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Difference between Floyd and Armstrong?

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Dr. Maserati

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One is constantly described in the media as "the disgraced Tdf winner".
The other is just disgraceful, AND a Tdf winner...

One hacked into the Frenchies' computer.
The other hacked into his own WIFE'S computer.

One is "a very angry person, who just needs help".
The other one was on Nightline last week.
 
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On a roll here:

One said "It's not about the bike".
The other said, "Where the hell are all the bikes??"

One receives nasty emails from Hein Verbruggen...
The other receives "Thank You" cards from Hein Verbruggen.

(Don't forget to tip your bartender and waitress, folks)
 
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Bike Opera said:
One wants to keep the Santa fantasy going, the other doesn't.

landis came out after blackmail failed to get him back in the sport at the level he wanted to be. he did not do it to clear his conscience more out of spite. he would be quietly racing now if he had gotten his way he is not a good guy.
 
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forty four said:
landis came out after blackmail failed to get him back in the sport at the level he wanted to be. he did not do it to clear his conscience more out of spite. he would be quietly racing now if he had gotten his way he is not a good guy.

Fail. this is a humour thread.:D

Your statement has already being addressed plenty of times in other posts.;)
 
One last appeared at the tour de france, having done what he had set out to do, win the yellow jersey, on the top step of the podium

The other last appeared at the tour de france, having too achieved what he had set out to do - with the yellow numbers, on the top step of podium team gc.
 

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Floyd writes bad checks and is hated in France. Lance writes good checks and is loved everywhere. Except for the .oooo1 percent who write in this forum and have wet dreams of Lance in the joint. Sorry jilted-manlovers of Lance taint gonna happen.
 
flicker said:
Floyd writes bad checks and is hated in France. Lance writes good checks and is loved everywhere. Except for the .oooo1 percent who write in this forum and have wet dreams of Lance in the joint. Sorry jilted-manlovers of Lance taint gonna happen.

Well, you are an expert on Lance's taint so I'll defer to you on that one...