Some
modest suggestions to improve the game:
Officiating. FIFA uses one referee and two linesmen, plus an alternate referee who keeps track of time and substitutions. Only the referee can call penalties. The linesmen help with offsides and such.
So you’ve got a field wider and longer than a football field, you’ve got guys flopping all over the place trying to draw phantom fouls, you’ve got guys biting opponents, and you police such mayhem with one peace officer. This is what is known as anarchy.
One of the charms of soccer is all that open space. Lots of green grass on which to put more yellow shirts. So do like every smart city in America, FIFA, and beef up your police presence.
I agree in principle, more officials would be helpful, but maybe not very smart to use American cities to make the point about reducing crime.
Replay. Baseball, which sometimes is no more innovative than the Amish, has adopted replay review. It’s time to bring it to international soccer. Run the thespians from the game.
When James Harden or Manu Ginobili gets away with a flop in an NBA game, it often costs their opponents two points. Two points in a game that typically totals 210 points. And the NBA is alarmed and outraged.
When Portugal’s Joao Moutinho or somebody acts like they’ve been shot, a gullible referee often will call the foul. Which can lead to a goal. In a game that typically totals one goal.
If these guys want to go all **** Van ****, fine. Stop the game, go to the monitor and let officials decide exactly what happened. If there’s a foul, call it. If there’s a flop, hand the offender an Oscar and a yellow card.
Of course, then the game would have hours of stoppage time. I definitely advocate replay for some obvious situations, but for flops and fouls it could really mess with the game's flow. There is certainly a problem here, but I don't think replay is the answer.
Timeclock. Put the official time on the scoreboard. The official time is kept on the field and is a state secret. Television broadcasts give us a close estimate, but the very notion that fans and players and coaches can’t be allowed to know how much time is left? What is this? The 13th century Catholic Church, where everything is written and spoken in Latin to keep it from the commoners?
Definitely agree with this. Never understood the timekeeping system.
Substitutions. Each team is allowed only three subs. Sort of like the old college football single-platoon system. Which was scrapped more than a half century ago.
Again, agree. Jeez, it’s 90 minutes or more, and these guys run up and down the field. OK, so being able to play while exhausted is part of the skill, but only three subs seems like cruel and unusual punishment. There might be the slippery slope argument, that once you open up subs, you will have players coming in and out limitlessly, like the NFL. I don’t see that as a problem, though, because at many positions, one player will definitely be the best, and will only be taken out if he becomes extremely tired. At other positions, if a platoon system evolves, so be it.
One of the main reasons play in the NFL has become so creative and complex is that different players have different skill sets, and so you try to design different offensive and defensive schemes to take advantage of those skills. You can do this only if you are allowed to substitute liberally. In soccer, the very limited substitutions forces teams to play one kind of approach for most of the game. Once they put in their starting lineup, they're committed to playing the type of game that those players are best at. With more subbing, you could see major changes in the game plan in the middle of the game, which could go a long way IMO to stopping these really boring games where neither team does much.
FoxxyBrown1111 said:
36 isn´t 42 and much more important... he declined with age (as it should be), instead of improving like a certain circus cyclist...
I don’t understand why some national team doesn’t hire Horner as their trainer. He could teach them his secrets to play into their 30s, 40s, maybe even 50s with not only no decline in performance, but actually an improvement! Think of the implications—you could have a team of great players stay together for decades, getting steadily better with age. How many WCs could Spain have won if they had been seeking Horner’s advice?
And the best part of Horner’s guaranteed anti-aging system is that it’s
all natural:
Beetroot juice
Organic EPO, guaranteed synthesized only by pesticide-free bacteria in USDA-approved laboratories
Whole, unfiltered blood, never seen a centrifuge or a freezer
Growth hormone extracted only from free range cattle