Clinic Speculative thread: what will happen in 2011?

[hfer07]

In a estrange twist of faith, Lance summons Cadel Evans to testify in front of the grand jury as a last resource of desperation to clear his name-which only ends up incrimination the Aussi in doping too...
the good side of the story? they become cell mates

 

[scribe]

Hustler magazine does a full spread on the doping girls of Italian cycling.

 

[Altitude]

Taylor Phinney wins the tour de france

Miniscule traces of pseudoephedrine are found in his rest day urine sample-- UCI makes an example of him and slams him with a life time ban.

 

[simo1733]

He only gets one year, because they prove he got all that from 'roo meat. That dirt'ee dingo

The dirt'ee dingo.Excellant new nickname for Cadel or for ACF

 

[simo1733]

That is why I am so slow on the bike! I hate vegemite!

Somebody check that mans passport.You will be telling us u don't like Rolf Harris next.

 

[delbified]

lance will sneak into everyone's hotel rooms at the Tour and switch their blood bags around. andy schleck will win the time trial by 3 minutes and cav will launch a killer attack to win on the Tourmalet. it will all come unstuck though when andy makes that mobile phone victory salute.

 

[auscyclefan94]

lance will sneak into everyone's hotel rooms at the Tour and switch their blood bags around. andy schleck will win the time trial by 3 minutes and cav will launch a killer attack to win on the Tourmalet. it will all come unstuck though when andy makes that mobile phone victory salute.

yes but most of them would have different blood types so it could be possibly bad for their health.

Is this a "annoy ACF" thread?

 

[Anonymous]

yes but most of them would have different blood types so it could be possibly bad for their health.

Is this a "annoy ACF" thread?

Yes. Everything is, afterall, about you.

 

[Anonymous]

Lance 3.0 gets into a wicked battle with Kenny Van Hummel for the lantern rouge at the 2011 TdF only to get arrested in the neutral zone of the final stage by Pierre Bordry and is immediately turned over to American Jeff Novitsky. Mr. Novitsky proceeds to take a cuffed LA to Charles De Gaul in a French Citroen with Floyd Landis riding shotgun.

A good time was had by nearly all.

 

[Altitude]

The investigation comes to nothing and all charges are dropped-- Lance has succeeded in clearing his name once and for all. He then goes on to dominate the Ironman, only to be stripped of his title after returning a non-negative for (insert your drug of choice).

 

[The Hitch]

2011, a new superdrug will be discovered that has been in use for years we just didnt know about it.

EPO is 25 years ago. A new super drug has to have been invented since then.

 

[scribe]

Aka gene doping

 

[thehog]

4 top riders test positive but we never find out after McQuaid dismisses the A results in secret.

 

[thehog]

Luke refuses to visit his father in jail.

 

[Mr.38%]

4 top riders test positive but we never find out after McQuaid dismisses the A results in secret.

Pat is gonna quaff'em off, A and also B.

 

[The Hitch]

What will happen in 2011 that involves anything to with drugs or doping in cycling in 2011? What big stories will come

Cuddles to test positive.

Hows that for a big doping story

 

[bicing]

This thread is an absolute winner.

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

Cuddles to test positive.

Hows that for a big doping story

I could swear to god that he got popped as a mtn biker. Am I totally wrong? Someone help me out here...

 

[blaxland]

Another two spaniards get busted for doping...Periero and Sastre?...and Cadel wins his first Grand Tour....This is a speculative thread right?

 

[ingsve]

My prediction is that a russian cross country skiing or biathlon scandal will trickle over and implement katusha bringing several previously unsuspected riders down.

 

[TubularBills]

Taylor Phinney will win a prologue in a Grand Tour

Richie Porte will podium in a Grand Tour

Peter Sagan will win a sprint in a Grand Tour

 

[Altitude]

Taylor Phinney will win a prologue in a Grand Tour

Richie Porte will podium in a Grand Tour

Peter Sagan will win a sprint in a Grand Tour

Then all test +? This is the clinic speculation thread aka make up the most ridiculous doping related story you can think of thread. See all above posts ^^

 

[Cal_Joe]

Another ones of Ricco's relatives/girlfriends gets busted for something.

Actually, Ricco will decide he is so pretty he will become his own girlfriend. Then when the next raid goes down and dope is found at his place, he can blame her.

Lots of ugly mental images generated by that scenario.

 

[auscyclefan94]

Another two spaniards get busted for doping...Periero and Sastre?...and Cadel wins his first Grand Tour....This is a speculative thread right?

For doping!

 

[TubularBills]

Then all test +? This is the clinic speculation thread aka make up the most ridiculous doping related story you can think of thread. See all above posts ^^

My Bad, I was overwhelmed by optimism for the moment and lost my head. I'll try to be more bitter!

Good on Ya, Grrrr and Touche!