Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

[MD FACG FACP]

WoW just read a closed thread in the VeloNews forum original topic was LA in the Xterra race. It morphed into Lance changed the world....wtf. Amazing level of stupidity, because he can pull together a twitter ride he changed the word, he goes to D.C. so he changed the world, he has yellow wrist bands so he changed the world. The most pathetic chamois licking I've ever witnessed, makes Polish look like a hater...lol.

 

[Velodude]

Read into it whatever you want. The more conspiratorial you get, the more I'll like it.

Conspiratorial? Am I the promoter or a joint promoter of a conspiracy theory about LA's alleged criminal conduct?

So you believe that although he doped the case against Lance Armstrong concerning that doping and his intergral role in team doping is fanciful to prove beyond all reasonable doubt.

The truth is out there, according to your identifiable Lance haters, but like Area 51 and other conspiracy theories to be "conspiratorial" the case cannot be proved.

 

[Neworld]

Really? Linda Armstrong is psychotic? How did you reach that conclusion?

Just interested, because if you're correct it may explain a lot of other things.

BTW: I agree with most of the rest of your conclusions.

Ok, Psychotic is not accurate. How about self-righteous, arrogant, with a generous dose of borderline traits. I've met her, talked to her, listened to her speak to an audience, and read about her. Do I live with her or talk to her on a daily basis no.

My perception is that she is not the warm, loving, nurturing type. Ever seen any of those Child beauty pageants with the overcontrolling, micromanaging, Mums...thats Ms. Armstrong.

NW

 

[Neworld]

Lance's mom ... 1,000 gallons a month

Haldol my friend, Haldol.

Or instead of covering all surfaces of your bedroom with tin foil, just roll up 2 small cones and place them in your ears...its cheaper, easier and keeps you from hearing the 'voices' all the same.

You're a very interesting person Polish.

NW

 

[Velodude]

Haldol my friend, Haldol.

Or instead of covering all surfaces of your bedroom with tin foil, just roll up 2 small cones and place them in your ears...its cheaper, easier and keeps you from hearing the 'voices' all the same.

You're a very interesting person Polish.

NW

Polish is on this forum for a hoot.

The other identifiable fanboys are deadly serious and become withdrawn by being MIA when they suffer the all too frequent setbacks.

 

[thehog]

Polish is on this forum for a hoot.

The other identifiable fanboys are deadly serious and become withdrawn by being MIA when they suffer the all too frequent setbacks.

Weiss passed Armstrong about 14 miles (22 kilometers) into the bike leg.

"I can just say it is an honor for me to race Lance," said Weiss, a 2004 Olympian in mountain biking for Austria.

"I outrode him on the bike, from my point of view."

 

[thehog]

“@Ty_Hamilton: @LeviLeipheimer 300+ days of sunshine here in Boulder. How many there in Santa Rosa!?! Ha! Hope u r doing well.”

 

[thehog]

Weiss passed Armstrong about 14 miles (22 kilometers) into the bike leg.

"I can just say it is an honor for me to race Lance," said Weiss, a 2004 Olympian in mountain biking for Austria.

"I outrode him on the bike, from my point of view."

hahahahaha!

 

[9000ft]

Why don't you tell us, you are the one with chamois cream on your nose.

HA HA Good one Thought. That's a witty comeback.

All I have on my nose this morning is shaving cream though. Keep it up though. I was really worried that this thread was getting stale but now that LA's water consumption and trashing his mother has spiced things up a bit I'll need to check in more often.

 

[ChrisE]

hahahahaha!

Do you pretend you are somebody else when you reply to your own posts? The alterego reply to an egoist?

 

[ChrisE]

Do you pretend you are somebody else when you reply to your own posts? The alterego reply to an egoist?

Hahahahahah.

Sheesh, get a life dude.

 

[Cobblestoned]

HA HA Good one Thought. That's a witty comeback.

All I have on my nose this morning is shaving cream though. Keep it up though. I was really worried that this thread was getting stale but now that LA's water consumption and trashing his mother has spiced things up a bit I'll need to check in more often.

Let's not forget, let's not forget, the important Steve Jobs issue, intensively followed by one of our LA-thread internal gravediggers.
I think last weeks highlight was them joking about our beloved Lance crashing and somehow failing in that thriahthlonh. The jokes are still keept warm.

I expect they go over to the exciting prediction-phase again soon, when they are finished with his mother and waterconsumption for his tiny backjard.

USS Armstrong still on course.

 

[ChrisE]

HA HA Good one Thought. That's a witty comeback.

