Michael Valgren? No
Did he put his hands on a hot plate/stove as a child? Maybe... I think I read a story about that
Does he ride a "Mountain" bike? You could say so...
Andreas Kron? No
The Irishman? No... and I think we already established that we're looking for a DANE! (also, Juul-Jensen did the Olympics this year, and five years ago.)
Won a race this year? No
In his first year on a WT team? No
Ever represented Denmark at the Olympics? No
On a WT team? Yes
Currently in Tokyo? No
A Danish island? Yes
An Oceanian island? Obviously, no...
Born on Hvar? No... what's that?
Born on an island? Yes
Changed their nationality after 2019? No
None of the following:
Magnus Cort Nielsen
He wasn't born on an island
Limfjorden does kinda turn the part north of it into an island.