Difference between Floyd and Armstrong?

[Ninety5rpm]

What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.

 

[Dr. Maserati]

what is the difference between floyd landis and lance armstrong?

one is a fraudulent winner of the tour de france who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.

$120,000,000.

 

[pedaling squares]

No offence intended 95 but this has been covered in depth in other threads. Given the current state of the forum, being July, this is only going to invite the 43rd coming of the usual pro-Lance, anti-Floyd, pro-Floyd, Lance sucks, and Lemond rules/sucks/is bitter comments.

 

[editedbymod]

One wrote two books about being clean the other one.

 

[Squares]

Moderators, Why not just post a link to the 10,000 other threads on the same subject and close this one. It adds nothing new and is just one more place for people to rehash their insults of others.

 

[Hugh Januss]

What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

One has a much better chance of going to jail than the other?

Edit: Kinda have to agree with Squares though.

 

[Ninety5rpm]

No offence intended 95 but this has been covered in depth in other threads. Given the current state of the forum, being July, this is only going to invite the 43rd coming of the usual pro-Lance, anti-Floyd, pro-Floyd, Lance sucks, and Lemond rules/sucks/is bitter comments.

A thread soliciting one-liner jokes in answer to this question? Sorry, haven't seen that one yet.


Q: What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

So far we have:

* One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.
* $120,000,000.
* One wrote two books about being clean; the other [wrote] one.
* One has a much better chance of going to jail than the other?

Pretty good for a start, I think.

Have you guys really seen this in other threads?

 

[oldschoolnik]

Keep the thread!

These are new to me and great stuff. Funny and simplified like a Carl Rove talking point so everyone can understand them. [runs off to think of one himself]

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Tell us if we are getting warm:

A Ferrari?

One gives hope to people, the other is from Texas.

One is retired.

Floyd hasn't blocked me on Twitter.


Ninety, I hope you are sponsoring a prize for this.

 

[kazook]

one has only one original ball in his hip the other has only one original ball in his s@#$

 

[this_is_edie]

easy: one cojon

edited: ninja'ed

 

[pedaling squares]

Ok 95, if it's going to be a joke thread. But wait and see what comes when the usual suspects arrive...

The difference is that one fell from grace. The other banged Grace because she looked like his mother and fell from his bike. Again and again and again and again.

 

[Anonymous]

A bad case of Oedipus complex.

 

[this_is_edie]

A full head of hair.

 

[oldschoolnik]

The difference:

Q: What's the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

A: One lied to a buttload of people about doping for years, the other lied to cancer patients

 

[Dr. Maserati]

One resides anonymously in a rundown old Shack - the other lives in California.

 

[redtreviso]

What is the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage, the other one followed suit but got caught and eventually admitted what he did.

One is a fraudulent winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage and the other is a fraudulent 7 time winner of the Tour de France who cheated and lied to the world for his own advantage.

 

[Race Radio]

Q: What's the difference between Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong?

A: One lied to a buttload of people about doping for years, the other lied to cancer patients

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Bam!

 

[tubularglue]

one gets to sleep
the other lies awake

 

[Bike Opera]

One wants to keep the Santa fantasy going, the other doesn't.

 

[Valverde fanboy]

There has been a difference in the forum approach to the riders.

One difference is you'd regularly see people on this forum say Landis is stupid and uneducated, that he is a heavy drinker and is fatty with no real talent that can't hold down a marriage and will probably end up a bum.

Of course, if you say that now you're a Public Strategies troll.

 

[pedaling squares]

^^^^^^^^ bpc


EDIT: post by bpc now removed so it looks like pointing at someone else.

 

[Valverde fanboy]

Methinks someone is upset he wasn't PMed today.

I'll try to fit you in next time buddy. Sorry that you've been out of the loop today.

I should really make a list.

 

[cyclestationgiuseppe]

I dislike one and...
I dislike the other one more...

 

[Lajeretta4Ever]

One had to pay a lot more to Dr. Ferrari then the other.