A priest, a rabbi and an astronaut walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and asks "What is this...a joke?"
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ramjambunath said:'Where were you born?' 'Liverpool'
'What part?' 'All of me'
meat puppet said:Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who asks: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am"