Great lines posted by others

[pedaling squares]

And a late entrant to my favourite lines of 2010. Which is what this thread is about people...

Armstrong loves to give people "The Look." Especially Asians. Asian women don't look enough like his mom, so he has just written off the whole ethnicity.

 

[The Hitch]

And a late entrant to my favourite lines of 2010. Which is what this thread is about people...

Plagarism. See WL post about Nokia

A few non WL ones for once.

Scarponi was like MINUTES back of Ricco at the Giro of 2008.

Scarponi was like BANNED at the Giro of 2008, so of course he couldn't keep up with Riccò.

THen theres this

Every time a Rabobank rider wins a race, an angel dies.

That's not a real threat to the angel population.

Dutch mafia responce to my claim that Netherlands is a country of Weed, prositutes and socialism.

Which reminds me. You left your spliff, prostitute and copy of Das Kapital when you last stayed over. I'll return the unused one.

Same thread, responce to suggestion that ACF thinks Holland is filled with prostitutes.

Well isn't the typical Australian sunburned, drunk, unhurried and unreconstructed in his chauvinism?

So who really listens ACF

Actually theres a lot of gold in the Dutch mafia disputes, including constant bickering with Ruben (aka Dekker T) and Gesinks law (Goodwins law, just replace "Hitler" with "Gesink" , and "Nazis" with "Rabobank")

But here is the king Dekker T put down of them all

For people with British Eurosport, they can watch live from the start. I hope they can give updates

Ha ha! Gesink already has a "mechanical" and has had to nick JP's bike.
(how's that for an update?)

 

[AngusW]

This one from WonderLance as an intro to his "Look at my huge poll":

I think that we have reached a point where we can say that the greatest moments in cycling history are behind us.

Now, as Lance transcends to his rightful place on the throne of the cycling kingdom where Merckx and Coppi feed him pealed grapes and Michlob Ultra from a crystal goblet, we can truly reflect on the fantastic moments he has given the cycling community.

So I present you with my huge poll. (not as big as Lance's Lance I'm sure)

Also there was one along the lines of:

Lance won everything he entered including the Olsen twin.

 

[pedaling squares]

Plagarism. See WL post about Nokia

As funny as some of WL's stuff is, he was late to the dance on the mother thing. Some of the other guys were banging on that one since this forum started. I thought the anti-Asian approach was a fresh new side of that old dog.

 

[tifosa]

Some of the other guys were banging on that one since this forum started.

The other Olsen twin?



Or the other Lance's mother look-a-like?

 

[Escarabajo]

Yeas Craig1985 i think that it is hilarious as well that he thinks ACF is a teenage girl. Here is a good example from the 'Height and Weight: You vs the Pros' thread





Awesome

LOL.

Good thread. Gave me something to laugh about today.

Hitch, please keep it up some of us are still reading.

 

[The Hitch]

LOL.

Good thread. Game me something to laugh about today.

Hitch, please keep it up some of us are still reading.

Oh all right then. You mean WL? Non WL? Or anything?

Im running out of memories though

Here are a few more.

A good one i remember from the Giro to start.

no people purposefully hate riders because they need someone to bash so they can look like experts and it comforts there ego. Evans is an easy target which makes the bashers very cowardly and sad as it just gets old.

thank you!

I shouldnt have to take his BS lying down

I think ACF is making a move on sportzchick. Good luck, bro.

Proof that i was not the only one who attacked Ruben during the Vuelta

Hey guys, I missed yesterday's stage because I was at a family thing, so it's pretty fortunate that Dekker_Tifosu told us all what the outcome would be before the stage even started.

Let's hear it for Eze Mosquera winning the Vuelta, right guys?

Not worth watching, i'll see the final km on youtube afterwards

Don't you want to see Xacobeo's triumphant red jersey parade?

Responces to ACFs "meeting his idol thread"

ACF94: Hey, Cadel
Cadel: Hey, how are you going?
ACF94: Not bad, yourself?
Cadel: Not too bad

Pure poetry. Now I know why this guy is capable of writing a book.

And even fewer of us care...

In 2002 I asked Lance to sign an autograph for me. He pushed me down and then the entire USPS team walked over me. Last one was Floyd, he kicked me under the bus and it rolled over me. Still have the tire tracks to prove it.
just kidding!

