Official Lance Armstrong Thread **READ POST #1 BEFORE POSTING**

[skippy]

At the setting of the sun

We shall remember them

LEST WE FORGET !

 

[Benotti69]

ha ha ha ha ha...

I am an antichrist
I am an narcissist
You know what I want
And I know how to get it
I wanna destroy passerby

'Cause I wanna be narcissist
No dogsbody

Mellow johnnies is my way
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop at traffic line
Your future dream is a a yellow stream

'Cause I wanna be narcissist
In Paris

How many ways to get what you want
I use the best
I use the rest
I use the HGH
I use EPO

'Cause I wanna be narcissist
It's the only way to be

Is this the AFLD or
Is this the USADA or
Is this the WADA
I thought it was the UCI
Or just another Heinie
Another McQuaid lackey

I wanna be narcissist
And I wanna be narcissist
(Oh what a name)
And I wanna be narcissist
I get ****ed, destroy!

with apologies to John Lydon

 

[Cobblestoned]

Someone’s got it in for me, they’re planting stories in the internets
Whoever it is I wish they’d cut it out but when they will I can only guess
They say I shot a drug named EPO and took my bags to Italy
They inherited a million bucks and when they emptied it came to me
I can’t help it if I’m lucky

People see me all the time and they just can’t remember how to act
Their minds are filled with big ideas, images and distorted facts
Even you, yesterday you had to ask me where it was at
I couldn’t believe after all these years, you didn’t know me better than that
Sweet hate

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth
Blowing down the backroads headin’ south
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth
You’re an idiot, full of hate
It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Someone’s got it in for me, they’re planting stories in the internets
Whoever it is I wish they’d cut it out but when they will I can only guess
They say I shot a drug named EPO and took my bags to Italy
They inherited a million bucks and when they emptied it came to me
I can’t help it if I’m lucky

People see me all the time and they just can’t remember how to act
Their minds are filled with big ideas, images and distorted facts
Even you, yesterday you had to ask me where it was at
I couldn’t believe after all these years, you didn’t know me better than that
Sweet hate

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth
Blowing down the backroads headin’ south
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth
You’re an idiot, full of hate
It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe

damn man, its blasphemous to butcher dylans song..not cool at all

 

[Cobblestoned]

damn man, its blasphemous to butcher dylans song..not cool at all

Well, I was prepared for your appearence and calculated that you would freak out.
I really feel bad anyway.
Sorry Bob. Sorry Zam.

btw, you know the "Friday" (song) myth and THE truth ? Crazy issue.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Good thing they're not drug testing this thread.

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Well, I was prepared for your appearence and calculated that you would freak out.
I really feel bad anyway.
Sorry Bob. Sorry Zam.

btw, you know the "Friday" (song) myth and THE truth ? Crazy issue.

I am afraid, i dont.Anyway nothing new and interesting about LA,hope we get one soon and for that i wish that the hog will be proven right with his prediction. I miss billy_the_kid..the fastest gun for LA, this side of the internet

 

[mewmewmew13]

Why don't you write me,
I'm out in the jungle,
I'm hungry to hear you.
Send me a card,
I am waiting so hard
To be near you.
(La, la, la)
Why don't you write?
Something is wrong
And I know I got to be there.
Maybe I'm lost,
But I can't make the cost
Of the airfare.
Tell me why
Why
Why
Tell me why
Why
Why
Why don't you write me,
A letter would brighten
My loneliest evening.
Mail it today
If it's only to say
That you're leaving me.
(La, la, la)
Monday morning, sitting in the sun
Hoping and wishing for the mail to come.
Tuesday, never got a word,
Wednesday, Thursday, ain't no sign,
Drank a half a bottle of iodine.
Friday, woe is me
Gonna hang my body from the highest
tree.
Why don't you write me?
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Dang, we're all 'hanging by a thread' on here....wish we had some news to cheer us all up

 

[Cimacoppi49]

How about everyone shifts to Haiku?

 

[Cal_Joe]

How about everyone shifts to Haiku?

Tuesday day of joy
Hogedomus sees clearly
Mirror to backside

 

[Zam_Olyas]

The hog if he be right
Lance will sulk
Pain is temporary.

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

Enough now. Open another thread elsewhere for your artistic efforts.

Susan

 

[thehog]

Enough now. Open another thread elsewhere for your artistic efforts.

Susan

It democratized philanthropy," Ulman said. "Because philanthropy used to be something you did when you had money and time. And this was $1--and everybody could be a part of it."

http://www.fastcompany.com/article/doug-ulman-didnt-think-the-livestrong-bracelets-would-sell

 

[blackcat]

Enough now open
another thread elsewhere
for artistic efforts

even Westemeyer was haiku by stealth
touche to the moderator

 

[mewmewmew13]

enough now open
another thread elsewhere
for artistic efforts

even westemeyer was haiku by stealth
touche to the moderator

lol ....:d

 

[Zam_Olyas]

its tuesday tomorrow..am i allowed to say that?

 

[mewmewmew13]

the day tuesday comes
as uncertainty overflows
all in agreement

 

[Zam_Olyas]

the day tuesday comes
as uncertainty overflows
all in agreement

nicely done, mew miu.

 

[Stingray34]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednes-
day born I was Thursday's child
sang David Bowie

 

[MacRoadie]

its tuesday tomorrow..am i allowed to say that?

You have to wait until later in the day:

Tuesday afternoon.
I'm just beginning to see,
Now I'm on my way.
It doesn't matter to me,
Chasing the clouds away.

 

[red_flanders]

Just so's I don't have to wade through the entire thread, what's the Tuesday thing? An actual date or general mockery of the date prediction. Both?

Thanks for any non-sarcastic enlightenment. Or sarcastic enlightenment, whatever you can provide.

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Just so's I don't have to wade through the entire thread, what's the Tuesday thing? An actual date or general mockery of the date prediction. Both?

Thanks for any non-sarcastic enlightenment. Or sarcastic enlightenment, whatever you can provide.

Its just 'thehog' prediction.

Here he is one of the better hog predictions.

 

[thehog]

Just so's I don't have to wade through the entire thread, what's the Tuesday thing? An actual date or general mockery of the date prediction. Both?

Thanks for any non-sarcastic enlightenment. Or sarcastic enlightenment, whatever you can provide.

Hey Red. Don't mind the jokes. Nothing is happening Tuesday. Just sarcasm.

 

[Polish]

Hey Red. Don't mind the jokes. Nothing is happening Tuesday. Just sarcasm.

"Nothing is happening Tuesday"?
You are saying nothing will be happening Tuesday?
Is that what your sources have told you?


Omg Code Red, Code Red.
Fanboys to the mattresses.
Timothy Leary's dead. Repeat. Timothy Leary's dead.
Report to designated positions immediately.
WOTM WOTM WOTM!
Waste Of Taxpayer Money!

 

[thehog]

WOTM WOTM WOTM!
Waste Of Taxpayer Money!

I'll tell you what is a waste of tax payers money - is Lance not admitting to doping & associated crimes. If he did the investigation might be over.