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Race Radio said:
How do you know that this has not already been done? :rolleyes:

USADA, USADA, USADA

Have to agree with Race here. Lance is rooted. Completely ******ed.

USADA are going to massage him up a right one fairly soon then the rest will fall.

There really is not a lot he can do but watch this smoking cigar go off in his face.

You see when you try to keep protecting a lie you've got no other way to turn. You have to keep protecting the lie.

What a silly sausage.


This web page might look a little different in the months to come:

http://www.lancearmstrong.com/bio - Tells a good story don't he...

If scripted by Hollywood, the story would be dismissed as trite melodrama: A deadly disease strikes a promising athlete. Despite desperately thin odds, he manages not only to beat the affliction but also to return to the sport and win its top prize, not once but a record seven times. Unbelievable, except it's true.

But the story doesn't end on the finish line at the Tour de France. His experience made him a part of a cancer community, and motivated him to unleash the same passion and drive he does in bike races to the fight against cancer.

Since he made history in 1999, he has won the tour six more times, and has become one of the most recognizable and admired people of this era.
 
ChrisE said:
Perhaps, but in hindsight was proclaiming the logical things that were happening, subsequently reported, that far out there? Yes USPS was being investigated so it is not a stretch to proclaim all of those around it were subpoena'd, interviewed, investigated, etc.

RR gets his info from Betsy Andreu and her inside gossip circle, who has coincidentally gotten real quiet lately. Maybe her scorched earth activities in forums and blog postings inre to LA over the last few years wasn't perhaps the best thing to be doing....not in terms of whether she was right or wrong in her criticism, but whether or not she would be a good witness if it did go to trial. She would've been whacked on cross, at least enough to make some of the people on the jury think that perhaps she shouldn't be trusted or she had an agenda. Running around shooting her mouth off the last 7 years was not something a prosecutur would be happy about explaining.

Brodeal some of us rubes in here think that a conviction with these types of issues with the evidence (to totally convince 12 people chosen by the prosecution and defense) that occured years ago, most of it overseas, in a non-American main sport, with easily crossed witnesses, involving an American sporting/charity/inspirational icon (whether you believe or like that or not, that is irrelvant...not everybody is brodeal) who would be lawyered up with the best, would be a difficult proposition.

You claim that it was totally political that he got off; you parrot RR here because that is how he saves face in light of his not only not being in the ballpark with his predictions, but not even being on the same planet.

I admit that since LA does have connections that maybe that tipped the govt further to back off. But the things I wrote above are real, and calculated decisions are made each day by the government for political reasons. The real prospect of the govt. getting their azz handed to them in a trial such as this was real (at a minimum look at history), and sometimes people take more things into consideration than who is friends with what senator. If LA was dead meat, meaning it was highly likely 12 rubes would have convicted him, then this would have moved forward.

Mark never walked around crowing about exactly what would ultimately happen...he was more measured in his posts in general than RR, who proclaimed not only LA would be indicted for everything under the sun but he would also come tail-tucked to plea. That totally ignores the reality of the situation in terms of what can be prosecuted successfully, and LA's typical demeanor.

Looking at the totality of this forum over the last year it would seem, to an impartial observer, that Mark is the one that is level-headed vs those that more resemble chicken little than Bob Woodward. Heck Polish would look like a fortune teller to somebody impartial.

BTW, great shot at 'the hog'. Why anybody believes anything he writes is beyond me. I know hating on LA gives people a long rope to spew nonsense, but his rope stretches on forever.

Awesome post Chris. Certainly knocked 'em dead with this one. Have the masses errrr ummmm replying in approval! LOL!

Wheeling out the 2002 lines of Betsy's crazy and all the rest of those awesome comebacks. Where did you pick this up from? The Paceline.com ? LOL!

And of course MarkW was very appreciated of your praise by going back into hiding around the time of this post when he realised he's become an utter contradiction.

Keep up the good work! You're making a load of entertainment for us...

I'm looking forward to Act III and IV :eek:

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thehog said:
Awesome post Chris. Certainly knocked 'em dead with this one. Have the masses errrr ummmm replying in approval! LOL!

Wheeling out the 2002 lines of Betsy's crazy and all the rest of those awesome comebacks. Where did you pick this up from? The Paceline.com ? LOL!

And of course MarkW was very appreciated of your praise by going back into hiding around the time of this post when he realised he's become an utter contradiction.

Keep up the good work! You're making a load of entertainment for us...

I'm looking forward to Act III and IV :eek:

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Whatever. I see RR's fanatical enthusiasm and confidence (lol) in the remaining acts has your tail out from between your legs. I guess your pity party is over.

