Clinic Bibliography

[blackcat]

258 Pseudoscience


ammattipyöräily @ammattipyoraily
· 2h 2 hours ago
Daniel Diaz's estimated weight? 60, 65, 70 kg? #TourSanLuis

see: Schroedinger's cycling circus performing cat.

 

[blackcat]

261. Actovegin. aka "Acto-what". Nobody really knows what it does. But, it is only used if you are transfusing. See also: Smoking Gun.
Dave.

technically, I think there is an extra acto there.
I think it is acto-acto-what? used in conjunction with colostrum calves milk.

calves have great performance enhancing properties. sry, must emphasise, calves have great legal performance enhancing properties.

you can walk up stairs with them, skip rope, tap dance, and extract their blood and drink the raw milk lactated for them.

 

[the sceptic]

blackcat - I don't always understand his posts, but when I do I really like them.

 

[thehog]

Ignorance - The ironic thing about all of this is that Leinders didn't seem to be all that good at the doping business. He's still advocating doping with family blood in 2004, gets recommended a product he's unaware of that 'all the other teams are using' and then seems to be eased aside around 2005/6 in favour of Matschiner and van Mantgem and Rabobank start winning Grand Tours.

He's made out to by some sort of lowlander Ferrari, but he doesn't seem to know anything special that you couldn't learn in a day.

 

[blackcat]

technically, I think there is an extra acto there.
I think it is acto-acto-what? used in conjunction with colostrum calves milk.

caveat: NB. this is not a stutter like Boutros Boutros Ghali's tourettes laden parents. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boutros_Boutros-Ghali

maybe Kevin Kevin Rudd can deed poll deed change his name with a tick of tourettes

 

[D-Queued]

263. Freiburg - Location of the 'clinic' staffed by Drs. Heinrich, Schmid, and Huber who systematically doped Team Telekom / T-Mobile with EPO, glucocorticosteroids, growth hormone, and testosterone minimally through 2007 (they didn't get the USPS memo about stopping doping in 2006).

Dave.

 

[blackcat]

264. p!ss off @rsehole

inimitable words of Jörg Jaksche when Evans asked him to work on a climb at Deutschland Rund circa 2006 when Evans was competing against either a fellow Gerolsteiner rider like Levi Leipheimer or a fellow German like Jens at CSC, on the GC, and my brilliant acuity and powers of deduction intuit (not Danielson) that Jörg Jaksche did not like Cuddles.

dont conflate intuit with inuit ok. intuit, not eskimo like Danielson <emoji for seal blubber, carbohydrate burning, and eskimos, and igloo emojis>
<fumi beppu emoji<

 

[blackcat]

265. birillo

Ivan Basso's dog. his dog dopes. he went to Fuentes dogpound and fertility clinic.

see: Basso: "I am Birillo" | Cyclingnews.com

like #jesuisCharlieHebdo
and #IchbineinBerliner
and #jem'appelleBlackcat

#I_am_Birillo has become the refrain of the peloton.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/basso-i-am-birillo

 

[blackcat]

266. weasel words

see:

267. Trust But Verify.
is this a nixon quote? apart from DBrower's website to defend LAndis

268. Extraordinary Allegations rquire Extraordinary Proof
this this WAS nixon, and came from Armstrongs mouth vie the filter of Public Strategies and Mark McCormack or MArk McKinnon whichever republican political advisor from Austin.

 

[the sceptic]

Ignorance - The ironic thing about all of this is that Leinders didn't seem to be all that good at the doping business. He's still advocating doping with family blood in 2004, gets recommended a product he's unaware of that 'all the other teams are using' and then seems to be eased aside around 2005/6 in favour of Matschiner and van Mantgem and Rabobank start winning Grand Tours.

He's made out to by some sort of lowlander Ferrari, but he doesn't seem to know anything special that you couldn't learn in a day.

lol. Amazing thread.

I love bot logic.

 

[thehog]

lol. Amazing thread.

I love bot logic.

Sure, Charles Manson has been jailed for life. He may have killed a few people but so what? Wasn't like he was very good at it and anyone could done low level stuff like that

 

[blackcat]

16. Vanishing Twin and drunken (testosterone producing) mice - the more convoluted and improbable the medical explanation, the better. See also 'snake oil'.

Dave.

Edit to renumber and stay in sequence.

