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A successful kidnapper could probably do with an accomplice
By the way, maybe it's just me, but I always thought in-n-out meant something else entirely!
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A successful kidnapper could probably do with an accomplice
By the way, maybe it's just me, but I always thought in-n-out meant something else entirely!
I don't see myself as a kid anymore, but I could still easily take a nap on one of the beds/mattresses Primož/van Aert/Horner/Mørkøv were provided with.
Tag team in-n-out-stuff is not right up my alley though, not even if burgers were to be involved somehow.
Tag team in-n-out-stuff is not right up my alley though, not even if burgers were to be involved somehow.
A successful kidnapper could probably do with an accomplice
By the way, maybe it's just me, but I always thought in-n-out meant something else entirely!
Get your guy's heads out of the gutter. We're a family friendly thread.
I don't know who can say no to that.
hmmm. I guess the pictures are so good they don't want to load.
Are we not riding in echelons then? They certainly aren't family friendly. Everyone gets split up all over the place.
If two cyclists are dating and one of them says "Echelons", that's the equivalent of, "I think we need to talk".
My god, I thought there was still time, but apparently the Giro has already started!!
They went off yesterday, starting with the time trial. Because there are so many competitors this year whose form isn't clear you could choose between the long (42k) and the short (21k) route.
Those who did the long route would receive a 2 minutes time bonus.
Winners of the time trials:
Long route:
Short route:
They then travelled to Genova where they have started the first mountain stage today at 12am. Evenepoel is already 3 minutes in front, but Buchmann is in solo pursuit, about 1 minute behind. Rest of the peloton compatto.
Is this a family friendly thread? This is not even a BlueRoads friendly thread. Families have to endure a lot in these times. They're coping with a lot of screen time, burgers and some cycling soft porn.
They went off yesterday, starting with the time trial. Because there are so many competitors this year whose form isn't clear you could choose between the long (42k) and the short (21k) route.
Those who did the long route would receive a 2 minutes time bonus.
Winners of the time trials:
Long route:
- Evenepoel
- Gianni Moscon
- Filippo Ganna
Short route:
- Jan Tratnik
- Edoardo Affini
- Egan Bernal
They then travelled to Genova where they have started the first mountain stage today at 12am. Evenepoel is already 3 minutes in front, but Buchmann is in solo pursuit, about 1 minute behind. Rest of the peloton compatto.
Is this a family friendly thread? This is not even a BlueRoads friendly thread. Families have to endure a lot in these times. They're coping with a lot of screen time, burgers and some cycling soft porn.
It might also be a bad sign if one of them wants to add domestiques to their team.
And for couples, a flick of the elbow means: “it’s time for you do more of your share of the work around the house.”
I wouldn't want to be married to Nairo Quintana.
I mean to be fair he isn't a SUPER domestique though you could try a strapping German.
Sometimes the truth is insane and it hurts.
What insanity? I have no idea what you're talking about!
A tune in my head will not go away:
Tomorrow - Kuss just go!
Snow or no snow!
Tomorrow - Kuss just go!
Snow or no snow!
Update on our tag team match.
It will be the main event of Wrestlemania 38 so plenty of time for all parties to prepare.
We have "Silent" SHAD0W93 and Blue "The Conqueror" Roads vs Redhead "Destroying" Dane and Samu "Sucker Punch" Cuenca with special guest referee Greg "Straight Shooter" Rowlerson. This will be a no disqualification, no holds bared mix tag team match inside HELL IN A CELL(!). There will be tables, chairs, and ladders (Oh My!). Four will enter and only two, shall leave.
The winners shall become the inaugural World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions of Cyclingnew Forum. The second most prestigious title after the World Heavyweight 24/7 Prediction's Champion. Not only will the winner's receive these prestigious championships but also a free all day trip with Roglic and free In-n-Out for life and personally delivered to your front door, no matter the country. Purchase your PPV subscriptions now before it's too late at the cheap price of 20.99 USD. But wait! If you purchase within the next 20 minutes you also receive a tennis breakdown video of Andy Murray highlights from Red "Encyclopedia" Rick and nice refreshing drinks in the Carolina's with "Balaverde" Koronin. With 5 easy payments of 25.68 USD you will also receive a free year subscription to cyclings history from Libertine "Omniscient" Seguros. Returns are free, just pay shipping and handling. BUY NOW! Before it is too late.
This concludes your paid programming.
I'm bored at work and all there is on tv is infomercials and I'm bored of studying. SOS.
It will be the main event of Wrestlemania 38 so plenty of time for all parties to prepare.
We have "Silent" SHAD0W93 and Blue "The Conqueror" Roads vs Redhead "Destroying" Dane and Samu "Sucker Punch" Cuenca with special guest referee Greg "Straight Shooter" Rowlerson. This will be a no disqualification, no holds bared mix tag team match inside HELL IN A CELL(!). There will be tables, chairs, and ladders (Oh My!). Four will enter and only two, shall leave.
The winners shall become the inaugural World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions of Cyclingnew Forum. The second most prestigious title after the World Heavyweight 24/7 Prediction's Champion. Not only will the winner's receive these prestigious championships but also a free all day trip with Roglic and free In-n-Out for life and personally delivered to your front door, no matter the country. Purchase your PPV subscriptions now before it's too late at the cheap price of 20.99 USD. But wait! If you purchase within the next 20 minutes you also receive a tennis breakdown video of Andy Murray highlights from Red "Encyclopedia" Rick and nice refreshing drinks in the Carolina's with "Balaverde" Koronin. With 5 easy payments of 25.68 USD you will also receive a free year subscription to cyclings history from Libertine "Omniscient" Seguros. Returns are free, just pay shipping and handling. BUY NOW! Before it is too late.
This concludes your paid programming.
I'm bored at work and all there is on tv is infomercials and I'm bored of studying. SOS.
As no purchases have been made within the 20 minutes, the offer has been extended for an additional 24 hours, just for you! 702 007 1170. Buy now!
I may be able to afford this subscription, now that I don't have to pay to watch the Giro.
On second thoughts, since I'm the referee I'll get my viewing for free.
And I'm glad that I'm the referee, given that I weigh about as much as a pure climber.
I can already see how this wrestling match is going to go down. I am biased to Kloden fans (as well as to Germans), so Shadow and Blue will get all the decisions going their way. In fact, the referee will even allow the death of Samu to occur (who needs cyclists that can't outsprint Kloden in this world; survival of the fittest, right?). However, there comes a giant twist (as only happens in Wrestlemania or in the career of Froome), with the Destroying Dane turning the contest on its head, shot putting her teammate into both of their opposition, knocking them out 'stone cold'. The referee has no choice but to declare Shadow and Blue the losers. Even corruption has its limitations.
P.S. This is wrestling. Samu wasn't really dead.
P.S.2. Well, at least not until he was turned into an Olympic weapon.
Of course! The tv can be in the ring. You can even place a bet on the match if you feel a little Pete Rose in you.
I just can guarantee I won't start shot putting the tv around.
Or the referee.
Or anything, really.
This is not what I expected when I opened an account in a cycling forum.
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