Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

[Semper Fidelis]

Huh? I meant, why would they pay ChrisE to post propaganda when he does it already.

I think you may have misunderstood.

Oh ok so you are saying that Chis is already on the ticket without even signing up officialy and all? I think he is also. I have had beers with him before and he goes on and on about how he is x ually attracted to the yellow bands and stuff. Hell I think he bought a livestrong yellow M3 or something like that. So I know where your coming from now. ...Sorry about the confuzus.

 

[patricknd]

"I was enjoying myself until Lance Armstrong propositioned me for gay sex on the way to the restrooms.
by Tyler H (1 review)
June 13, 2011
Then he proceeded to have his **** buddy, the owner, tell me to finish my meal, leave the premises and that I was no longer welcome back.
49 / 50 people recommend this review Recommend | Marked not helpful

python the HOGS and RR
by phthonsgaybudRR (1 review)
June 13, 2011 - Likes it
I went intto Cache Cache thinking how can this place be worth a ****. Then I ran into my great friends Hogs and RR and they were like...."python what the **** are you dining here????? and I said with but bangers like you guys here who would miss it???????????? I want to bang you guys and LANCE. LANCE is the greatest cyclist to ride 2 wheels with a ****. Please let me do you or can you do me?
5 people recommend this review Recommended | Not helpful

Excellent!
by Tugboat (2 reviews)
June 13, 2011 - Doesn't like it
What an experience! I always thought these reviews were fake until this happened to me. I was enjoying my meal when I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. Was it the food? Who cares! I headed for the loo when I was stopped by an old friend, let's call him Chance Pharmstrong. Well, before you knew it we were enjoying some extreme glory hole action in the bathroom, to be followed by the most intense 3-way with owner Jodi Larner. 5 stars!!!
13 / 14 people recommend this review Recommend | Marked not helpful
+ 1 more comment by Tugboat

Steak Tasted Funny?
by Whiteluchbag (1 review)
June 13, 2011 - Doesn't like it
This really wasn't the best experience. My steak tasted funny? There server said it was seasoned with a special weight-loss herb, but I don't know...
As another reviewer suggested, the men's room attendants were a little overly-aggressive and flirtatious, making me a bit uncomfortable. I'd love to give it another try, but was informed I wasn't welcome back?
10 / 11 people recommend this review Recommend | Marked not helpful

Hi from Logical python Cranium
by Logical Cranium (1 review)
June 13, 2011
I normal just work in lab with durnk rats and whisky tent. I was in the place the othr nirght and Tyler Hamlton and Lance Marstrong throw down yo. Word. I try to film it to calclate VAM but no ggo. I aclulate LaNCE can kick Tyler bootyhole and thorow down so I agree with chris comical. Peace out, food kick but better if they had chiken nugget. Lance rule! Tyler suk ever since he stop riding trex.
1 person recommends this review Recommended | Not helpful

Great food
by Sandy, Santa Fe (4 reviews)
August 28, 2010 - Likes it
Best food in town! I would recommend the crab cake and lamb chops as one of the best ever. The chairsnare a little uncomfortable but the food is so good
1 / 2 people recommend this review Recommend | Not helpful

mobile review
by kurt, Michigan (20 reviews)
March 12, 2010 - Likes it
Best bar menus in town
0 / 1 people recommend this review Recommend | Not helpful

mobile review
by Razzi, Austin (2 reviews)
June 17, 2009 - Likes it
Cache Cache is a very nice fancy restaraunt that you could take a 10 year old or up to if they are matier enough. But you could not take a nine year old or down to Cache Cache
0 / 1 people recommend this review Recommend | Not helpful"

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/101/840098/restaurant/Colorado/Cache-Cache-Aspen





That was just a sample of the comments before they take it down.

You're killing me. Logical cranium is such a fan.

 

[Ferminal]

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=6658817

I can't believe Fabiani yet again declined to comment.

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=6658817

I can't believe Fabiani yet again declined to comment.

That gives more detail about what Armstrong said. Larner's explanation of the ban is suspect. The Outside magazine people there would have witnessed the server telling Hamilton that he was banned. Larner claims Hamitlon was banned for not tipping, but this would have occurred after they finished the meal.

 

[mewmewmew13]

Wow Ferminal...that is some interesting article. More and more it seems to be snowballing...
and well it should.
Thanks for the link.

tomorrow will be another interesting news day I think.

