A coffee and a small Danish.

[RedheadDane]

Isn’t he Keldermann because he‘s at Bora. Is he german? If Mads Pedersen is constantly switching nationality, why can’t Kelderman(n) It’s clearly Poels FTW (Or is he Bahraini?)

He's not!
Kelderman is sometimes Keldermann, but the "Mannschaft" joke kinda died when they lost Ackermann (and Schwarzmann).

 

[QueenStagiaire]

He's not!
Kelderman is sometimes Keldermann, but the "Mannschaft" joke kinda died when they lost Ackermann (and Schwarzmann).

Thanks, Vuelta is already decided then. Onwards to the Worlds!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

He's not!
Kelderman is sometimes Keldermann, but the "Mannschaft" joke kinda died when they lost Ackermann (and Schwarzmann).

I keep thinking Arensman(n) rides for them.

 

[topcat]

Sipping my coffee, wondering about the price of fish, climate change, inflation and the projected price of Danish pastries next July.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Someone in Denmark has won 100 millon Euros in the lottery. How many coffees and small Danes can you get for that kind of money?

And how much of Wout van Aert can be yours for that amount? I'm asking for UAE.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Someone in Denmark has won 100 millon Euros in the lottery. How many coffees and small Danes can you get for that kind of money?

And how much of Wout van Aert can be yours for that amount? I'm asking for UAE.

You‘d need to kidnap small danes to put them up for sale and kidnapping is wrong. UAE could get a whole Wout van Aert, if they don‘t spend their money on coffee.
Half a Van Aert wouldn‘t be useful anyway

 

[RedheadDane]

Someone in Denmark has won 100 millon Euros in the lottery. How many coffees and small Danes can you get for that kind of money?

I'm pretty sure buying Danes of any size, or indeed people of any nationality, of any size, is generally frowned upon.

 

[Sciatic]

I'm pretty sure buying Danes of any size, or indeed people of any nationality, of any size, is generally frowned upon.

But what if they are the cloned versions of actual Danes—can they be purchased?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You‘d need to kidnap small danes to put them up for sale and kidnapping is wrong. UAE could get a whole Wout van Aert, if they don‘t spend their money on coffee.
Half a Van Aert wouldn‘t be useful anyway

But buying half of Van Aert would also make the other half useless, so that might be worth the loss.

And I woldn't be doing the kidnapping, but only the buying.

I'm pretty sure buying Danes of any size, or indeed people of any nationality, of any size, is generally frowned upon.

No, small Danes are considered ok for purchasing. It's stated somewhere in the lesser known articles of the Geneva Conventions.

 

[RedheadDane]

But what if they are the cloned versions of actual Danes—can they be purchased?

Cloning is also frowned upon!

 

[RedheadDane]

Sometimes, you just gotta ask those really important questions!

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[Samu Cuenca]

Sometimes, you just gotta ask those really important questions!

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I can't find it right now, but I've seen a picture of Pogačar and Vingegaard on a tandem (not a real picture).

 

[topcat]

Take Wtf and Roglic away from Vinnie and I bet he'd win by less than a minute.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Take the win away from Vinnie and I bet he‘d win

What I love most about this forum is how the quoting system allows you to do almost anything you like

 

[RedheadDane]

What I love most about this forum is how the quoting system allows you to do almost anything you like

And this is the fact-free thread.

 

[Valv.Piti]

Someone in Denmark has won 100 millon Euros in the lottery. How many coffees and small Danes can you get for that kind of money?

And how much of Wout van Aert can be yours for that amount? I'm asking for UAE.

Sure you asking on behalf of UAE and not yourself? I'd not blame you, I have the biggest man crush on him since.. cant remember.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

**** lo squalo, I‘d rather be a mermaid

Give a man a fish and he‘ll have food for a day, let him work in a fish factory and he‘ll win the Tour de France.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Sure you asking on behalf of UAE and not yourself? I'd not blame you, I have the biggest man crush on him since.. cant remember.

I think everyone would have an easier life if they had their own personal Wout van Aert.

 

[RedheadDane]

I think everyone would have an easier life if they had their own personal Wout van Aert.

First you want to cut him in half, now you wanna clone him?

 

[ciranda]

Sometimes, you just gotta ask those really important questions!

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It would be super slow uphill, no? I think. Like ~150 kilo including the crazy tandem bicycle is a lot of weight even for the strongest.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

First you want to cut him in half, now you wanna clone him?

Then I could cut him in half more than once.
But I wouldn't do it.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

I'm pretty sure buying Danes of any size, or indeed people of any nationality, of any size, is generally frowned upon.

What if you purchased Great Danes? You'd need a lot of space though as they are quite a big dog.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

What if you purchased Great Danes? You'd need a lot of space though as they are quite a big dog.

Jonas Vingegaard is now both a great Dane and a big dog.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Vingegaard might also know whether Thisted aged well or not. Its airport didn't.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Sometimes, you just gotta ask those really important questions!

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