Something tells me no matter how many times LA gets out of the supposed jam the insiders claim he is in, the clinic cult will remain. Do all of you have matching sweat suits and sneakers, waiting for the LA doom mother ship?

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ChrisE said:
Do all of you have matching sweat suits and sneakers, waiting for the LA doom mother ship?

now that made me laugh. funniest thing ive read at this site in a long time. well done chris.

now i have the picture of RR,Hog,mewmew etc all parading around in formations, singing national songs....
 
ChrisE said:
Whatever. I see RR's fanatical enthusiasm and confidence (lol) in the remaining acts has your tail out from between your legs. I guess your pity party is over.

Something tells me no matter how many times LA gets out of the supposed jam the insiders claim he is in, the clinic cult will remain. Do all of you have matching sweat suits and sneakers, waiting for the LA doom mother ship?

well actually.....

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ChrisE said:
Whatever. I see RR's fanatical enthusiasm and confidence (lol) in the remaining acts has your tail out from between your legs. I guess your pity party is over.

Something tells me no matter how many times LA gets out of the supposed jam the insiders claim he is in, the clinic cult will remain. Do all of you have matching sweat suits and sneakers, waiting for the LA doom mother ship?

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Got him! The knife cuts very deep indeed.... you jumped on my post fairly quick! Nothing better to do? perhaps another 2000 word inspirational post to rev up the troops? About how accurately you read the government investigation?

Or just lay out the smoke screen insults? perhaps we're all just crazy like Betsy?

Did you ever think maybe it's you who might be crazy and not everyone else?

Something to think about in 0.67s between reading this post and replying to it in frustration.
 
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danjo007 said:

If it helps you deal with your grief then by all means pretend that nothing is going to happen, everything is going to be fine. USADA will just go away. Tyler's book will not come out. The Feds will not pursue civil, and other, charges.

Enjoy it while you can....hey look, it's a Unicorn!

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hahahah; 3 bites with 1 post. its like fishing with dynamite!
btw - beautiful unicorn pic. made it my desktop.
 
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thehog said:
Got him! The knife cuts very deep indeed.... you jumped on my post fairly quick! Nothing better to do? perhaps another 2000 word inspirational post to rev up the troops? About how accurately you read the government investigation?

Or just lay out the smoke screen insults? perhaps we're all just crazy like Betsy?

Did you ever think maybe it's you who might be crazy and not everyone else?

Something to think about in 0.67s between reading this post and replying to it in frustration.

You give yourself way too much credit. I replied to your post when I came to the sight yesterday evening after being offline for awhile.

You're just butthurt because brodeal said you were full of shyt. LOL a shot across the bow from one of your own. The Hog: National Enquirer of the Clinic lol.

Now run along and dream up some more fantasies.
 
ChrisE said:
You give yourself way too much credit. I replied to your post when I came to the sight yesterday evening after being offline for awhile.

You're just butthurt because brodeal said you were full of shyt. LOL a shot across the bow from one of your own. The Hog: National Enquirer of the Clinic lol.

Now run along and dream up some more fantasies.

You are so totally awesome right now. I don’t really care when you’re offline and online although I suspect you’re checking the follow up to your posts by the minute.

The only poster to swing into your defense just got banned for self confessed trolling! Just as well he didn’t throw all the other trolls under the bus during his confession. Protecting the omerta you could say! That’s a resounding approval rating of your words. (zero)

As for BroDeal – he’s cool. He’s not one of anything. Neither am I. We’re both our own men and work alone. I often like what he posts but don’t always agree with him. He’s over there now on the Miller thread giving everyone a piece of his action. That’s Bro. I have tremendous amount of respect for him because had the same disease as Mr. Armstrong had and tells it like it was. He’s not anti-Armstrong, he’s anti-doping.

You my friend are stuck in 2002. Still trotting out the old excuses that had a used by date of July 24th 2005.

Time to get with the times!
 
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Breaking news !

lance just sent a retweet :

" The Cross Trainer‏@CrosstrainerSAReply
Retweet

We are pleased to announce that the @lancearmstrong "Livestrong" running collection will now be available in select crosstrainersa stores. "


Retweeted by Lance Armstrong

Guess this thread will grow legs NOW !
 
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skippy said:
Breaking news !

lance just sent a retweet :

" The Cross Trainer‏@CrosstrainerSAReply
Retweet

We are pleased to announce that the @lancearmstrong "Livestrong" running collection will now be available in select crosstrainersa stores. "


Retweeted by Lance Armstrong

Guess this thread will grow legs NOW !

Sweet! It was starting to get a bit stale in this thread. Fresh material for the circle is always welcome! :)
 
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thehog said:
You are so totally awesome right now. I don’t really care when you’re offline and online although I suspect you’re checking the follow up to your posts by the minute.

