Team Ineos (Formerly the Sky thread)

[eagleofditchling]

Pillows: +1%
Mood lights: +1%
Hand washing: +1%
Team psychologist: +1%
Slower cadence (for Wiggins): +1%
Pep talks by Brailsfraud: +1%
Warming down: +1%
Warming up: +1%
Gluten free diet: +1%
Reverse periodization: +1%
AICAR: +3%
GW-501516: +3%

TOTAL: +16%

Funny - all this **** and they still ain;t won a clasdsic!

 

[JimmyFingers]

Oops, someone said the magic word.

Wasn't me I swear

 

[ebandit]

funny

Funny indeed, but it says more about you than it does about SKY....unfortunately.

the funny thing is that it won't be long until members are again complaining
about 'skybots' loading the thread with tosh making it unreadable

Mark L

 

[blackcat]

floss.


no not your teeth dummy

 

[armchairclimber]

What does it say? That I forget the specially commishioned audio with a continuous loop of Manolo Saiz yelling, "Venge! Venge! Venge!"? That is worth an additional 1%. Or is it the Brits cannot accept what is obvious to everyone else so they take offense at everyone who questions the myth?

It says that you're finding your bigotry hard to contain.

 

[the sceptic]

It says that you're finding your bigotry hard to contain

Funny how everyone is in agreement that sky are doping, except for the british posters. What does that say?

 

[BroDeal]

It says that you're finding your bigotry hard to contain

Yeah. Only bigots question The Sky Miracle (tm).

The true bigots are the those who cannot see ludicrous performances for what they are because of their extreme jingoism so they project their own personality defects onto others.

 

[blackcat]

Funny how everyone is in agreement that sky are doping, except for the british posters. What does that say?

in support of jimmy saville.

brits
stiff upper lip
stick thru thick n thin

 

[JimmyFingers]

Well this all went downhill really fast. Enough to make one cry into one's G&T

What

 

[armchairclimber]

Yeah. Only bigots question The Sky Miracle (tm).

The true bigots are the those who cannot see ludicrous performances for what they are because of their extreme jingoism so they project their own personality defects onto others

No, not true.

I have no issue with questioning SKY. They should be questioned. That would be best done intelligently and without the undercurrent of hatred.

 

[blackcat]

oh cry me a river

 

[Benotti69]

Pillows: +1%
Mood lights: +1%
Hand washing: +1%
Team psychologist: +1%
Slower cadence (for Wiggins): +1%
Pep talks by Brailsfraud: +1%
Warming down: +1%
Warming up: +1%
Gluten free diet: +1%
Reverse periodization: +1%
AICAR: +3%
GW-501516: +3%

TOTAL: +16%

Motivational BS written on top tube +1%
Tenerife Air +1%
Sacrificing not seeing family +1%
Fancy Team Bus +1%
Swimming lessons by Kerrison +1%
Smoking blow +1%

 

[BroDeal]

in support of jimmy saville.

brits
stiff upper lip
stick thru thick n thin

You might have stumbled upon the answer right there. The stiff upper lip provides a aerodynamic advantage when time trialing, perhaps good for an extra 2% or so.

 

[JimmyFingers]

oh cry me a river

G&T?

10 char

 

[blackcat]

You might have stumbled upon the answer right there. The stiff upper lip provides a aerodynamic advantage when time trialing, perhaps good for an extra 2% or so.

Brad and Cath sacrificed their lips thru free weights and training. the lipless dont make oral proclivities sensual

 

[BroDeal]

I have no issue with questioning SKY. They should be questioned. That would be best done intelligently and without the undercurrent of hatred.

You are getting your posts out of order now, Francis, and are trying to use later posts of others to justify your earlier posts.

 

[JimmyFingers]

Brad and Cath sacrificed their lips thru free weights and training. the lipless dont make oral proclivities sensual

Hear hear. Say what?

 

[blackcat]

Hear hear. Say what?

sympathy for the lipless

 

[JimmyFingers]

sympathy for the lipless

No No I just wanted you to say 'what'

 

[armchairclimber]

You are getting your posts out of order now, Francis, and are trying to use later posts of others to justify your earlier posts

No, your bigotry was discernible in the first post.

If SKY are doping, I hope they get popped...and soon by the way. Nothing to do with being Brit or otherwise.

 

[Fearless Greg Lemond]

TOTAL: +16%

That is almost an 18% rise in efficiency!

 

[BroDeal]

No, your bigotry was discernible in the first post. Are you always so fragile?

Sure, you were able to discern so much from a post containing a list of comical marginal gains. If you back pedal and lie a bit more maybe someone will believe you.

 

[armchairclimber]

Sure, you were able to discern so much from a post containing a list of comical marginal gains. If you back pedal and lie a bit more maybe someone will believe you.

Oh sure, you just love SKY.

 

[BroDeal]

Oh sure, you just love SKY.

I just find people like you hilarious in the same way I thought yanks who were stupid enough to believe Armstrong were hilarious. Well, not quite in the same way. The yanks had the excuse of being able to honestly say they were unaware of how doping was endemic to the sport and how corrupt the sporting authorities are. The Sky crowd have no such excuse.

 

[Netserk]

Cool it with the personal bickering. Everyone. You know the next step