Wow Tiff Cromwell living the high life in Monaco as a top, ok, well not quite so top, near the top- ish, well near the top-ish on a good day, female cyclist.
http://www.sbs.com.au/topics/zela/article/2016/03/19/tiffany-cromwells-monaco-living-within-her-elite-cyclist-means
So many gems in such a short piece !
“If you don’t wear a pair of heels out to dinner you’re underdressed, no matter where you go,” I know, I know, I was just telling the missus the other day.
“Certainly if I lived in Girona [Spain] easily I’d be putting savings away but I chose to live close to Monaco....... I can go shopping and buy the nice dress, or heels........I don’t feel like I’m living beyond my means there.” Well on a salary from a women's cycling team - who would ? Live in Monaco - just do it.
Surprisingly though, the Canyon-SRAM identity is far from standing on a soapbox. Cromwell isn’t actively campaigning for equal pay... Well that is nice for all the male readers to know, not one of these pesky female nuisances always whining on. I wonder why she isn't ? A bit odd that ? Hmm... I will have to think about that a little more. The cogs are whirring ......
“When Vos comes back sure she’ll be strong but I don’t think she’ll be as dominant because the whole racing level has really stepped up.” Yes, tell me, did we ever find out why Vos was out for so long ? A rib wasn't it? And now not so strong ? Seems to be riding a bit like 2010 tour winner Andy Schleck after Frank got busted. But who knows ? And then that "strong" peloton. Not too sure any of the data really backs up that myth. Still, next year that new women's peloton is now strong enough to even go up a single mountain. Well not all of it, but part of the Izoard, so perhaps she is right.
Cromwell won’t be distracted as the countdown to Rio, now less than 160 days, rolls closer. “I have a huge sweet tooth and dessert is one of my favourite things so the way I try to counteract that is I make these raw desserts,” she says............
“When I’m getting focused certainly for Rio I’ll have to be really strict given how hard the course is. I’ll have to be really lean and super fit for that course,”
Sweet tooth, and needing to get lean for Rio. If only there was something a girl could do to get the weight off ? I know, let's ask a friend ?
Cromwell .......... has also sought advice from Armitstead, who has a race confidence akin to Mark Cavendish.
“Lizzie is one of my best friends both on and off the bike and we talk about anything and everything,” Cromwell says. “We spend a lot of hours training together and she’s helped me a lot for sure. “One of her biggest assets is she knows how to recover and when to recover. "
[I spilled my coffee reading that one ! - You just can't make this stuff up.]
Yes Lizzie is one of the best at recovering. You are riding a pesky nuisance of a race like the Giro and need to recover. So you pull out and get resting. Just tell them you are ill or something. They want you to ride some rubbish race like the GB championships and give you a big bill board, drum roll intro. Just don't turn up. Focus on your recovery, girl, just focus ! After, send in a tweet to the winner like "Wish I was there - but I need to recover." Get the priorities right. Book your band for your post Gold medal at Rio wedding and be sure to wipe your twitter account later if anyone blabs about your three missed tests, but rest girl. Get the weight off and rest. Look at that banned list. Some PEDs are only illegal if you use them in competition. Don't compete ! Them there are the rules. Use them or lose ! Think Monaco ! think new heels ! Think shopping ! Think wedding ! Think band ! Think GOLD !
And then, what phrase must any self respecting sports journalist include in a pre Olympic article - yes, it is there.....now blow the trumpets and give us the drum roll................ then click the "send to print" button.
She starved an appetite for travel in the off-season to focus on marginal gains....
Stem focused training ! Focus on MARGINAL GAINS ! so many things to focus on.
Monaco - make your dreams a reality - move in and win. Live with other winners.