JMBeaushrimp said:
Keep trying...
I think you're playing to an audience of one. You might as well unplug your computer and do your schtick into your bathroom mirror.
You really are boring. And not very funny..
Sorry, I don't have any mirrors left here. I put them all down to the cellar (you know what that is ?

) , because i was blinded by all this beauty everytime I passed them.
You might as well - reminds me of we might as well... win
Yes, a good-night-reading I will have it now.
As we say in Germany:
You seem to be "a guy who goes down into the cellar for laughing." If you have one.
Have a nice day. Good night.