No way the clinic is clean!

[burning]

RR:

Clinic:

Edit: LS is like Valverde, he's so consistent with his brilliancy

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Libertine Seg with a winner...again.

 

[ChewbaccaD]

Brilliant! I'll add to this by noting that I like to think of our dearest Chewie as the clinic's very equivalent of the Cobra.

Oh, I'm much more insidious than the Cobra. I admit I doped, and that I will dope again...and my detractors will p!ss and moan about it, but sooner or later, I'll write a post that will have you standing on your chair in applause so much so that you'll forget and forgive me for the 1000 sh!t posts I made prior to it.

 

[hrotha]

I especially loved the 5.99 posts per day bit.

 

[burning]

I especially loved the 5.99 posts per day bit.

So...

LS is a doper on Lance level, I knew it

 

[US Patent Exploding Cyclist]

Even with marginal gains, I could only manage 2 maybe 3 posts per day.

 

[burning]

Even with marginal gains, I could only manage 2 maybe 3 posts per day.

It is possible to average 5.99 posts per day for 50-60 days

 

[doperhopper]

I'm microposting.

 

[Netserk]

So Chewe only posts 5.28 posts per day, whereas hrotha posts 9.77.

So hrotha is even beyond 90's-level in posting, while Chewe only has the numbers of a dom!

(I'm 5.33, so Chewe and I are ofc cleaner than clean. Damn those dirty Spaniards!)

 

[hrotha]

It is possible to average 5.99 posts per day for 50-60 days

It's actually easier to stay at 5.99 during the whole season instead of peaking.

 

[D-Queued]

If you do retire, don't try the comeback thing. All hell breaks loose, and Kimmage will be there for your 2.0 press conference. We all know how that went....

Hope writes again!

.....

There are some AWESOME posts in here.

Thanks everyone.

Dave.

 

[US Patent Exploding Cyclist]

It's actually easier to stay at 5.99 during the whole season instead of peaking.

By "cooling down" in the PRR forum?

 

[ChewbaccaD]

So Chewe only posts 5.28 posts per day, whereas hrotha posts 9.77.

So hrotha is even beyond 90's-level in posting, while Chewe only has the numbers of a dom!

(I'm 5.33, so Chewe and I are ofc cleaner than clean. Damn those dirty Spaniards!)

Yea, but everyone knows the new "clean" is 4.0ppd.

 

[Frosty]

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=13286

 

[Afrank]

<Awesome post>

Greatest post of all time!

And may I just say, although I have my suspicions, as long as you keep cranking out posts that awesome I don't care what you may be using to achieve peak posts of that length.

 

[Samson777]

Greatest post of all time!

And may I just say, although I have my suspicions, as long as you keep cranking out posts that awesome I don't care what you may be using to achieve peak posts of that length.

I felt the same way about the chicken

 

[Frosty]

I think the whereabouts system is a joke, i mean some people just put a country, how are you supposed to find them?

 

[Eshnar]

Libertine _O_

 

[Fausto's Schnauzer]

Believe!

Throughout my years of posting here, there are those who have leveled baseless accusations at me and my posts. I have addressed them and successfully put them to rest as just so much jealousy at my success. I will address them no more. I’m done fighting. But finally the last thing I’ll say to the people who don’t believe in discussion board posters, the cynics and the skeptics. I'm sorry for you. I’m sorry that you can’t dream big. I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles. But this is one hell of a discussion board. This is a great cycling website and you should stand around and believe it. You should believe in these posters, and you should believe in these people. I'll be a fan of Cycling News and the Clinic for as long as I live. And there are no secrets - this is a hard discussion board and hard work wins it.

 

[armchairclimber]

My father was a clinic regular. It finished him in the end and it ruined our lives. You think I'm gonna tell my kids that I'm a clinic regular after that? No ****in way.

 

[l.Harm]

Never tested positive

 

[horsinabout]

The Tour de Force...

Final results in descending order.

The leaders yellow Jersey for sarcasm and counterintuitive posts goes to Dr Maserati
King of the mountainous repeat posts goes to The Hitch, who must be trying to emulate his name sake.
Sprinter's green Jersey for fast sniper reply posts goes to Jimmy Fingers.
The best clinic Domestique;s go to martinvickers, and D Queued
Best anti-doping Domestique's go to Benotti69 and TheHog.

Lantern Rouge for last word in thread and GC goes to horsinabout.

Now please make your way to doping control - for taking the p*ss.

 

[Samson777]

Yes I have used drugs. Unfortunately it has not resulted in a lot of posts, or any high quality posts for that matter. Because of that, this statement will probably not get a lot of attention. But never the less, will I raise my hand and say " Yes I too have used drugs"

 

[Merckx index]

It's fine to have a second anniversary celebration, but it should be noted:

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=13286

 

[Libertine Seguros]

It's fine to have a second anniversary celebration, but it should be noted:

http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=13286

But this only serves to illustrate the point: the thread goes to show that the use of enhancement and the depths to which it has permeated the Clinic has been publicised before, and we had a real opportunity to clean up the Clinic. But what happened? A few token suspensions, usually of no-names or easy repeat-offending scapegoats like BPC, and then a couple of months down the line, BroDeal, Hog and the rest are back in the limelight. "Cleanest Clinic ever"? Yea, we fed you that line a year ago, and here we are today, and what's changed? The Clinic is just as full of enhancements as it was then, if not worse.