Magnus Cort: The Man With the Best Moustache in the Peloton

[tobydawq]

In almost unknown one day races, yes.

Lol, what.

 

[RedheadDane]

I think it's time to revive this thread.

 

[jmdirt]

WOOHOO Magnum!

 

[RedheadDane]

WOOHOO Magnum!

 

[Skijumper Roglic fan]

Cort is still underestimated because of his moustache, his team, his nationality (Scandinavians are considered good, honest people - and maybe less aggressive than traditional Southern European pros).

But this Cort man is really, really fast. When he sprints from a lead group or a reduced bunch, after a hard race, he nearly always wins.

Still surprised he never rode for a top team. A great rider!

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

He won by a hair.
A hair of his ugly moustache!

Good sprint, came with a lot of speed from behind.

 

[RedheadDane]

Cort is still underestimated because of his moustache, his team, his nationality

I know... those Danish riders. Barely win anything.

He won by a hair.
A hair of his ugly moustache!

I'm sensing jealousy. You just wish you could grow a moustache like that.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

I'm sensing jealousy. You just wish you could grow a moustache like that.

I have a similar moustache. The difference is it's not by choice, but by laziness.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

More like this one

 

[RedheadDane]

More like this one

I definitely wouldn't wanna eat an icecream with a moustache.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I definitely wouldn't wanna eat an icecream with a moustache.

I agree. It would be much easier to use a spoon.

 

[RedheadDane]

I agree. It would be much easier to use your mouth.

And ice cream that has a moustache. You frikkin' idiot!
I don't have a moustache, I don't think it would suit me.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

And ice cream that has a moustache. You frikkin' idiot!
I don't have a moustache, I don't think it would suit me.

You could also grow a beard like the one Quinn Simmons had. I'm sure it would look fine.

 

[BR2]

I have a similar moustache. The difference is it's not by choice, but by laziness.

As long as you have your Lambrecht avatar you will always be young and beautiful.

 

[RedheadDane]

You could also grow a beard like the one Quinn Simmons had. I'm sure it would look fine.

I really don't think I could...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I really don't think I could...

To quote two of the biggest voices from the 90s: There can be miracles when you believe.

 

[tobydawq]

I agree. It would be much easier to use a spoon.

Ba-dum-tsch.

 

[RedheadDane]

I agree. It would be much easier to use a spoon.

Hey! You edited it.
You eat magnum ice creams with a spoon? You are weird...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Another Cortuguese victory for Colonel Moustache.
He probably won't win the race, but if he doesn't lose too much time tomorrow, he could still finish high on GC.

 

[jmdirt]

WOOHOO Mags!

 

[T-Nielsen]

I have a similar moustache. The difference is it's not by choice, but by laziness.

I hear you brother.

 

[T-Nielsen]

I definitely wouldn't wanna eat an icecream with a moustache.

I feel bad for you.

You will never experience the joy of finding an unexpected snack hiding in your moustache.

 

[RedheadDane]

I feel bad for you.

You will never experience the joy of finding an unexpected snack hiding in your moustache.

I already explained what I meant.
I prefer my ice cream, or anything I eat, to not be equipped with a moustache, or any sort of facial hair.
Food should not have facial hair!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I already explained what I meant.
I prefer my ice cream, or anything I eat, to not be equipped with a moustache, or any sort of facial hair.
Food should not have facial hair!

But do you think Magnus is a snack with a moustache?

 

[KZD]

He is in impressive shape at the moment, reminds me of when he won three stages in the Vuelta 2021 and almost beat Roglic in the final TT so he should be fighting for GC in Algarve.