Team Ineos (Formerly the Sky thread)

[Bernie's eyesore]

Re:

Maybe he's not beholden to Sky's ZTP anymore and he can go back to doping like he did pre-Sky

Boasson Hagen's performances this year have been well below the level he was showing in his first three years at Sky. In any case, it's a well known fact that he is clean.

 

[thehog]

Re: Re:

Maybe he's not beholden to Sky's ZTP anymore and he can go back to doping like he did pre-Sky

Boasson Hagen's performances this year have been well below the level he was showing in his first three years at Sky. In any case, it's a well known fact that he is clean.

Fact!?!?!

 

[pastronef]

Re: Sky

I was talking on weightweenies forum about Sky. I post it here too, just for fun.

there's nothing Sky could do to please anyone now. it's too late

to regain some simpathy:
Froome-Roche-Thomas-Poels (Porte) Kennaugh should leave the team and Landa should not join.

they should sign Intxausti, Kwiato, T.Martin, Rolland, Txurruka, Juul Jensen, Battaglin, Chaves and never win a GT again.

then people could begin to stop criticizing their every word-breath-acceleration-pedalstroke etc and maybe even like them a bit. let the riders I mentioned dope as they want, they are the fans favourite anyway. so all would be fine.

that's what I think
not what I wish eh
I like them how they are now

 

[JimmyFingers]

Seems legit

 

[thehog]

Re: Sky

I was talking on weightweenies forum about Sky. I post it here too, just for fun.

there's nothing Sky could do to please anyone now. it's too late

to regain some simpathy:
Froome-Roche-Thomas-Poels (Porte) Kennaugh should leave the team and Landa should not join.

they should sign Intxausti, Kwiato, T.Martin, Rolland, Txurruka, Juul Jensen, Battaglin, Chaves and never win a GT again.

then people could begin to stop criticizing their every word-breath-acceleration-pedalstroke etc and maybe even like them a bit. let the riders I mentioned dope as they want, they are the fans favourite anyway. so all would be fine.

that's what I think
not what I wish eh
I like them how they are now

Maybe they could re-sign LRP and never win anything ever again except for a kid punching contest?

We need LRP back at Sky, he won't be any fun at BMC.

 

[pastronef]

Re: Sky

I was talking on weightweenies forum about Sky. I post it here too, just for fun.

there's nothing Sky could do to please anyone now. it's too late

to regain some simpathy:
Froome-Roche-Thomas-Poels (Porte) Kennaugh should leave the team and Landa should not join.

they should sign Intxausti, Kwiato, T.Martin, Rolland, Txurruka, Juul Jensen, Battaglin, Chaves and never win a GT again.

then people could begin to stop criticizing their every word-breath-acceleration-pedalstroke etc and maybe even like them a bit. let the riders I mentioned dope as they want, they are the fans favourite anyway. so all would be fine.

that's what I think
not what I wish eh
I like them how they are now

Maybe they could re-sign LRP and never win anything ever again except for a kid punching contest?

We need LRP back at Sky, he won't be any fun at BMC.

somehow I'm happy he left, now it's BMC turn to get bashed about him.
even if I fear Sky will be called into discussion when it comes to Porte, ehm sorry, LRP

 

[thehog]

Re: Sky

I was talking on weightweenies forum about Sky. I post it here too, just for fun.

there's nothing Sky could do to please anyone now. it's too late

to regain some simpathy:
Froome-Roche-Thomas-Poels (Porte) Kennaugh should leave the team and Landa should not join.

they should sign Intxausti, Kwiato, T.Martin, Rolland, Txurruka, Juul Jensen, Battaglin, Chaves and never win a GT again.

then people could begin to stop criticizing their every word-breath-acceleration-pedalstroke etc and maybe even like them a bit. let the riders I mentioned dope as they want, they are the fans favourite anyway. so all would be fine.

that's what I think
not what I wish eh
I like them how they are now

Maybe they could re-sign LRP and never win anything ever again except for a kid punching contest?

We need LRP back at Sky, he won't be any fun at BMC.

somehow I'm happy he left, now it's BMC turn to get bashed about him.
even if I fear Sky will be called into discussion when it comes to Porte, ehm sorry, LRP

I get the feeling LRP will do some stupid dumb sh!t with BMC. He will go the fullest of full *** the crash out of the Tour. He'll test positive also at some point. He's just too thick to not get caught.

