Enzo Hincapie - next American Tour winner

[laarsland]

First

 

[Red Rick]

I can tell you he will not in fact, be the first American Tour winner.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as an American Tour.

 

[Carrick-On-Seine]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as an American Tour.

Make Tour de Trump great again.
MTDTGA

 

[Potomac]

I'm just excited his thread title doesn't have the word "thread" in it.

 

[gunara]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as an American Tour.

Maybe he means UCI America Tour?

 

[JosefK]

Savages!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Giving this boy a thread now is an insult to at least 200 other riders, and the OP might be the worst in history.

 

[RedheadDane]

Giving this boy a thread now is an insult to at least 200 other riders, and the OP might be the worst in history.

Better get to work, then...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Better get to work, then...

Well I'm going to make a thread for the Samuel Sánchez - MMR Cycling Academy then. Not only is it lead by Samu, but it also has the sons of Carlos Sastre and Joseba Beloki riding for it.

 

[Salvarani]

Giving this boy a thread now is an insult to at least 200 other riders, and the OP might be the worst in history.

This first page is legendary stuff already

 

[tobydawq]

This first page is legendary stuff already

Not quite Matteo Jorgenson-thread level.

 

[RedheadDane]

Well I'm going to make a thread for the Samuel Sánchez - MMR Cycling Academy then. Not only is it lead by Samu, but it also has the sons of Carlos Sastre and Joseba Beloki riding for it.

I was just about to question your sanity regarding your decision to make a thread for a guy who's retired... and I'm pretty sure he has a thread.

I was thinking more; a thread for every rider, under the age of 35, who has won a UCI ranked race.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I was just about to question your sanity regarding your decision to make a thread for a guy who's retired... and I'm pretty sure he has a thread.

I was thinking more; a thread for every rider, under the age of 35, who has won a UCI ranked race.

I'm not saying every rider under 35 (nor over, for that matter) with a UCI victory should have threads. That would be ludicrous. I know we have some threads that were created when the rider was a teenager, but they were juniors and not 13-year olds.

Maybe EH is an insane talent (it would only be fiiting if he was born with a Ferrari engine), but the thread creator hasn't really made an effort to convince me about it.

 

[tobydawq]

I'm not saying every rider under 35 (nor over, for that matter) with a UCI victory should have threads. That would be ludicrous. I know we have some threads that were created when the rider was a teenager, but they were juniors and not 13-year olds.

Maybe EH is an insane talent (it would only be fiiting if he was born with a Ferrari engine), but the thread creator hasn't really made an effort to convince me about it.

He has convinced me.

Second!!

 

[gregrowlerson]

I'm just excited his thread title doesn't have the word "thread" in it.

It has "next" in it though.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

He's a 13 year old who looks like he can take my lunch money. If he wants to become a pro rider, i wish him all the best, but given his physique you 'd almost have to wait 5 years to see where he really stands.

 

[rallybanana]

I didn't even know there was such a thing as an American Tour.

Maybe he means UCI America Tour?

Could be the PGA Tour? It's not clear what sport we're supposed to be talking about here.

 

[Potomac]

It has "next" in it though.

baby steps

 

[Potomac]

Enzo Hincapie Next American Tour Winner
To make things easier we can just label him EHNATW when texting.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Enzo Hincapie Next American Tour Winner
To make things easier we can just label him EHNATW when texting.

Google Gboard already accepts it without correcting!

 

[lemon cheese cake]

I don't see the point of this thread, or the article on the news part of this website. He didn't win that race mentioned in the article and he didn't even finish in the top 10. Fair enough he's a 13 year old who's getting half decent in races that fully grown adults are competing in and doing quite well in races in his category, but there are many years between now and even first year as a junior. Things change and many riders develop differently through adolescence meaning that quite a few on the local scene (let alone national scene) could catch up to him by the time Hincapie is 17/18.

 

[saunaking]

I don't see the point of this thread, or the article on the news part of this website.

His dad is famous and polarizing = clicks = $$

 

[tobydawq]

His dad is famous and polarizing = clicks = $$

How many dollars exactly do you think laarsland has made so far from this thread?

 

[Kaptain Kool]

How many dollars exactly do you think laarsland has made so far from this thread?

idk but probably a lot. The thread starter already now owns what I can only assume is either a large island or an amusement park. The user name was only "laars" when the thread started.