Teams & Riders Sepp Kuss is the next Sepp Kuss thread

[SHAD0W93]

If CN members were secretly pro riders (I have been alleged to be Petacchi), then Libertine is 100% Sepp Kuss.

The stronger they'll deny it the more I'll believe it.

Some secret pros conspiracies;
Myself - Cavendish
@Netserk - Boonen
@CyclistAbi - Roglic
@Logic-is-your-friend - Van Wilder
@Berniece - Evenepoel
I don’t remember the username but the one last year people were saying was Broccoli Dwarf - Vingegaard
@RedheadDane - Pedersen
@Tonton - Pinot
The poster that started Nizzolo’s thread - Nizzolo
@Ilmaestro99 - TGFM
@jmdirt - Philipsen

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Some secret pros conspiracies;
Myself - Cavendish
@Netserk - Boonen
@CyclistAbi - Roglic
@Logic-is-your-friend - Van Wilder
@Berniece - Evenepoel
I don’t remember the username but the one last year people were saying was Broccoli Dwarf - Vingegaard
@RedheadDane - Pedersen
@Tonton - Pinot
The poster that started Nizzolo’s thread - Nizzolo
@Ilmaestro99 - TGFM
@jmdirt - Philipsen

Hmmm who would @Froome be?

 

[SHAD0W93]

Hmmm who would @Froome be?

Most likely MVDP since @Taxus4a is Froome

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Most likely MVDP since @Taxus4a is Froome

Senna is MvdP

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Hmmm who would @Froome be?

Jonas Vingegaard's mother in law.

 

[SHAD0W93]

Senna is MvdP

That’s the beauty of conspiracy theories, everyone can have their own

 

[Froome]

That’s the beauty of conspiracy theories, everyone can have their own

We all know that @Ilmaestro99 is Fausto Masnada.

 

[Sciatic]

Senna is MvdP

Thought he was the F1 driver come back to life,

 

[SHAD0W93]

We all know that @Ilmaestro99 is “The Great” Fausto Masnada.

 

[Izzyeviel]

Hmmm who would @Froome be?

If you ever looked at my strava, you'd see I was the real chris froome.

If CN members were secretly pro riders (I have been alleged to be Petacchi), then Libertine is 100% Sepp Kuss.

The stronger they'll deny it the more I'll believe it.

Think about it. We've never seen them together.

 

[Netserk]

He had Covid during the Giro last year, so he was isolated when not racing: https://cyclingpro.net/spaziociclis...in-gara-fino-alla-fine-avevo-sintomi-leggeri/

He was already rumoured during the race to have been infected in the first week of the race.

 

[tobydawq]

He had Covid during the Giro last year, so he was isolated when not racing: https://cyclingpro.net/spaziociclis...in-gara-fino-alla-fine-avevo-sintomi-leggeri/

He was already rumoured during the race to have been infected in the first week of the race.

And he didn't die? Maybe Remco should have stayed in the race too. Or at least wait a couple of days to make his decision.

 

[Netserk]

To be fair, Evenepoel was visibly ill after the ITT. But I would have waited after the rest day and the first following stage too.

 

[tobydawq]

To be fair, Evenepoel was visibly ill after the ITT. But I would have waited after the rest day and the first following stage too.

I agree but it would probably have been the same outcome. The terrible weather on stage 10 would likely have been too much as was the case with Vlasov.

 

[scribers]

Presumably vismas #1 for GTs this year. What can we green from Kuss’s early season form? Feels like he is around for most of the races but fades at the end. And he’s done a decent amount of race days.

Three GTs last year taking its toll this year? Hiding his form?

 

[Nick2413]

Presumably vismas #1 for GTs this year. What can we green from Kuss’s early season form? Feels like he is around for most of the races but fades at the end. And he’s done a decent amount of race days.

Three GTs last year taking its toll this year? Hiding his form?

He’s just better on GTs. He’ll start to wake up when it’s time. Not sure how he’ll do as a marked rider though.

 

[Potomac]

He needs a GT or two just to get warmed up.

 

[Rob5091]

I know all on the forum including LS, will want to congratulate Kuss on winning the KOM jersey at Itzulia yesterday. Maybe Kuss will celebrate with a piece of chocolate Kuss Cake ... All 3 Gt's in '24!

 

[Libertine Seguros]

I know all on the forum including LS, will want to congratulate Kuss on winning the KOM jersey at Itzulia yesterday. Maybe Kuss will celebrate with a piece of chocolate Kuss Cake ... All 3 Gt's in '24!

I think we're losing sight of the real question here, which is, who did he let sit in the front of the car because of being too good for this world?

 

[Unchained]

Crickets after less than productive early season.. Maybe he is Mallorca doing secret training with the alien

 

[FroomeWagon]

Crickets after less than productive early season.. Maybe he is Mallorca doing secret training with the alien

I would assume that before the season began, his personal main goal was defense of the Vuelta, but after the Vingegaard accident, did that all change?

If so, did his training plan get altered? Would he prepare differently for the TDF if he was the GC leader rather than as a domestic who's primary goal was the Vuelta later in the year?

 

[Andre]

He might very well be the leader of Visma going into TDF

 

[Froome]

He might very well be the leader of Visma going into TDF

The fishmonger will be the leader, and better look to the starlist of Dauphine.....a surprise can happen.

 

[SHAD0W93]

The fishmonger will be the leader, and better look to the starlist of Dauphine.....a surprise can happen.

If Vinge does race how do you think he does?

 

[Froome]

If Vinge does race how do you think he does?

I have no idea, but is a possibility according to Plugge.