Lance appearing on Oprah next week

[blackcat]

"O" is Oprah's magazine. Someone said upstream that her picture is on every issue. Not sure if it's still being published.

I thought "O" was the symbol for female orgasm?

 

[hrotha]

You see the Uniballer should have hired me as his PR advisor ages ago.

You'd have got paid tons to give advice he wouldn't listen to. A dream job.

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

Today some chap on the wireless stated that David Frost interviewing Nixon managed to get him to own up to Watergate, now whether Oprah reckons she's going to put herself in that rarified status is unknown.. It would cement her status as the harda$$ that got Lance to spill his guts, but in saying that, is she prepared to interview a sociopath like him, he knows all the tricks and can obviously lie convincingly...

Not her MO. Oprah is a softballer for the Uniballer. This will just be an exercise in PR. I can't see her putting him under any pressure.

Tears will flow, cancer will be talked about a lot, mom will be mentioned.

I also think that he'll spin it that he was clean till he got to europe and the evil europeans forced him to dope.

 

[thehog]

I'll be happy if Oprah can squeeze the following statement out of him "Cycling is cleaner than ever now. Sky are 100% clean".

 

[blackcat]

bring

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[Mrs John Murphy]

You can imagine the discussion.

Piers Moron?

NO

Dr Phil?

NO. I don't like moustaches.

Oprah?

Does she know anything about cycling?

No.

Excellent, that's the one for me.

 

[Benotti69]

I hope he goes on about being Cancer Jesus and this sparks a real investigation into that money making cash cow dressed up as a charity of his. That would be great.

 

[The Gnome]

my guess is that in no way will it be a full confession...what a schmuck doing it on ophra as well...my guess is he will half admit to half doing some things he isnt proud of...everyone was doing it and he lost his way in just a tiny bit because he was carrying so much on his shoulders for all the cancer patients in the universe...

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

I thought "O" was the symbol for female orgasm?

In this case 'Fifty Shades of Self-Justifying Bull****'

However, the intended audience is not us but the fanboys. The Uniballer still needs their money.

 

[richwagmn]

http://www.oprah.com/pressroom/Lance-Armstrong-on-Oprahs-Next-Chapter

Live "no holds barred" interview.

Why won't he go away?

 

[blackcat]

I am thinking more I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but see a whole potential oprah audience of women.

 

[thehog]

Why won't he go away?

There better be some slow motion footage of Lance with piano music and Oprah voice overs about - courage, determination, strength.

 

[blackcat]

my guess is that in no way will it be a full confession...what a schmuck doing it on ophra as well...my guess is he will half admit to half doing some things he isnt proud of...everyone was doing it and he lost his way in just a tiny bit because he was carrying so much on his shoulders for all the cancer patients in the universe...

he took Kik's backpack full of sadness.

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

This may be a surprise. If he is doing this to preempt the public from learning about his misdeeds from an imminent deposition, there may be a few good morsels. Which would also allow him to fall back on the " i can't comment on XXXXXX because of a "pending lawsuit ". So he gets to pick and choose which questions he answers. And which questions he won't.

 

[Benotti69]

This may be a surprise. If he is doing this to preempt the public from learning about his misdeeds from an imminent deposition, there may be a few good morsels. Which would also allow him to fall back on the " i can't comment on XXXXXX because of a "pending lawsuit ". So he gets to pick and choose which questions he answers. And which questions he won't.

I guess that the paid liars fro wonderboy issued a long list of what can and can not be discussed due to litigation.

Oprah is a willing servant in this so called 'confession'.

I am expecting a big play on being the 'victim' in all this. The French will get portrayed as the bullies and making the TdF a doping race etc

 

[blackcat]

the thing about offering false intelligence in spook circles, you need to offer truth and facts to camouflage the false trail.

How can Armstrong create enough credibility and offer enough truth, so he can weave his fairytale with the remainder of the information.

Armstrong has crowded himself out in a spectrum of credibility.

'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me'

 

[sniper]

if Oprah's lap is what it takes for Lance to throw Heinous under the bus, I'm all for that.

 

[T-Nielsen]

If he does confess, imagine what he will earn on the book he will write about it...

 

[sniper]

To Oprah's credit, she did put some sweatdrops on Marion's forehead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ewja4q0z7s

Jones: "I believed it was flaxseed oil. He told me it was vitamins. I never knew i was taking anything illegal".

Oprah: "that's really hard to believe"

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

he took Kik's backpack full of sadness.

and swapped it for a camper van full of epo and blood bags.

The Housemartins' had the caravan van of love, the Uniballer had the camper van of drugs.

 

[blackcat]

Is it just me but is there something wrong with this picture?

do you mean Lance has a lazy eye or is it is bald eyebrows. my mom told me never to trust a man with thin lips or no eyebrows.

 

[thehog]

do you mean Lance has a lazy eye or is it is bald eyebrows. my mom told me never to trust a man with thin lips or no eyebrows.

The fake smile says it all.

Oprah looks very happy and gay.

 

[Briant_Gumble]

do you mean Lance has a lazy eye or is it is bald eyebrows. my mom told me never to trust a man with thin lips or no eyebrows.

It's the narrow eyes, close together that do it for me.

Someone on this forum mentioned before that in the animal kingdom the predators have eyes close together to home in on their prey whilst the nicer more friendly animals have their eyes spaced wider apart to survey the Savanah.

 

[blackcat]

The fake smile says it all.

Oprah looks very happy and gay.

I assumed it was a pic circa 2008, not this week. The smiles, indeed, are forced, but everything to do with Oprah and american media is forced like pravda.

pravda with bleached white teeth. zadie smith.

 

[Vino attacks everyone]

boooooooooring. Couldn't he just keep it to himself.