Teams & Riders Coolest Names in the Peloton*

[hrotha]

And you don't think 'Beatus' is a cool name?

Nah, too Catholic

 

[rallybanana]

This rider is going to go places

Go Goto

Go Goto is a 21 year old cyclist from Japan (born June 13th 2002), who currently rides for Hosei University.

firstcycling.com

 

[RedheadDane]

Didn't get around to post this last weekend:

Never Give Up by Jolien Verschueren 2024

cx.procyclingstats.com

 

[AmRacer]

Nairoman

 

[RedheadDane]

Nairoman

That's not his actual name, though.

 

[Wyndbrook]

Didn't get around to post this last weekend:

Never Give Up by Jolien Verschueren 2024

cx.procyclingstats.com

What a great cross rider she was, will always remember her flying up the Koppenberg.
She certainly never gave up, still racing only months before losing the battle with cancer.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/laura-susemilch This joke has propably been made before, but I didn't know Joop Zoetemelk had 2 illegimate children in Germany.

 

[Anderis]

Euro Kim

Euro Kim (born 1999-10-07 in Yangpyeong ) is a road racing cyclist from South Korea, currently riding for LX Cycling Team. His best results are winning Asian Continental Championships ME - Road Race and winning National Championships South Korea ME - Road Race.

www.procyclingstats.com

Sounds like a European version of a North Korean leader.

 

[rallybanana]

Do you want to know Chris Froome's secret for feeling 5 years younger? This Korean cyclist has the answer

Young Man Kim

Young Man Kim is a cyclist from South Korea.

firstcycling.com

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Maybe he's been in the thread before, but this seems like a someone has squashed Philippe Gilbert's names together into one surname.

Aurélien Philibert

Aurélien Philibert is a 28 year old cyclist from France (born October 5th 1995), who currently rides for Philippe Wagner Cycling.

firstcycling.com

 

[RedheadDane]

This guy is going out!

Jan Janout

Jan Janout (born 2006-04-06) is a road racing cyclist from Czech Republic, active between 2022 and 2023. His best results are , and .

cx.procyclingstats.com

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

I came across today a Spanish rider of the 80s and 90s (Vuelta stage winner) Enrique Aja

He is, apart from little known 1920s barodeurJacques Pretzel Logic, the only rider to share his surname with a Steely Dan album.

 

[RedheadDane]

Was there seriously a rider called "Pretzel Logic"?

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Was there seriously a rider called "Pretzel Logic"?

Yes, he rode for Team Gullible.

 

[RedheadDane]

Well, I hope this kid stays safe:

Joel Hurt

Joel Hurt (born 2006-04-24) is a road racing cyclist from Great Britain, currently riding for Ribble - Verge Cyclocross Team. His best results are , and .

cx.procyclingstats.com

 

[hayneplane]

Don’t upset this guy!

Stalin Wladimir Puentestar

Stalin Wladimir Puentestar (born 1997-12-14) is a professional road racing cyclist from Ecuador, currently riding for C&S Technology. His best results are 4th place in National Championships Ecuador - Road Race and 3rd place in stage Vuelta a Guatemala.

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Didn't get around to post this last weekend:

Never Give Up by Jolien Verschueren 2024

cx.procyclingstats.com

Is there a men's team called Never Going to Give You Up by Rick Astley 1987 ?

 

[Anderis]

I hope this result is not going to cause another cold war:

 

[Devil's Elbow]

I hope this result is not going to cause another cold war:

Nixon and Stalin 1 and 2 on GC now, about a minute up on the other three riders who were in yesterday’s breakaway that got handed 10+ minutes that also finished with the GC groups today. The route is a lot easier than last year’s, so it’s entirely possible that the two will duel for the overall. A nation trembles in its boots at the prospect.

 

[rallybanana]

Misleading name for a team that only consists of Dutch and Belgian riders

Universe Cycling Team 2023

Universe Cycling Team was the name of the cyclingteam in 2023. The main riders on the team this season were , and .

www.procyclingstats.com

 

[RedheadDane]

Misleading name for a team that only consists of Dutch and Belgian riders

Universe Cycling Team 2023

Universe Cycling Team was the name of the cyclingteam in 2023. The main riders on the team this season were , and .

www.procyclingstats.com

And do all their racing on Earth!

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Came across this brilliantly named team on the "most recent transfers" list on PCS:

Ferei Quick-Panda Podium Mongolia Team 2024

Ferei Quick-Panda Podium Mongolia Team was the name of the cyclingteam in 2024. The main riders on the team this season were , and .

www.procyclingstats.com

Which is ironic, coz I don't think pandas are generally known for being quick.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

I hope this result is not going to cause another cold war:

Totally not gonna borrow this for our lads group-chat and pretend I came up with this joke...


Anyway https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/adolfo-vasquez finished behind those two, which is only fitting.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Came across this brilliantly named team on the "most recent transfers" list on PCS:

Ferei Quick-Panda Podium Mongolia Team 2024

Ferei Quick-Panda Podium Mongolia Team was the name of the cyclingteam in 2024. The main riders on the team this season were , and .

www.procyclingstats.com

Which is ironic, coz I don't think pandas are generally known for being quick.

Nor do they live (in the wild) in Mongolia.

 

[DJ Sprtsch]

Two cool names found in the Riley Sheehan thread
Preston Eye
Vince Rhino

 

[gregrowlerson]

That Blobloblo guy. I forget his first name.