I apologise to the others doing Tour de Frances right now, but I have one that I quite want to publish soon and I'm going on holiday in a couple of days for a pretty long time so I'm just gonna speed through it now.
Tour de France sans Alpes
The race is based on some of Eshnar's old alps or dolomite-less Giros, but moved to France. I am sure people have done it in the past as well, probably avoiding the Pyrenees too, but I don't know France well enough to go that far so all I could do, for now, is eliminate the alps. It was quite a fun challenge, and I got to really focus on the Central Massif for a couple of stages which produced some nice end products, and some stages in the Jura too. It is mostly based in France, but has two excursions elsewhere (well, four stages in total because the stage following one which ended in a foreign country began in the sameself country) to Spain and France. Anyway, here goes:
Stage 1: Brest - Brest ITT 19.5km
For the first time since 2008, the Tour begins in Brittany. The opening stage is an ITT not too dissimilar to this year's Dusseldorf time trial (or Marseille actually), albeit slightly longer and a bit hillier (about 300m of climbing apparently, which isn't insignificant, but the gradients are never over 5%). There are a couple of technical sections but there are also quite a few straight and wide sections. It should really be for the specialists, and damage limitation for climbers. There is one point crossing over the sea/river mouth the second time where on the bridge there are tramlines, so that will need to be sorted out, but if it is done in Milan it can be done here.
Brest
Stage 2: Le Conquet - Lannilis 148.5km
Ribinoù! Since we are in Brittany, why not take a leaf out of Tro-Bro-Leon's book and make it hell for the riders. There are probably more Ribinoùs on course than I have marked, but it is actually surprisingly hard to find every single one used in Tro Bro Leon because of the lack of decipherable maps that are available on the map. So I have had to make my own using Flamme Rouge and Streetview as guides. But it should give a rough idea, I can't have missed mroe than thre or four sections. Ribinoù sections:
1. Kerastreat Bihan (+++, 1000 m, Km 10.6)
2. Kerascot (++++, 1100 m, Km 18.1)
3. Rue de l'Ancienne Voie Ferree (++, 600 m, Km 42.1)
4. Rue de Ridiny (++, 800 m, Km 55.8)
5. Rue de Cosquer (+++++, 2200 m, Km 63.0)
6. Kerdolan (++++, 1600 m, Km 87.0)
7. Lizouarn (++++, 900 m, Km 98.4)
8.Saint Gildas (+++, 500 m, Km 99.5)
9. Trohonan (++++, 800 m, Km 127.6)
10. Kerouartz (+++++, 1000 m, Km 129.8)
11. Trohonan #2 (++++, 1000 m, Km 140.0)
12. Kerouartz #2 (+++++, 1000 m, Km 142.0)
The stage is pretty short, under 150km, so it should be raced pretty fast. Combine that with the narrow breton roads, the breton wind, and the ribinoù sections, it will be very, very nervy for the peloton. The riders immediately get their first taste of the off road sections, and it should help shake up the race slightly so that a break escapes. As a result of having two sections in the first 20km, a strong break could well get away with riders who may be experienced on the cobbles, or Bretons themselves. There are another couple of sections in the next 40km, but they are not particlarly hard until the Rue de Cosquer, the longest section of the race (ok, a 300m stretch in the middle is asphalted). This will certainly cause a split among the peloton, but as it is more sterrato than farmland and nearly 100km out, it should probably come back together unless a team is feeling very aggressive (with a potentially strong wind as well). There is a tricky middle section with a couple of minor climbs and three sections, although one is only half a kilometre long, which once again could provide action and splits, even if it is pretty far out. Hopefully the upcoming stages will tempt riders to go for it now.
The coast, which will be very visible throughout
Then comes a section right next to the sea, and this hopefully, if all is well, cause some echelons. Then as the riders come back to Lannilis, they take ont he final two sectors, twice. This is where the race should reallt explode, on some very difficult sections. If the race is not broken up the first time, it will be the second time around the circtuit. I believe this is the same circuit used in Tro-Bro-Leon, but I am not completely certain as it was hard to find a good map of it. Cobbled classics specialists should take the stage, and there should be gaps between GC contenders. If it is wet, then they will be 2014 style. If dry, then only 20-30 seconds probably. But it should still be an exciting opening Sunday regardless. The finish is quite technical, with four courners in the final 1km, so let's hope it isn't a sprint.
The Trohonan section. Or Kerouartz. I'm not sure. I think Trohonan.
Stage 3: Morlaix - Lorient 165.5 km
Uneventful flat stage. The finish isn't technical so all good. The start is fairly rolling I guess.
Lorient
Stage 4: Vannes - La Roche-sur-Yon 203.5 Km
Longer, flatter uneventful flat stage. The finish is actually slightly uphill, as you can see from the last 5km profile below. Streetview makes it seem more uphill than that, so I want to say it's a 500m drag at around 3-4%, perhaps slightly more (but shorter). Kittel can still win it, but will be made to work for it.
Last 5km
Stage 5: La Rochelle - Bordeaux 230km
Even longer, flatter uneventful flat stage. It was at this point I realised just how bloody big France is and how hard it is to get from north to south. I apologise for three probably boring stages in a row. It won't happen again (I don't think). However, this one is right next to the coast, so maybe there is a chance for echelons. You never know.
Bordeaux
Stage 6: Biscarrosse - San Sebastian 206.2km
Ahaha! Hills! Climbing! And it only took three and three quarter stages and 750km to get there! Ok, we are in Spain. But the achievment is there nonetheless. The stage is incredibly flat until we get to the Spanish border, where a climb and a descent takes us to Irun. There, the riders climb the infamous
Jaizkibel, from the wrong side, before a descent into San Sebastian. The Jaizkibel will serve as a shake up, before the decider of Monte Ulia, a murito which is bloody steep. The Murito is actually further east than Monet Ulia, but the finish is the same, so I called it the same. The road is in good condition, but private towards the top (for some reason) so will need to be opened up. The descent is not very steep at all (I made an effort to pick the longer route so nobody crashed) and not too hard. The finish is on the classic San Sebastian boulevard.
The actual climb I used is about 1km longer, with the second km at about 6-8% average