If you could slap anyone...

[auscyclefan94]

Surprised you wouldn't hit a lady

If you are reffering to JG then maybe I would put her on my list as well and it wouldn't be a crime accroding to the thread topic it asks "if you could slap anyone" which means I can do it without consequences. In saying that, Obama would probably fly back to Aus to slap me back with JG and BO's love affair.

 

[on3m@n@rmy]

I wouldn't slap her, that would be girl child abuse.

Hey, same thought I had about Bieber.

Antagonist of Perreiro video.

Good pick. Slap the stupid smile off his face.

And I don't mean her face.

She might like it.

Here's a face I would actually slap about now:

Castration is more what I had in mind for him.

 

[craig1985]

Well the only tv show Guy is currently on is X Factor and I am surprised that you would watch a show with only talentless people on it.

Anyway, lets make this thread a bit more political.

I don't, but my flat mate does. But he recently got laid by two different girls in the one night (not at the same time FYI), so I'll slap him (or as he calls it, a Hand of God, and he doesn't mean that as a reference to Diego Maradona).

 

[Amsterhammer]

Top of my slap list-

I guess I'll have to get in line.

I must confess that there are several pics on the topic that I don't recognize...but that's ok.

 

[hrotha]

Antagonist of Perreiro video.

Why do you keep spelling it "Perreiro", it's like you're calling him a dog

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

I wouldn't slap them btu would actually beat the living **** out of them that's how much they annoy me and by far on top of that list are:

joep schreuder

danny nelissen:

steven ten have:

frank snoeks: although his face looks like someone beat me to it

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

jan slagter:

I have quite a few more but these definetely.

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

I don't know who that is but already I want to do horrible things to him

 

[boomcie]

Him:

Oh yeah, and him:

He'll forgive me for both

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

he'll turn the other cheek

 

[slowoldman]

Oh yeah, and him:

He'll forgive me for both

he'll turn the other cheek

He already has done both things......I know, I'm Christian.

 

[hrotha]

he'll turn the other cheek

"Harder... harder... oh yeah"

 

[sublimit]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=cy...pg&w=249&h=300&ei=nWjKTp_PJ4zb8gOS3uRm&zoom=1

Probably this idiot,

 

[Zam_Olyas]

linda evangelista on her ***

 

[Cobblestoned]

I would slap him from behind, so that he falls of his chair.
Then pull his wheel over his head.

After that, we would go out for a beer.

 

[pedaling squares]

I would slap him from behind, so that ...

Wait a minute, what?!

I used to want to slap the Bieber/vampire girly-men of the world but now when I see them getting ridiculously rich absent of any real talent I just laugh and want to shake their hands. Good for them for fooling all of the people, all of the time.

I want to slap some of the "occupiers" who don't realize that their movement has been taken over by professional protestors with an alternate agenda and that their original ideal is, in many places, already gone.

 

[Amsterhammer]

 

[Parrulo]

i would most definitively slap the starter of this thread

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Airstream of this forum

 

[Alpe d'Huez]

"Harder... harder... oh yeah"

Hey, that's Sarah's line!

This guy I think I'd rather just haul off and kick in the nads:

Have to say though, I think 98% of all politicians qualify for a slapping anyway.

 

[craig1985]

I don't know who that is but already I want to do horrible things to him

Go g00gle Guy Sebastian.

 

[Havetts]

Mag ik jou slappen? Ja ik mag jou slappen! Sorry bad Dutch joke

Sorry - but I would slap the sh*t out of him for sometimes spouting such ridiculous comments and then being toleratable two days after. Why Mart, Why?!

 

[Michielveedeebee]

 

[Ryo Hazuki]

Go g00gle Guy Sebastian.

one look at first picture on his site made me run to the toilet. he reminds me of that f'n idiot the situation of jersey shore, I want to slap him too and not slap but kill him and poke his eyes out

I don't watch that show but I know him from the roast of donald trump and couldn't even watch what he did. it was pathetic and painful to see. rarely seen such an insecure guy

 

[ImmaculateKadence]

Politicians too numerous to list, and starting with Obama.

If I have any energy left after slapping around most of DC, my backhand might find its way over to the Kardashian household.