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

Wow Ferminal...that is some interesting article. More and more it seems to be snowballing...
and well it should.
Thanks for the link.

tomorrow will be another interesting news day I think.

In today's news, Cache Cache's rating has dropped 21 points.

 

[Semper Fidelis]

That gives more detail about what Armstrong said. Larner's explanation of the ban is suspect. The Outside magazine people there would have witnessed the server telling Hamilton that he was banned. Larner claims Hamitlon was banned for not tipping, but this would have occurred after they finished the meal.

The not tipping part I would find super hard to believe. Someone like Tyler aka the Chimera and his group would have been tipping regardless. So that sounds or in my point of view does not pass the bull **** test.

Sounds like the owner is making up a story.

 

[mewmewmew13]

could be a really good Toto this week

 

[Oldman]

The not tipping part I would find super hard to believe. Someone like Tyler aka the Chimera and his group would have been tipping regardless. So that sounds or in my point of view does not pass the bull **** test.

Sounds like the owner is making up a story.

Actually if I was Tyler or his friends and the Owner suggested that we were not welcome Lance would be paying the bill, let alone the tip. If they were asked to leave how would a "tip" even be the issue?

 

[MarkvW]

That gives more detail about what Armstrong said. Larner's explanation of the ban is suspect. The Outside magazine people there would have witnessed the server telling Hamilton that he was banned. Larner claims Hamitlon was banned for not tipping, but this would have occurred after they finished the meal.

Dude doesn't learn. Simeoni all over again.

 

[forty four]

man lance side anti lance side your all equally lame and as for that training ride most of you aint doin it thats for damn sure.... just wow an eye opener of a thread people/cyclists who have lives devote about 2% to this.... crap hence why i realize i wasted life effort posting this as it wil fall on deaf dumb ears but hey already typed so..... my as well add to the none sense which abounds....

 

[theswordsman]

I know some here are anti-twitter, but I think this was twitter karma for Armstrong. The story started with a couple of mentions from Outside guys on twitter, then one wrote it up on a blog after people demanded details. From there it made it into articles and spread. But it started with a couple of guys at a restaurant hearing things and putting it on twitter. I'm really glad to see that the lawyers went to the Feds.

 

[DirtyWorks]

Haha!

Guess who's restaurant has one-star reviews based on the events documented by the Outside staff? Cache Cache!!!!! (Canned applause) You can't make this stuff up! Now boys and girl, don't spam the restaurant's reviews.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/cache-cache-restaurant-aspen

 

[Velodude]

Actually if I was Tyler or his friends and the Owner suggested that we were not welcome Lance would be paying the bill, let alone the tip. If they were asked to leave how would a "tip" even be the issue?

I would expect that Ms. Larsen in defending her friend, LA, has looked to an alternative justification rather than the obvious.

She said "It was not a big confrontation" so it must have been a confrontation still but on a lesser scale.

If it comes to be investigated for witness tampering Ms. Larsen had better give deep consideration to her version of events when the incident may have been in full view and earshot of honest and independent restaurant patrons.

Also, the other question that will arise in an investigation is how LA appeared in that restaurant at that time. Do phone records show a call from the restaurant to LA?

 

[DirtyWorks]

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=6658817

I can't believe Fabiani yet again declined to comment.

If Wonderboy keeps this up, his case is going full-blown trial. Wonderboy is off to a great start and Tailwind principals haven't even heard the Grand Jury charges yet. Fight on!

Did Wonderboy lie to his team about the interaction? The thing about lying liars who lie is they do it to everyone, even the people they need the most. Maybe a teeny tiny lie of omission? At this point one HAS to wonder when Fabiani's going to fire his client and distance himself from this disaster.

Comments at this hour on the espn page are split between the faithful and the pragmatic. Public perception is definitely changing. Time for multiple felony convictions of the Tailwind principals to complete the myth destruction cycle.

Bring it Velodude!

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

If Wonderboy keeps this up, his case is going full-blown trial.

Did Wonderboy lie to his team about the interaction? The thing about these lying liars who lie is they do it to everyone. Maybe a teeny tiny lie of omission? At this point one HAS to wonder when Fabiani's going to fire his client and distance himself from this disaster.

