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ilillillli said:
Ha... yeah, he would defintiely test positive for paunch.

The Mirdle, a paunch masking agent.

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All these reports of LA's height are way off. Dude is not very tall at all. Probably around 5'7". Definitely not 5'10" or 5'11", unless he's wearing Tom Cruise lifts in his Livestrong Nikes.

LA is around 5'7", and Levi is shorter than that - very tiny.
 
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Beech Mtn said:
All these reports of LA's height are way off. Dude is not very tall at all. Probably around 5'7". Definitely not 5'10" or 5'11", unless he's wearing Tom Cruise lifts in his Livestrong Nikes.

LA is around 5'7", and Levi is shorter than that - very tiny.

in addition to everything else, it appears as if you've caught lance "height doping" as well. congratulations, sir.
 
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Beech Mtn said:
All these reports of LA's height are way off. Dude is not very tall at all. Probably around 5'7". Definitely not 5'10" or 5'11", unless he's wearing Tom Cruise lifts in his Livestrong Nikes.

LA is around 5'7", and Levi is shorter than that - very tiny.

Just going by what the internet says. Everything mentioning his height says either 5'9" or 5'10". Levi is generally listed at 5'6"... so yes, he's shorter then Lance.
 
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general thoughts on those pictures:

-Frank Schleck looks anorexic. Check out the dude's arms? yikes!

-it appears that Tony Martin won a teletubby for winning the stage?? WTF???

-Lance's midsection looks huge. It's always looked huge, however. At the ToC he looked absolutely ripped, with a huge midsection...

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/83368843/Sports-Illustrated

And he's nowhere near 5'7". Probably 5'10" or so.

I don't like Lance either, but there's no reason to make things up.

-they're climbing in that photo, so I wouldn't read that much into their positions on the climb. After all, check out Gesink's position! Then again, maybe he shouldn't have been standing...

-that new Specialized TT bike looks pretty bad-a$$
 
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LA's wearing Allen Lim's new "Keep Lance Cooler so he'll be faster suit" filled with ice. That's why he's so bulky.

Or maybe that's wear he hides the battery for his motorized bike... lol! :p
 
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Wasn't it cancer that leaned him down to a climbing build. Did he undo all of those transformations with his late-life crisis (the steroids taken in the downtime between 05-09)?