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usedtobefast said:
in a heartbeat,...in a heartbeat. class and sass combined.;)

if you have never had a big women, you are missing out. fyi.

I can't tell how fat she is. She always has alot of clothes on in GIS and in some she looks slender, in others her a$$ looks like a bedspread draped over a trashcan lid. I just know from the waist up she is consistently hot.

I don't buy what you say about big women in bed. It has to be asthetically pleasing to me, regardless of what they do. After awhile no matter how hot they are you will eventually get tired of their shyt. Might as well prolong that as long as possible. Not having to use eye bleach when the clothes come off would prolong that, though the longer you are together the more $ it will cost. There are positives and negatives to it all.

Maybe I just can't get that Andrew Dice Clay skit about snorkels out of my head.
 
ChrisE said:
I can't tell how fat she is. She always has alot of clothes on in GIS and in some she looks slender, in others her a$$ looks like a bedspread draped over a trashcan lid. I just know from the waist up she is consistently hot.

I don't buy what you say about big women in bed. It has to be asthetically pleasing to me, regardless of what they do. After awhile no matter how hot they are you will eventually get tired of their shyt. Might as well prolong that as long as possible. Not having to use eye bleach when the clothes come off would prolong that, though the longer you are together the more $ it will cost. There are positives and negatives to it all.

Maybe I just can't get that Andrew Dice Clay skit about snorkels out of my head.
you are missing out,bro. trust me.
skinny medium large. it's all good.
 
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To the person sitting in the next stall to me while I am taking a dump, nobody cares to hear jabber on the cell phone. Thanks.
 
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usedtobefast said:
seriously!!! cell phone d bags:mad:

My favorite, along with the toilet phone, is the middle aged woman putting along in the left hand lane while on the cell phone. Cell phones in the elevator are up there as well.
 
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(copied from the 'Hit a Dog Today' thread)

An ongoing complaint for moi:

I just clipped 2 peds on the way home from work today! Yes, on purpose.

It was my green light and I was haulin' *** (not Boonen 72km/hr *** haulin' but I was fresh outta coke), and these two hippie too-cool wannabe's started strolling across the road like they were invincible. I looked at them and kept on haulin', they looked at me at kept on strolling...into my lane. So...I made a slight adjustment to my line a la "The Tashkent Terror" and -- OH MY! -- if they both didn't get a little taste of fast moving elbow! Oops!

The pedestrians here are either 1) completely and utterly unaware of anything around them or 2) a$$h0le pr!cks who think the world should stop for them because they are wearing a cool ipod or a brand new hemp necklace.

I guess now those 2 hippietards know what happens when you walk out into traffic.
 

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Steel4Ever said:
(copied from the 'Hit a Dog Today' thread)

An ongoing complaint for moi:

I just clipped 2 peds on the way home from work today! Yes, on purpose.

It was my green light and I was haulin' *** (not Boonen 72km/hr *** haulin' but I was fresh outta coke),


A) the effers had it coming. It's bad cycling ambassadorship on your part. That's my official response. My unofficial response is your next beer is on me. But I have done worse. Go read my post in ever been hit by a car

B)Only thing worse than being fresh out is the people who wind up on your doorstep at 3 AM when they are fresh out. Glad I gave it up (22 years ago, and counting.) Coke was easy to kick, pot, not so easy.
 

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This is not the change I can believe in

If it's warm, it's global warming.
If it's sunny, it's global warming
If it's snowing , it's global warming
If it's raining , it's global warming
If it's cold , it's global warming.

It's cold and I am tired of it, when the eff can it be just cold?
 

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ChrisE said:
My favorite, along with the toilet phone, is the middle aged woman putting along in the left hand lane while on the cell phone. Cell phones in the elevator are up there as well.

I see someone driving holding a cell and they may as well be holding a fifth of jack daniels. Completely oblivious. As if women weren't already challenged enough to operate heavy machinery....:p
 
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"Warning - New Legislation passed in Country South Australia...

It appears that it is now illegal to wash ones hands after abluting!!

Anyone caught washing hands or any other means of cleanliness will be prosecuted accordingly !

Thankyou in anticipation of your continued disregard for public health.

Management " :mad:


I put this up on a shopping centre toilet door, A4 paper. Not sure why it got pulled down ??????????:p

Cant believe the filth we deal with !:eek:
 
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Today I have no complaints. I was passed by a one-armed classic skiier, single-poling his way up the hill. He wore a team Japan jacket, so I assume he's training in the interior before heading to the Paralympic Games. He's about to compete against athletes with two arms in an event that requires lots of arm action. So if that guy isn't complaining, nor am I.
 
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Trying to get my bike to Brussels for my April classics oddyssey.

What an effing nightmare. What, has no one ever traveled with a freaking bicycle before? The effing airlines have completely run amok.
 
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Scott SoCal said:
Trying to get my bike to Brussels for my April classics oddyssey.

What an effing nightmare. What, has no one ever traveled with a freaking bicycle before? The effing airlines have completely run amok.

Don't worry. The free market will weed out the bad airlines pretty soon and then it will all be good.
 
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I flew Singapore Airlines from Brisbane to Paris in 2007, and there was not an issue, in fact, it did not cost me a cent to carry the bike on the plane. Aaron Kemps was on the same flight as me (although I think he was in business class, I was in economy/coach).
 

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