The only poster to swing into your defense just got banned for self confessed trolling! Just as well he didn’t throw all the other trolls under the bus during his confession. Protecting the omerta you could say! That’s a resounding approval rating of your words. (zero)

As for BroDeal – he’s cool. He’s not one of anything. Neither am I. We’re both our own men and work alone. I often like what he posts but don’t always agree with him. He’s over there now on the Miller thread giving everyone a piece of his action. That’s Bro. I have tremendous amount of respect for him because had the same disease as Mr. Armstrong had and tells it like it was. He’s not anti-Armstrong, he’s anti-doping.

You my friend are stuck in 2002. Still trotting out the old excuses that had a used by date of July 24th 2005.

Time to get with the times!

You got me! Yes, I watch for you to reply to my posts on an hourly basis at a minimum. What you don't realize is why I do that, and after I tell you then perhaps you will thank me.

Remember when you used to reply to your own posts, and congratulate yourself in the 3rd person? I have taken it upon myself to help you out of this lack of self esteem/identity crisis you seem to go thru at times. I feel that if I reply to you quickly, then you will not feel the need to give yourself third person attention. I am hoping this will translate over to your every day life as well...I imagine it is pretty embarassing when you are out shopping at the mall and people hear you mumbling about how great your last post on cyclingnews was. You should get a t-shirt with the emoticon "stick out tongue" on it to really get you on the road to recovery.

Moving on, you jumped into a conversation between brodeal and myself....you chose to come into that and toss feces around your cage. Who jumps in on whose side is irrelevant to me; opinions about what would have happened if indictments came down or opinions about how the trial would have gone are just that; opinions. Unless you have some type of time machine where you can go back and change the past actions and then jump ahead and know how it would have played out, then you have no better opinion than me, regardless of how many of your fellow cult members jump in.

I stated my logic about how I came to my conclusions; you just want to put your hands over your ears and whine and you and your pals want to for example chastise somebody that thinks LA's lawyers would not just sit there and respect the 'victim' while BA, FL, TH, or whoever spews whatever they wish on the stand. If you want to think the avg. American juror is foaming at the mouth like you and RR, then that is your prerogative but I disagree. If you think these issues aren't taken into account when deciding to indict, you are clueless. You are the one in fantasyland toto, forget 2002.

As for Mark, I also stated my opinion about how he has been mostly measured in his posts, and how RR is an alarmist that has been proven 100% wrong on his predictions. Now he is at it again so forgive me while I yawn.
 
thehog said:
Got him! The knife cuts very deep indeed.... you jumped on my post fairly quick! Nothing better to do? perhaps another 2000 word inspirational post to rev up the troops? About how accurately you read the government investigation?

Or just lay out the smoke screen insults? perhaps we're all just crazy like Betsy?

Did you ever think maybe it's you who might be crazy and not everyone else?

Something to think about in 0.67s between reading this post and replying to it in frustration.

Hog thanks for the updates. Don't let them get you down.

They wheel out the old tired excuses time after time.

Thankfully you hold your head high under the persecutory actions of a few. I guess the fact that ChrisE got no back up for his statements shows the tide has turned substantially.

All of it is an ugly mess but to see some posters trying to portray those who told the truth and refused to be intimidated into breaking the law by lying under oath as mad or crazy is disappointing.

Good health my friend. Keep up the good work.
 
thehog said:
Hog thanks for the updates. Don't let them get you down.

They wheel out the old tired excuses time after time.

Thankfully you hold your head high under the persecutory actions of a few. I guess the fact that ChrisE got no back up for his statements shows the tide has turned substantially.

All of it is an ugly mess but to see some posters trying to portray those who told the truth and refused to be intimidated into breaking the law by lying under oath as mad or crazy is disappointing.

Good health my friend. Keep up the good work.

"thehog" are you responding to your own posts or is the "hog" your alter ego?



Hugh
 
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Here's a fresh example of "Lance being Lance" / twitter feuding:

Bagging on Olympic distance tri's as “a shampoo, blow dry and 10 k foot race.”

apparently his main issue is the drafting allowed for elites/pros. I have no personal opinion on this issue in tri, but it does strike me that he had no trouble taking full credit for his TDF wins.
 
caryopsis said:
Here's a fresh example of "Lance being Lance" / twitter feuding:

Bagging on Olympic distance tri's as “a shampoo, blow dry and 10 k foot race.”

apparently his main issue is the drafting allowed for elites/pros. I have no personal opinion on this issue in tri, but it does strike me that he had no trouble taking full credit for his TDF wins.

What he does class HemAssist as? Thats ok?

I love the comments on the page. They're all sh!tbagging him. Bloody interns have been spending way to much time on this site and not enough shutting down those haters in Tri.