Hopefully tommorrows recipe will consist of:
Ingredients
Large amount of rain
Plenty of crosswinds
Great amount of punctures and mechanicals
Great scenery
196 underweight bike riders
Cold temperatures
Thousands of spectators
And finally 1/4 cup of tomato sauce
Warning! - do not add crashes into this meal. If crashes occur they could potentially ruin the meal.
Along a large stretch of french road, stir together the rain, crosswinds, 196 bike riders, thousands of spectators and tomato sauce. - If preferred add a couple of hills and technical descents -. Add panic and chaos to the french road. Stirring for 30 minutes will result in puntures, gaps and grumpy sportif directeurs. Warning!: Stirring for too long and with an overuse of written ingredients can result in crashes.
Served as mass sprint or breakaway win at cold temperetures in great sceneries.
Ready in: 5-6 hours.