checkout LA's size...

[ilillillli]

Oh right.

He still looks paunchy though.

Ha... yeah, he would defintiely test positive for paunch.

 

[BroDeal]

Ha... yeah, he would defintiely test positive for paunch.

The Mirdle, a paunch masking agent.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Contador is about Lance's height... maybe an inch shorter. But he weighs 20 pounds less... riders like him are the ones who get a big climbing advantage due to weight. The question with him becomes... how does he time trial so well with that frame?

The better question is how does Jani time trial so much better?

 

[Steel4Ever]

The Mirdle, a paunch masking agent.

All that does is remind me of this:

 

[Beech Mtn]

All these reports of LA's height are way off. Dude is not very tall at all. Probably around 5'7". Definitely not 5'10" or 5'11", unless he's wearing Tom Cruise lifts in his Livestrong Nikes.

LA is around 5'7", and Levi is shorter than that - very tiny.

 

[ilillillli]

All these reports of LA's height are way off. Dude is not very tall at all. Probably around 5'7". Definitely not 5'10" or 5'11", unless he's wearing Tom Cruise lifts in his Livestrong Nikes.

LA is around 5'7", and Levi is shorter than that - very tiny.

in addition to everything else, it appears as if you've caught lance "height doping" as well. congratulations, sir.

 

[kurtinsc]

All these reports of LA's height are way off. Dude is not very tall at all. Probably around 5'7". Definitely not 5'10" or 5'11", unless he's wearing Tom Cruise lifts in his Livestrong Nikes.

LA is around 5'7", and Levi is shorter than that - very tiny.

Just going by what the internet says. Everything mentioning his height says either 5'9" or 5'10". Levi is generally listed at 5'6"... so yes, he's shorter then Lance.

 

[TheWestCoast]

JHC, do you guys ever exhaust yourselves with the whole Lance/doper/he's fat/his TT position is ***/he's a liar stuff?

 

[Hugh Januss]

Speedway has a new assistant.

 

[Ripper]

JHC, do you guys ever exhaust yourselves with the whole Lance/doper/he's fat/his TT position is ***/he's a liar stuff?

You've made a number of strong contributions yourself.

 

[131313]

general thoughts on those pictures:

-Frank Schleck looks anorexic. Check out the dude's arms? yikes!

-it appears that Tony Martin won a teletubby for winning the stage?? WTF???

-Lance's midsection looks huge. It's always looked huge, however. At the ToC he looked absolutely ripped, with a huge midsection...

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/83368843/Sports-Illustrated

And he's nowhere near 5'7". Probably 5'10" or so.

I don't like Lance either, but there's no reason to make things up.

-they're climbing in that photo, so I wouldn't read that much into their positions on the climb. After all, check out Gesink's position! Then again, maybe he shouldn't have been standing...

-that new Specialized TT bike looks pretty bad-a$$

 

[therhodeo]

That picture of Gesink reminds me of the picture of Conan O'Brien on his road bike. So lanky.

 

[wattage]

That picture of Gesink reminds me of the picture of Conan O'Brien on his road bike. So lanky.

Yes, he's not looking very aero

 

[Anonymous]

LA's wearing Allen Lim's new "Keep Lance Cooler so he'll be faster suit" filled with ice. That's why he's so bulky.

Or maybe that's wear he hides the battery for his motorized bike... lol!

 

[Oldman]

Yes, he's not looking very aero

It's hard to be aero when your elbow joint is larger than your bicep.

 

[scribe]

If size matters, how do you splain the Big Mig's 5?

 

[Benotti69]

Ha... yeah, he would defintiely test positive for paunch.

Pauncharello Uniballer....

 

[MacRoadie]

Pauncharello Uniballer....

 

[Steel4Ever]

SWOON!!!

 

[buckwheat]

If size matters, how do you splain the Big Mig's 5?

You're joking?

 

[scribe]

You're joking?

usually. I prefer to call it: not so serious, instead of joking.

 

[Rip:30]

Natural bodybuilding.

 

[mightymac12]

Wasn't it cancer that leaned him down to a climbing build. Did he undo all of those transformations with his late-life crisis (the steroids taken in the downtime between 05-09)?

 

[barn yard]

what happened to his 6 pack

 

[BroDeal]

what happened to his 6 pack

FLandis drank it.