I got your back Blueroads! We can take them!
A successful kidnapper could probably do with an accomplice
By the way, maybe it's just me, but I always thought in-n-out meant something else entirely!
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I got your back Blueroads! We can take them!
I don't see myself as a kid anymore, but I could still easily take a nap on one of the beds/mattresses Primož/van Aert/Horner/Mørkøv were provided with.
Tag team in-n-out-stuff is not right up my alley though, not even if burgers were to be involved somehow.
A successful kidnapper could probably do with an accomplice
By the way, maybe it's just me, but I always thought in-n-out meant something else entirely!
Get your guy's heads out of the gutter. We're a family friendly thread.
Sometimes the weak get left behind.Are we not riding in echelons then? They certainly aren't family friendly. Everyone gets split up all over the place.
Are we not riding in echelons then? They certainly aren't family friendly. Everyone gets split up all over the place.
If two cyclists are dating and one of them says "Echelons", that's the equivalent of, "I think we need to talk".
It might also be a bad sign if one of them wants to add domestiques to their team.
And for couples, a flick of the elbow means: “it’s time for you do more of your share of the work around the house.”If two cyclists are dating and one of them says "Echelons", that's the equivalent of, "I think we need to talk".
And for couples, a flick of the elbow means: “it’s time for you do more of your share of the work around the house.”
I mean to be fair he isn't a SUPER domestique though you could try a strapping German.I wouldn't want to be married to Nairo Quintana.
Sometimes the truth is insane and it hurts.The insanity in here is great.
I mean to be fair he isn't a SUPER domestique though you could try a strapping German.
Sometimes the truth is insane and it hurts.
Ah, so Quintana is the side piece.But he loves flicking that elbow.
LOL, but true.
The insanity in here is great.
Update on our tag team match.
It will be the main event of Wrestlemania 38 so plenty of time for all parties to prepare.
We have "Silent" SHAD0W93 and Blue "The Conqueror" Roads vs Redhead "Destroying" Dane and Samu "Sucker Punch" Cuenca with special guest referee Greg "Straight Shooter" Rowlerson. This will be a no disqualification, no holds bared mix tag team match inside HELL IN A CELL(!). There will be tables, chairs, and ladders (Oh My!). Four will enter and only two, shall leave.
The winners shall become the inaugural World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions of Cyclingnew Forum. The second most prestigious title after the World Heavyweight 24/7 Prediction's Champion. Not only will the winner's receive these prestigious championships but also a free all day trip with Roglic and free In-n-Out for life and personally delivered to your front door, no matter the country. Purchase your PPV subscriptions now before it's too late at the cheap price of 20.99 USD. But wait! If you purchase within the next 20 minutes you also receive a tennis breakdown video of Andy Murray highlights from Red "Encyclopedia" Rick and nice refreshing drinks in the Carolina's with "Balaverde" Koronin. With 5 easy payments of 25.68 USD you will also receive a free year subscription to cyclings history from Libertine "Omniscient" Seguros. Returns are free, just pay shipping and handling. BUY NOW! Before it is too late.
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I'm bored at work and all there is on tv is infomercials and I'm bored of studying. SOS.
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Update on our tag team match.
It will be the main event of Wrestlemania 38 so plenty of time for all parties to prepare.
We have "Silent" SHAD0W93 and Blue "The Conqueror" Roads vs Redhead "Destroying" Dane and Samu "Sucker Punch" Cuenca with special guest referee Greg "Straight Shooter" Rowlerson. This will be a no disqualification, no holds bared mix tag team match inside HELL IN A CELL(!). There will be tables, chairs, and ladders (Oh My!). Four will enter and only two, shall leave.
The winners shall become the inaugural World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions of Cyclingnew Forum. The second most prestigious title after the World Heavyweight 24/7 Prediction's Champion. Not only will the winner's receive these prestigious championships but also a free all day trip with Roglic and free In-n-Out for life and personally delivered to your front door, no matter the country. Purchase your PPV subscriptions now before it's too late at the cheap price of 20.99 USD. But wait! If you purchase within the next 20 minutes you also receive a tennis breakdown video of Andy Murray highlights from Red "Encyclopedia" Rick and nice refreshing drinks in the Carolina's with "Balaverde" Koronin. With 5 easy payments of 25.68 USD you will also receive a free year subscription to cyclings history from Libertine "Omniscient" Seguros. Returns are free, just pay shipping and handling. BUY NOW! Before it is too late.
This concludes your paid programming.
I'm bored at work and all there is on tv is infomercials and I'm bored of studying. SOS.
Of course! The tv can be in the ring. You can even place a bet on the match if you feel a little Pete Rose in you.Can I buy a subscription even if I'm taking part?
Of course! The tv can be in the ring. You can even place a bet on the match if you feel a little Pete Rose in you.
I may be able to afford this subscription, now that I don't have to pay to watch the Giro.
On second thoughts, since I'm the referee I'll get my viewing for free.
And I'm glad that I'm the referee, given that I weigh about as much as a pure climber.
I can already see how this wrestling match is going to go down. I am biased to Kloden fans (as well as to Germans), so Shadow and Blue will get all the decisions going their way. In fact, the referee will even allow the death of Samu to occur (who needs cyclists that can't outsprint Kloden in this world; survival of the fittest, right?). However, there comes a giant twist (as only happens in Wrestlemania or in the career of Froome), with the Destroying Dane turning the contest on its head, shot putting her teammate into both of their opposition, knocking them out 'stone cold'. The referee has no choice but to declare Shadow and Blue the losers. Even corruption has its limitations.
P.S. This is wrestling. Samu wasn't really dead.
P.S.2. Well, at least not until he was turned into an Olympic weapon.