Julian Alaphilippe

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How Alien is Julian Alaphilippe?

  • Contador/Nibali (almost plausible)

    Votes: 45 34.9%
  • Geraint Thomas (pushing it)

    Votes: 35 27.1%
  • Armstrong/Froome (over the top)

    Votes: 18 14.0%
  • Chris Horner (glows in the dark)

    Votes: 24 18.6%
  • Vino

    Votes: 7 5.4%

  • Total voters
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Jul 7, 2015
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On one hand - ohemtittyfuckinggee what was that

On the other hand - hahaha *** Ineos

I salute my new Tommy V impersonating overlord
 
Feb 14, 2014
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Get the f*ck out of here with that sh*t. An absolute farce of a ride.

So blatantly obvious it's almost funny.
 
Sep 27, 2017
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At least someone had a word in his ear and told him that winning the stage would have been a step too far :lol:
 
Mar 26, 2017
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Guybrush said:
Uphill bunch sprint - check
Murito uphill sprint - check
35 minute itt - check
Mountain goat - check

Winning M-SR against likes of Sagan in a flat sprint from the first position 4 months ago - check
 
Feb 14, 2014
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Roubaix next year? It's all he has left. Merckx incarnate, which is bloody impressive even with a carte blanche sur le dopage.
 
Nov 7, 2010
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Alaphilippe could win every mountain stage left and he would still be the most credible winner of the last decade.

Saying things like 'it can't get any more obvious' is ludicrous when you think back to things like Froome in 2013 or even Thomas last year.
 
Jul 4, 2009
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brownbobby said:
At least someone had a word in his ear and told him that winning the stage would have been a step too far :lol:

Lol, just what I thought. Hope a reporter asks him about that.
 
Dec 22, 2017
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A ha ha haaaaaaaa

Is all I can say to today's utter farce.

This is Froome-level retardation
 
May 7, 2012
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DFA123 said:
Alaphilippe could win every mountain stage left and he would still be the most credible winner of the last decade.

Saying things like 'it can't get any more obvious' is ludicrous when you think back to things like Froome in 2013 or even Thomas last year.

So you think Alaphillippe is more credible than Nibali, Schleck and Evan's?
 
Apr 10, 2019
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macbindle said:
A ha ha haaaaaaaa

Is all I can say to today's utter farce.

This is Froome-level retardation
British UCI president - british domination.
French president...
 
Jun 7, 2010
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Hayabusa said:
DFA123 said:
Alaphilippe could win every mountain stage left and he would still be the most credible winner of the last decade.

Saying things like 'it can't get any more obvious' is ludicrous when you think back to things like Froome in 2013 or even Thomas last year.

So you think Alaphillippe is more credible than Nibali, Schleck and Evan's?

He did win the 4th GT. :twisted:
 
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DFA123 said:
Alaphilippe could win every mountain stage left and he would still be the most credible winner of the last decade.

Saying things like 'it can't get any more obvious' is ludicrous when you think back to things like Froome in 2013 or even Thomas last year.
:lol:

You are in full denial
 
Mar 13, 2009
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wtf.. i guess he can win sprints, time trials and pure mt stages and contend for gc in the biggest gt of the year now.
 
Feb 20, 2012
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Remember when people thought he could win Tirreno but those 2km hills were too long for him?
 
Mar 17, 2009
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I'm going to phrase it this way:
FOR NOW - Alaphilippe is pulling a Voeckler despite what took place today in the Tourmalet ......because apart from his outrighteous ITT win, He's done what is within his capabilities - YET
IF he manages to keep yellow in the 1st stage in the Alps next week, in the same fashion he did today- THEN I must say he's got a good program going on aside from the "normal doping" practices in Pro Cycling
 
Apr 29, 2012
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scapewalker said:
brownbobby said:
At least someone had a word in his ear and told him that winning the stage would have been a step too far :lol:

Lmao i was thinking the same thing.

Clearly, he could have won that with ease but for a quiet word in the ear!
 
Aug 18, 2016
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F_Cance said:
Dekker_Tifosi said:
wtf.. i guess he can win sprints, time trials and pure mt stages and contend for gc in the biggest gt of the year now.
should this be possible?

Not really but look how much British Cycling improved under a British UCI president and we have a similar pattern happening now with French president Lappartient. The most powerful man in cycling can play all the games he wants to. Pat McQuaid and Hein Verbruggen before them are living proof.
 
Sep 27, 2017
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hfer07 said:
I'm going to phrase it this way:
FOR NOW - Alaphilippe is pulling a Voeckler despite what took place today in the Tourmalet ......because apart from his outrighteous ITT win, He's done what is within his capabilities - YET
IF he manages to keep yellow in the 1st stage in the Alps next week, in the same fashion he did today- THEN I must say he's got a good program going on aside from the "normal doping" practices in Pro Cycling

Within his capabilities??

On a HC climb, with only a few exceptions everyone of the best climbers and GC specialists in the world were being shelled out of the back. JA was riding along making it look easy until the last few k when someone had a word in his ear to tell him to start pulling a few faces to make it look at least like he was suffering....all of this the day after he pulled off the TT of his life...

Since when was that within his capabilities :confused:
 
Feb 18, 2015
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Red Rick said:
Remember when people thought he could win Tirreno but those 2km hills were too long for him?
At freakin LBL this year he couldn't keep up with Jakob Fuglsang on RaF because that climb was too long for a pure puncheur. That was like 3 months ago. Now he outclimbs Fuglsang on a 20 kilometer climb.
 
Aug 18, 2016
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He doesn't need any team mates either. At least Lance, Wiggo, Froome and Thomas had a strong GC team around them. JA doesn't need a team. He's superman.
 
Feb 18, 2015
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ClassicomanoLuigi said:
From the Pau ITT - there are speeds in km/hour (vertical axis) for 165 finishers
  • The right side of the graph below 41 km/hr tapers off - mostly people who are soft-pedaling and not trying
    In the middle all the way up to the left edge is a mostly-smooth curve resembling some sort of power-function
    Then two guys, Geraint Thomas and Julian Alaphilippe, who don't quite fit that curve. 'Gapping' everyone close

Anomaly? Fluke statistical outliers? Natural extension of a power curve, which only conspiracists would question ?

Let the 'Jalien Alienphilippe' speculation begin, throw some fuel on the fire, y'all
:p
In fairness I think power curves of TT's usually look like this. It's quite common for one or two riders to completely smash everyone elses times.
 
Feb 18, 2015
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I genuinely didn't find his TT that suspicious. It was very good but the field was really weak and he pulled of pretty incredible TT's before. I'd argue yesterdays performance wasn't much more impressive than this from Paris Nice a couple years back.(Contador was always extremely good at uphill time trials and he beat him by 19 seconds)

However I absolutely agree this climbing performance is very hard to believe. I mean I guess the way the climb was raced benefited him a lot but still this is just so much better than anything else he has ever shown on a comparable climb. I don't know it just seems too good.