Moondance paraphrasing movies with a lot of swear words and getting banned.

Be careful my friends. I got a warning yesterday for 1 f word, and this thread is starting to resemble goodfellas.

Go home and get your fucking shinebox!

lol that made me laugh.

Your a funny guy.

Scarface is good too

This is what Voeckler said

f*** Eddie Boss and f*** the f***** Sagan brothers. f*** em all, I bury those cockroaches

lol that made me laugh.

I could make a comment about doing something with moderators for fun, and getting a green card while I'm at it... But we'd better not joke about such things

From thread during very boring TDF stage

AAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!

I still can't get over the fact that my uncle had lunch with Joop Zoetemelk, and I'm sitting on my ass behind the TV... All those times my uncle and I went biking together, and talked about cycling, and instead he chooses the mother of his children to accompany him.

IAMSOMAD!!!!!

IMO, a pretty fair ACF impression.

That's a low blow, man.... Very low

Lunch with Zoetemelk...

-So you won the tour right?
-Yep
-Tell us about it
-Pfffff
-And your World title?
-I attacked in the end and won solo
-That's it?!
-Pretty much
-How was your time at Raleigh?
-Can I eat now?

Same thread

Schleck getting bottles? Confidence, good teamsmanship, arrogance or mind games?

What? Come on now...it is obviously **** poor strategy by Riis!

 

[TexPat]

I hereby nominate this exchange:

he claims it's due to knee issues on one of his psuedo-twit accounts

Can't wait to tell the locals, "I told you so." One can only guess what the (real) reasons are behind the pull-out.

Maybe they will give him a TUE in prison for knee pads. Gonna have a lot of "down" time.

 

[craig1985]

Moondance is rather angry.

 

[WonderLance]

As funny as some of WL's stuff is, he was late to the dance on the mother thing. Some of the other guys were banging on that one since this forum started. I thought the anti-Asian approach was a fresh new side of that old dog.

As a white hetro male. I can assure you that i am pro asian, as lance is. They make my pretty yellow wrist bands

I'm sorry that was bad. some of them do look a bit like my mom

 

[The Hitch]

This thread should be moved to the Pro racing forum. There is no doping discussion and a lot of the top posters dont look in the clinic so cant contribute.

Moondance is rather angry.

Nah hes just got a good sence of humour.

 

[Ripper]

LMFAO This thread is priceless ... brings back some memories!

Hey, how about last year with the string of crazies that came at the same time as BPC, or perhaps were BPC? I am not talking about Arbiter, etc, but more all of the Hombre's, etc. Some really crazy sh*t was being posted. Didn't one of them try to say AC Dopador and Pharmstrong both made their improvements due to issues related to their brains (of course, both experienced very different problems, but never let the facts get in the way ... )

 

[Ripper]

OK, and I just read the link to the Slowtwitch forum with Jeff Vader that was posted earlier (link here)... that is some seriously funny stuff!

 

[TubularBills]

OK, and I just read the link to the Slowtwitch forum with Jeff Vader that was posted earlier (link here)... that is some seriously funny stuff!

Epic. Thanks for the link. I'm slowly working my way through the thread, so much good information; And, so many related topics in a single thread, I find myself taking notes. I particularly appreciated this comment in response to the CO2 heavier than Air risk:

Jeff Vader

Jul 15, 08 16:44

Post #69 of 271 (1485 views)

"Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Bro Dull]

This is actually very good news and a relief. I sleep on the top bunk of a bunk bed. I suppose that my risks up there are less than the risks faced by my wife."

 

[Anonymous]

Epic. Thanks for the link. I'm slowly working my way through the thread, so much good information; And, so many related topics in a single thread, I find myself taking notes. I particularly appreciated this comment in response to the CO2 heavier than Air risk:

Jeff Vader

Jul 15, 08 16:44

Post #69 of 271 (1485 views)

"Re: Thinking about a fern for my workout space [Bro Dull]

This is actually very good news and a relief. I sleep on the top bunk of a bunk bed. I suppose that my risks up there are less than the risks faced by my wife."

This was the original fern:

There was a lot going on in that thread.

Unfortunately, the stuff on Paceline was all deleted when they took down that forum. JV's work there was legend.