269. Wookie Defense.
see: 16
like johnnie cochrane said, if the glove dont fit, you must acquit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense

270. Li Fuyu.
Chinese cyclist on Discovery, yet to master said ^269. Wookie defense because they do not have South Park and Trey Parker and MAtt Stone in China. There is no Wookie equivalent in Sino, they just take you out the back of the cinder blocks and stick a red mark over your heart and shoot you. Wookie no wookie.

NB. like D-Q says peoples, some rigor about numbering your definition and staying in sequence, please peoples, its not that much of an ask.
like Jan Ullrich says, if you cant add 2 and 2 together, i cant help you, and you just may be dyslexic like tom cruise.

 

[blackcat]

271. Sino livestock industry and meat hormones.
we all know the Sino's have a problem with cultivating livestock and meat without clenbuterol and other PED hormones. Ask Mick Rogers and Alberto Contador.
we should encourage the Saunier Duval manager Mauro Gianetti to come back to the sport with his sponsor Mexican Beef because you know you would clean out a whole heap of carcasses of false positives and double non negatives. If he accedes to our petition, Aigle will promise his squad a free TUE for perfluorocarbons.

 

[blackcat]

272. Cound
as it sounds.
part banshee, not really

 

[blackcat]

273. Tugboat
another dog, potentially cross contamination with Fuentes labs and birillo and Tyler.

Tugboat is now in canine high heaven, RIP Tugboat

not to be confused with 272.

 

[doperhopper]

265. birillo

Ivan Basso's dog. his dog dopes. he went to Fuentes dogpound and fertility clinic.

see: Basso: "I am Birillo" | Cyclingnews.com

like #jesuisCharlieHebdo
and #IchbineinBerliner
and #jem'appelleBlackcat

#I_am_Birillo has become the refrain of the peloton.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/basso-i-am-birillo

Je suis Briceno. (your Bjarne)

 

[doperhopper]

260. Altitude Training. Great excuse for covering up whereabouts violations. Also good excuse to head off to expensive and remote locations that are outside the budget for OOC testers. (See Tenerife above)

how about Kilimanjaro?

 

[blackcat]

how about Kilimanjaro?

274. Tenzing Norgay
genius sports scientists point to Norgay as proof altitude training workscos he was a phenomenal climber and like Phil would say, getting asphyxiated but unlike the autoerotic kind of Michael Hutchison or David Caradine

 

[D-Queued]

275. Masters Fatty Doper. Old morons. One of my personal favorite thread titles.

Dave.

 

[blackcat]

276. Tescos

esoteric management school for knighthoods. with there with INSEAD and Wharton

 

[blackcat]

277. Bidons

achieved new strategic status with Lim's, stage 17 Tour de France July 2006, he of the hail mary thermal regulation frozen bidons from heavenTM. like a magic dumpling or pork bun, but water bottle.These were not the LEvi kind


278. Gluten Free

Lim also had a role in this nutrition.


279. Rice Cakes.

Guess who also had a role in this nutrition. If you guessed Lim, you would be correct. One won ton for you.


ok, so hydration technically aint nutrition. you got me


*this line has been copyrighted
hail mary thermal regulation frozen bidons from heavenTM

 

[gooner]

280. The Outrage machine.

A group of posters who one year will have a certain position and flip flop some time later in order to satisfy their need for constant confrontation and arguments. These people are your classic revisionists and great examples have been seen in discussions relating to Betsy, Frankie, and the Greg/McIllvain tape.

It wouldn't surprise me if they became Wiggins, Froome and Brailsford supporters in years to come.

 

[blackcat]

281. The 2006 Memo

memo came down from Aigle and Boulder on high, that said in 2006 we are not doping anymore cos the cool kids just dont tolerate doping any more. Boulder is pretty cold. Aigle cold in winter too. They are cool kids.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

280. The Outrage machine.

A group of posters who one year will have a certain position and flip flop some time later in order to satisfy their need for constant confrontation and arguments. These people are your classic revisionists and great examples have been seen in discussions relating to Betsy, Frankie, and the Greg/McIllvain tape.

It wouldn't surprise me if they became Wiggins, Froome and Brailsford supporters in years to come.

See also: Walsh, David and "speed = proof of doping".

 

[kielbasa]

282. Eposino.com - an online pharmacy that went out of business when sales went dry in 2006.