All I have on my nose this morning is shaving cream though. Keep it up though. I was really worried that this thread was getting stale but now that LA's water consumption and trashing his mother has spiced things up a bit I'll need to check in more often.

Go check out the "clean comeback" thread. The righteous band is pulling some doozies out of their backside in there.

 

[ChrisE]

Let's not forget, let's not forget, the important Steve Jobs issue, intensively followed by one of our LA-thread internal gravediggers.
I think last weeks highlight was them joking about our beloved Lance crashing and somehow failing in that thriahthlonh. The jokes are still keept warm.

I expect they go over to the exciting prediction-phase again soon, when they are finished with his mother and waterconsumption for his tiny backjard.

USS Armstrong still on course.

Yes, I forgot about that. Tuesday of last week I think, the shoe would drop.

The hater/predicters should hook up with those religious loons that keep predicting the end of the world. Maybe together they can predict the sun will rise in the east tomorrow.

 

[Cobblestoned]

troll babble

English please ?

You have no clue. Multiple people are multiply investigated in multiple multicountries.
It'll be a hard month for you, fanboi.

You'll see Wunderboy in handcuffs soon.

 

[Race Radio]

“@Ty_Hamilton: @LeviLeipheimer 300+ days of sunshine here in Boulder. How many there in Santa Rosa!?! Ha! Hope u r doing well.”

Ty and Levi are on the same page. Levi even using Haven's new boyfriend as his lawyer.

 

[MarkvW]

English please ?

You have no clue. Multiple people are multiply investigated in multiple multicountries.
It'll be a hard month for you, fanboi.

You'll see Wunderboy in handcuffs soon.

I've gotta say, that was funny!

 

[ChrisE]

Ty and Levi are on the same page. Levi even using Haven's new boyfriend as his lawyer.

Sounds like a nice little incestuous group. What is Odessa doing? Maybe she goes on lunch dates with TH while Levi is out toiling away like a squeaky clean victim/angel out of the devious shadow of the hog.

Did Haven ever fix her hair from the coat-hanger-in-the-electrical outlet look pic from GIS?

 

[Dr. Maserati]

HA HA Good one Thought. That's a witty comeback.

All I have on my nose this morning is shaving cream though. Keep it up though. I was really worried that this thread was getting stale but now that LA's water consumption and trashing his mother has spiced things up a bit I'll need to check in more often.

Perfectly valid to bring up LAs water consumption - as it is the only place he will find any leaks.

 

[MarkvW]

Conspiratorial? Am I the promoter or a joint promoter of a conspiracy theory about LA's alleged criminal conduct?

So you believe that although he doped the case against Lance Armstrong concerning that doping and his intergral role in team doping is fanciful to prove beyond all reasonable doubt.

The truth is out there, according to your identifiable Lance haters, but like Area 51 and other conspiracy theories to be "conspiratorial" the case cannot be proved.

I don't know what you're promoting!

Time will tell about Lance. I don't know what will happen. I'm glad you do, though. Certainty is a wonderful thing to have, however briefly, in this uncertain world.

The Truth is Out There! The X-Files was a great show. So was Rashomon!

 

[ChrisE]

I don't know what you're promoting!

Time will tell about Lance. I don't know what will happen. I'm glad you do, though. Certainty is a wonderful thing to have, however briefly, in this uncertain world.

The Truth is Out There! The X-Files was a great show. So was Rashomon!

Mark, whether or not the government spends money on investigations and trials and stuff should depend on whether we like the accused or not. Or, the amount of water he uses.

Just think of the savings! That national debt would be gone in no time. Plus, there would be more water for the rest of us!

 

[9000ft]

Perfectly valid to bring up LAs water consumption - as it is the only place he will find any leaks.

HA! The LA thread is full of good wit and puns this morning!

 

[Dr. Maserati]

HA! The LA thread is full of good wit and puns this morning!

I think the LA thread is full of sh*t and half wits this morning
(i haven't had my coffee yet)

 

[Oldman]

I think the LA thread is full of sh*t and half wits this morning
(i haven't had my coffee yet)

I have and now my colon's calling. Hopefully less sh*t, more substance on the way...

 

[ChrisE]

I have and now my colon's calling. Hopefully less sh*t, more substance on the way...

Yes, more substantive issues like how much water he uses and whether or not his mother is a psycho. On the other thread we got him using blood transfusions while in high school for his triathlon endeavors.

I am sure you guys will come up with some good substance today. I look forward to reading the spewage from the hater/predicter crowd.