Based on this recklessness, I think it is likely that Lance sought out potential witnesses as soon as Floyd began talking about going public. It would not surprise me if several old teammates were threatened or promised things to keep quiet.

 

[Elagabalus]

man lance side anti lance side your all equally lame and as for that training ride most of you aint doin it thats for damn sure.... just wow an eye opener of a thread people/cyclists who have lives devote about 2% to this.... crap hence why i realize i wasted life effort posting this as it wil fall on deaf dumb ears but hey already typed so..... my as well add to the none sense which abounds....

Cheer up, 44. Not to worry. Your message won't fall on deaf dumb ears-since most of us have to read what you say. We can't actually hear you speak. Unless, of course, it's your neighbors listening to you yell at your computer!

 

[theswordsman]

Attorney Chris Manderson said he believes the staff of Cache Cache may have notified Armstrong after Hamilton and his party arrived at the French restaurant for dinner on Saturday night.

"I don't believe this was a chance encounter," Manderson said. "It was well-publicized that Tyler would be in Aspen for the weekend."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/i...rontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PE5UviZw

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/i...rontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PE5UviZw

Tyler's lawyer: 1
Lance's information minister: 0

"Fabiani's allegation is utter horse----," Manderson said. "His client threatened a witness in a federal investigation, and he just wants to spin some farcical conspiracy theory? This idiotic allegation has less credibility than the infamous Iraqi information minister (Tarik Aziz)."

 

[Granville57]

Grey Manrod tweets

@lancearmstrong hey LA, meet me by the bathroom. It'll have a different end
http://twitter.com/#!/GreyManrod/status/80117740244967424

@CacheCacheAspen listen here mother****er is that little ***** eating there tonight?
http://twitter.com/#!/GreyManrod/status/80361623797252096

So how's that whole Twitter thing workin' out for Lance these days?

 

[thehog]

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/i...rontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PE5UviZw

Classic! I like how it was reported Tyler & his friends turned up Lance's house. For one the guy has the worlds longest driveway and gated fences. Secondly if Armstrong wasn't home how did they know it was Tyler & his friends?

--

Armstrong attorney Mark Fabiani told the Daily News that Hamilton and his friends pulled up in front of Armstrong's Aspen home on Sunday. The group did not approach the house but instead stood on the street, taking pictures and speaking loudly. Armstrong was not at home at the time.

"It shows how obsessed Hamilton is with Lance," Fabiani said.

Manderson said the allegation was completely untrue.

"Fabiani's allegation is utter horse----," Manderson said. "His client threatened a witness in a federal investigation, and he just wants to spin some farcical conspiracy theory? This idiotic allegation has less credibility than the infamous Iraqi information minister (Tarik Aziz)."

 

[Damiano Machiavelli]

So how's that whole Twitter thing workin' out for Lance these days?

Grey Manrod is on the case.

 

[rata de sentina]

Whatever else people say about him the man is clearly a fool and his lawyer Fabiani isn't far behind (although he hasn't got much to work with) with this laughable attempt at distraction. Manderson is having an absolute field day with all this.

 

[Granville57]

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=6658817

I can't believe Fabiani yet again declined to comment.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/i...rontation_with_lance_armst.html#ixzz1PE5UviZw

I do love the pic accompanying that second piece.

I've been wondering about this "witness tampering" issue for some time now. Since it's well documented just how vindictive StrongArm is, I've always wondered what the legal ramifications were if he approached Tyler, Floyd, Frankie...or anyone else connected to this investigation.

Two key things from that first piece

"If I were the prosecutor, my investigator would be going to talk to Hamilton," said Cutler, now with the firm of Dechert LLP. "This, to me, is a game-changer." A charge of witness tampering could also affect any statute of limitations issues prosecutors might be facing by extending the timeline forward to the present day, Cutler added.

Hamilton told him Armstrong repeatedly asked how much he had been paid to do the television interview, and added that his legal team would "(expletive) destroy you," "tear you apart on the witness stand."

Does that mean Lance fully expects a trial, and is ready to take on the world?
Awesome.

 

[theswordsman]

I'm so used to Lance getting away with stuff that I keep forgetting about wiretaps and things that FBI and others can access, like phone records. Is there such a thing as "accessory to witness tampering", because Po Po gonna talk to Cache Cache