Names for dope and doping!

[Alex Simmons/RST]

Re:

childbirth!

viewtopic.php?p=2006698#p2006698

Not childbirth but abortion doping was considered a thing:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/doping.asp
:sad:

 

[Benotti69]

Re: Re:

childbirth!

viewtopic.php?p=2006698#p2006698

Not childbirth but abortion doping was considered a thing:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/doping.asp
:sad:

Horrendous. Absolutely horrendous.

 

[doperhopper]

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lean out
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http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/wada-cyber-attack-raises-questions-for-sky-cycling-and-tue-system-at-large/

corticosteroids and 7% marginal gain

 

[buckle]

"Butter on its head" Doctor Mario Zorzoli on team doping.

 

[IndianCyclist]

"nothing new" Wiggins

 

[Benotti69]

Sam Quek: ‘You could see from making eye contact we were going to win gold’

 

[buckle]

TUE

 

[buckle]

Re:

Gastroenteritis

Colitis.

 

[buckle]

"Playing with more confidence" Martin Keown on journeyman professional Emanuele Giaccherini during the Euros.

"He doesn't stop running" Keown on the same player.

 

[Benotti69]

"no rules were broken"

 

[Mr.38%]

Putting somebody in a level playing field (Pt. II)

 

[sniper]

"100 percent"

 

[Benotti69]

illness

ramping up toward

 

[Benotti69]

bandaids :lol:

 

[doperhopper]

training without breakfast

also one of the worst doping excuse - admitting what he's been accused of (cortico "leaning out") and complaining PEDs worked TOO MUCH!!!

OMG, dear wiggo...

"I trained for 7 hours without breakfast to lose weight, and the injections made me lose too much weight".

 

[Angliru]

I recall this being used, but I can't recall whether it was someone making a joke or in all seriousness:

Enemas prior to competition for the purpose of weight loss and maximizing power to weight ratio.

 

[Benotti69]

"...now learnt how to race"

 

[doperhopper]

team doctors

(team doctors work nota bene solely for doping - Dekker's book)

 

[doperhopper]

motivation

(paracyclist caught on EPO)

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After two years of little improvement in his power numbers, Gallagher was seeing gains of roughly 5% when on EPO. It gave him the motivation he’d been struggling to find.

“It was motivating just seeing those numbers; it was motivating to know you were getting better again,” he said. “I was seeing numbers that were better than I’d seen after 10 or 12 years of training.”

 

[glassmoon]

my favourite so far: 'functional dehydration'

 

[Benotti69]

Re:

my favourite so far: 'functional dehydration'

this has to be the best in ages!!

Obviously Froome's blood ABP is off the scale and they need an explanation!

Next we will have the 'functional bonk'.

Sky have surpassed everyone in the BS stakes!!!

 

[doperhopper]

Re: Re:

my favourite so far: 'functional dehydration'

this has to be the best in ages!!

Obviously Froome's blood ABP is off the scale and they need an explanation!

Next we will have the 'functional bonk'.

Sky have surpassed everyone in the BS stakes!!!

Absolutely logical step, after "functional fasting" and "functional badzilla"... I'd like to see "functional arm breaking" (healing processes enhance the performance) and "functional pregnancy" (good old east german commie doping method, though they have to work a bit on gender equality... nowadays nothing impossible)

 

[Benotti69]

Kwiatkowski: "I have a fresh mind and I’m ready to rock"

 

[pastronef]

Re:

Kwiatkowski: "I have a fresh mind and I’m ready to rock"

how about this Beno:
Aru: I've learnt a lot from 2016

 

[Mr.38%]

"Going to the Giro because we think he can win"