 

[Escarabajo]

This thread should be moved to the Pro racing forum. There is no doping discussion and a lot of the top posters dont look in the clinic so cant contribute.

...

They can not be top then.

 

[The Hitch]

They can not be top then.

I was specifically thinking of moondance who probably doesnt realise hes being gently mocked on this thread and that posts of his from 8 months ago are giving others laughter.

He has a right to know

 

[Ferminal]

THIS is sig-worthy...

You suggest that even when riders win and they dont test positive they are cheaters, liars, dopers, etc?

Poor thinking

 

[Semper Fidelis]

LMFAO This thread is priceless ... brings back some memories!

Hey, how about last year with the string of crazies that came at the same time as BPC, or perhaps were BPC? I am not talking about Arbiter, etc, but more all of the Hombre's, etc. Some really crazy sh*t was being posted. Didn't one of them try to say AC Dopador and Pharmstrong both made their improvements due to issues related to their brains (of course, both experienced very different problems, but never let the facts get in the way ... )

Those Hombre's were the same person. It was crazy.

 

[The Hitch]

What if Pellizotti did the Giro?

In fact if Pellizotti had raced Sastre probably doesn't crash five times, Wigans doesn't the lose pink after the first day, and Evans never gets pink in the first place.

More importantly with Pellizotti racing, does the 12 minute break on stage # whatever still occur?

I say it doesn't.
Thoughts?

I think it's interesting to try to figure out what the impact on this year's Giro would have been if Coppi had come back from the dead to ride it. Given that Zombies always seem to have super-human speed and strength, his climbing would have been phenomenal. But since Zombies also have poor motor skills, his descending would have been at about Basso's level, maybe even worse. Of course the strength of zombie-Coppi's team wouldn't have mattered, since he'd have just eaten them.

This continuation of Imbatidos sig.

I stick by my statement that if you put Contador on Lance's Ferrari program, he would be able to climb as fast a a bicycle duct-taped to the space shuttle. I know this is sheer hypothesis, since Alberto would never openly admit to being on any program, let alone Ferrari's, and NASA would never let anyone duct tape a bike to the shuttle (and I don't think any launches are scheduled for a while anyway), but theoretically, I feel quite strongly that the hypothesis is valid.

and this

You know I love you man, but the fashion police thing is kinda, ... well

How about this scenario; What if I got some vintage natl and world champ jersey's? Is the fashion Taliban going to wipe me out?

..................................

To clarify, yes vintage national and world champ jerseys are completely fine. No need to worry about the Taliban coming after you Said jerseys are wool? right...

 

[Hugh Januss]

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Great post ! We need more like it. Now what was the question ?

I think some of this guy's posts were awesome. Especially the night he drunk posted about 20 new threads in a row. Unfortunately he was promptly banned.

 

[The Hitch]

You know I love you man, but the fashion police thing is kinda, ... well

How about this scenario; What if I got some vintage natl and world champ jersey's? Is the fashion Taliban going to wipe me out?

..................................

To clarify, yes vintage national and world champ jerseys are completely fine. No need to worry about the Taliban coming after you Said jerseys are wool? right...

 

[Hugh Januss]

I think some of this guy's posts were awesome. Especially the night he drunk posted about 20 new threads in a row. Unfortunately he was promptly banned.

Well I feel pretty stupid now, this was the guy I was thinking about who started 20 threads in one night. And he's not even banned, apparently he just lost interest and wandered off.
This thread was a response to the "Think Before You Start a New Thread" sticky.

Called THINK BEFORE YOU START A LAWNMOWER

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Think before you start a lawn mower!
Does your lawn really need to be mowed today?
Could your time be better spent posting multiple threads on cyclingnews?
Are lawn mowers dangerous?
Do you have a lawn?

 

[BroDeal]

I think some of this guy's posts were awesome. Especially the night he drunk posted about 20 new threads in a row. Unfortunately he was promptly banned.

Good old WBT, originally from CF. I think he is still around.

I think he got banned when a bug crawled up the ass of someone at CN and they banned a whole bunch of people with no warning and no explanation. Most are came back under different names.

 

[hrotha]

The whole Is Footon Unbeatable thread deserves a mention.