Cycling Classes with the Pros.

[Samu Cuenca]

How to keep your nose clean, with Jan Ullrich, Luca Paolini and Tom Boonen.

No Jacket Required, Haiku poems set to music by Jai Hindley and Wilco Kelderman. Includes the showstopper Stel, Stel, Stelvio

 

[46&twoWheels]

this thread is amazing! borderline sticky-worthy


9:00 AM
"How to avoid dealing with alien fluids falling from the sky. it's time for empowerment!": power point presentations by Adam Hansen, Thomas De Gendt.

10:00 playing darts with real-life size Vegni straw man. Coffe break.

11:00 AM "How to leave your captain alone with 50 riders still in the peloton" , videoclips by Ciccone, Tony, Brambilla

13:00 AM: "How to replicate Movistars legendary team tactics", brought to you by Sunweb's young followers (BlueRoads anticipated me on this one arghh)

14:00 AM: "Humans still don't deserve a rainy Paris-Roubaix" : microsoft teams call with GOD (maximum n* of participants = 40), followed by Evenepoel's rebuttals

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Spanish spew: How to stay sane during quarantine and do neutral commentating by Rob Hatch with additional material by Brian Smith. Gibberish by Carlton Kirby.

 

[RedheadDane]

Properly caring for your rollers with Mikel Landa.

 

[Alexandre B.]

How To Keep A Straight Face, a Thomas Voeckler best-seller.

 

[hrotha]

Graphic Design with Gianni Savio

 

[valentius borealis]

How to take bends in a team time trial, presented by the 2009 BBOX Bouygues Telecom Tour de France team.

 

[Berflamand]

How to exploit your numerical advantage by Stijn Vandenbergh, co-starring Niki Terpstra and Tom Boonen

 

[Põhja Konn]

The obvious benefits of in-saddle climbing - by Chris Horner

Advanced courses in echelon riding - by Richie Porte

 

[Samu Cuenca]

How to climb the Poggio with no hands and no help - A Strava file by Arnaud Démare.

 

[el_angliru]

How to throw your bidons with professor Tom Steels.

 

[lemon cheese cake]

How to get your team to set up an attack with Domenico Pozzovivo

Emergency bike fitting with Esteban Chaves

Late attacks in the final kilometre with Remco Evenepoel

Hiding in the Peloton with Conor Dunne

 

[davebqvst]

"An expert's guide to counting calories" with Carlos Betancur

 

[Koronin]

Timing your sprint with Dan Martin
How to help (or not) your team leader with Marc Soler
Designing championship kits co hosted by Movistar and Astana
Diet and nutrition with Carlos Betancur

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Le maillot jaune - A seminar with Wim Vansevenant

Basic computer protection - A 12 step program developed by Dr. Richard Freeman

 

[tobydawq]

When cycling goes football: A diving crash course by Pawel Bernas - beginners to intermediates are recommended elbow protectors.

Caught in the big ring? Experts Pieter Weening and Davide Formolo guide you through - prologue by Rigoberto Urán.

 

[killswitch]

Anger Management course by prof Luca Scinto

 

[Devil's Elbow]

How to plan for Stage 20 with Primoz Roglic.

 

[davebqvst]

"How do make friends and influence people" with Lance Armstrong

"How to win close Tour de France stages" with Andreas Klöden

"How to lose that last bit of hope you didn't even know you still had" with Wout van Aert and Tom Dumoulin

 

[BlueRoads]

Oh god, stop it, stop it... these are all too great!

 

[hrotha]

Creative Chainring Shifting Techniques with Andy Schleck

 

[Devil's Elbow]

Defending the polka-dot jersey 101 with Benoît Cosnefroy.

 

[Zoetemelk-fan]

• How to express emotions on you bike. A 12 lessons advanced course with Docent Professor Gianni Bugno.

 

[tobydawq]

How to prepare for Flanders by winning Omloop - course cancelled as no presenter could be found.

 

[Devil's Elbow]

Social media training for pro cyclists with Quinn Simmons.