Clinic Bibliography

[sniper]

301. The gift that keeps on giving -
this thread, and in fact the Clinic in general.

 

[sittingbison]

Gentle(wo)men,
take the squabbling elsewhere, lets keep this one for taking the piss out of cycling in general.

Its not about any team, and its not about each other

cheers
bison

ps

158. FacePalm - including double face palm (when one facepalm doesnt cut it, and sometimes even triple face palm (not even double face palm can explain the magnitude of failure) - see posts above not in spirit of thread

 

[The Hitch]

Wouldn't the most obvious reasons for mod interference here be to 1 change the title from bibliography since it clearly isn't a bibliography, and 2 unsticky what is effectively a framed ****ing contest from a certain week in the forums history.

 

[the sceptic]

Gentle(wo)men,
take the squabbling elsewhere, lets keep this one for taking the piss out of cycling in general.

Its not about any team, and its not about each other

cheers
bison

ps

we know, it's about you.

 

[sittingbison]

Wouldn't the most obvious reasons for mod interference here be to 1 change the title from bibliography since it clearly isn't a bibliography, and 2 unsticky what is effectively a framed ****ing contest from a certain week in the forums history.

nup, its is to prevent yet another thread (that was quite amusing) getting hijacked and becoming all about the same couple of posters and team yet again

as to (1), its been asked and answered. See post # 2 and 3

as to (2), agreed. Unstickied

 

[Jancouver]

283. Fuentes - Preferred blood storage company of the peloton

284. Dr Ferrari - Preferred know-how provider of the peloton

285. Polygraph - New (untested) tool of those accused of doping. Also new nickname for Roman Kreuziger

 

[ebandit]

sticky

stickied.................serious threads that i avoid

Mark L

 

[D-Queued]

stickied.................serious threads that i avoid

Mark L

Its been unstickied, so you can go back through the whole thing now to catch up.

Dave.

 

[blackcat]

286. Oedipus Tex.

sigmund said some guys from Texas like to sleep with their mom or something. So Oldman gave Lance this nickname or something

 

[D-Queued]

287. Bromance == Armstrong & McConaughey

Dave.

 

[D-Queued]

288. Tammy Thomas - Poster child for why you shouldn't do drugs.

The first athlete to actually be tried for charges related to the notorious BALCO doping ring

Dave.

 

[blackcat]

its Thomas Tammy D-Q

nice jawline. nice 5 oclock shadow at midday. dont think he will make a male model. that is exclusively frankie andreu's turf, the dearborn detroit michigan male model alliterationz

 

[Froomster]

289. Vegetable Juice - The key to "marginal gains" in a post-PED world.

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?p=1510029&highlight=vegetable+juice#post1510029

 

[Froomster]

290. Nutella - A banned supplement, due to its high levels of addiction with cyclists and tendency to negate anorexia.

 

[blackcat]

290. Nutella - A banned supplement, due to its high levels of addiction with cyclists and tendency to negate anorexia.

291. chimera meta or meta chimera, or doppelganger or meta doppelganger umlaut and umlaut plural

the trend of Bibliography (sic) posts repeating posts like, chimera, doppelganger, and nutella.

but its all good. or Tis 'all good. it is like Lance lanced in a unilateral orchiectomy, then gets prosthetics.

 

[blackcat]

292. LRP
acronym initials like sewn on white personal business shirt
little richie porte

 

[blackcat]

293. Stuey mate
Stuey mate
its eponymous

 

[LeindersGains]

Re:

286. Oedipus Tex.

sigmund said some guys from Texas like to sleep with their mom or something. So Oldman gave Lance this nickname or something

Funny how people go for the same type of partner repeatedly. In Armstrong's case, it's a blond, tan, athletic-looking woman with a slightly masculine face. And all the women except the first one have thin upper lips.

 

[The Carrot]

294. Compassionate Ruthlessness
Oxymoron highlighting what happens to clean athletes.

 

[blackcat]

295. full retarders
noun. practictioner of full *** doping.
as in Froome dawg got fed up with riding Sky B team program and going out the back-end like John Lee Augustyn so he decided to get with the proper program, the full *** program befitting the full retarders of Sky Procycling A team. It consists of cortison, clen, lipotroping, AICAR, GW, hgh, testo, and insuling. Its the full *** program.

 

[42x16ss]

296. 2008 TdF - Bradderley Wigans' natural level

297. 2010 Giro - GT where Chris Froome was ejected for holding on to a police motorbike to avoid the time cut, while Nibali came third overall.

Disclaimer: There is however, some uncertainty on whether these events actually occurred, as there is debate in some parts of the world regarding the existence of cycling as a competitive sport prior to 2012.

 

[blackcat]

294. Compassionate Ruthlessness
Oxymoron highlighting what happens to clean athletes.

I thought that was DC neo-con and neo liberalism. let them eat cake so apocryphally said princess marie

 

[blackcat]

298. Dog Froome

Tanax' inimitable anglophone polyglot as second or third tongue's take on Froome dawg.

/grammar meta cos it is channeling tanux

 

[Energy Starr]

Re: Re:

286. Oedipus Tex.

sigmund said some guys from Texas like to sleep with their mom or something. So Oldman gave Lance this nickname or something

Funny how people go for the same type of partner repeatedly. In Armstrong's case, it's a blond, tan, athletic-looking woman with a slightly masculine face. And all the women except the first one have thin upper lips.

Slightly masculine face huh.....hmmm.....I hadn't really noticed/thought of that. Who's the woman bottom left btw?

 

[blackcat]

299. Gordonstoun
scottish boarding school espousing values of muscular christianity and a rich history of british cyclists and their forebears