 

[The Hitch]

Re: Sky

I was talking on weightweenies forum about Sky. I post it here too, just for fun.

there's nothing Sky could do to please anyone now. it's too late

to regain some simpathy:
Froome-Roche-Thomas-Poels (Porte) Kennaugh should leave the team and Landa should not join.

they should sign Intxausti, Kwiato, T.Martin, Rolland, Txurruka, Juul Jensen, Battaglin, Chaves and never win a GT again.

then people could begin to stop criticizing their every word-breath-acceleration-pedalstroke etc and maybe even like them a bit. let the riders I mentioned dope as they want, they are the fans favourite anyway. so all would be fine.

that's what I think
not what I wish eh
I like them how they are now

Wrong subforum I think. I know people complain about all this other sky stuff in the prr section. But here in the clinic we only pick on them on the doping bullying and lying.

 

[JimmyFingers]

Bullying? Wha?

 

[pastronef]

Re: Sky

I was talking on weightweenies forum about Sky. I post it here too, just for fun.

there's nothing Sky could do to please anyone now. it's too late

to regain some simpathy:
Froome-Roche-Thomas-Poels (Porte) Kennaugh should leave the team and Landa should not join.

they should sign Intxausti, Kwiato, T.Martin, Rolland, Txurruka, Juul Jensen, Battaglin, Chaves and never win a GT again.

then people could begin to stop criticizing their every word-breath-acceleration-pedalstroke etc and maybe even like them a bit. let the riders I mentioned dope as they want, they are the fans favourite anyway. so all would be fine.

that's what I think
not what I wish eh
I like them how they are now

Wrong subforum I think. I know people complain about all this other sky stuff in the prr section. But here in the clinic we only pick on them on the doping bullying and lying.

tranquilo
I was saying the bad dopers should leave the team so that the good dopers could come in and the fans (not the clinic) could cheer for them.
let's see how the Kwiato fans will deal with it next year.
(I would not care about Kwiato if he did not sign for Sky, I admit it)

ps. not the wrong subforum. I am talking about dopers and team Sky, it seemed me fine to post on here . thanks anyway.

 

[Dear Wiggo]

But the lying is done by Kerrison and Brailsford as much as anyone else, pastronef, it's the rot at the head that deteriorates the entire fish.

 

[JimmyFingers]

Still curious about the bullying

 

[pastronef]

Re:

But the lying is done by Kerrison and Brailsford as much as anyone else, pastronef, it's the rot at the head that deteriorates the entire fish.

I fully understand, same thing can be said for the other fishing boats like Katusha-Astana-Tinkoff with their lying men at the helm: Eki-Vino-Oleg
but sometimes I feel people turn their noses away from them.
I understand too that the ZTP narrative does not help Sky´s smell.

 

[JimmyFingers]

Re: Re:

But the lying is done by Kerrison and Brailsford as much as anyone else, pastronef, it's the rot at the head that deteriorates the entire fish.

I fully understand, same thing can be said for the other fishing boats like Katusha-Astana-Tinkoff with their lying men at the helm: Eki-Vino-Oleg
but sometimes I feel people turn their noses away from them.
I understand too that the ZTP narrative does not help Sky´s smell.

If we are going to start throwing mud around, Tinkov I thought originally as an eccentric but amusing owner but since witnessing his frequent homophobic, racist and sexist tweets he is truly a vile individual that shouldn't be running a bicycle team.

 

[DirtyWorks]

Re: Sky

The reason why grand tour winners never test positive.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cycling/record-season-of-cycling-on-british-eurosport-as-tour-de-france-vuelta-a-espana-and-giro-ditalia-10515307.html

Show me the money!

 

[Jacques (7 ch)]

Re: Sky

The reason why grand tour winners never test positive.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cycling/record-season-of-cycling-on-british-eurosport-as-tour-de-france-vuelta-a-espana-and-giro-ditalia-10515307.html

Show me the money!

The only saving grace in that article is:

"In addition, the final stage into Paris which saw Britain’s Chris Froome claim his second Tour de France title was the best rating cycling programme in over a decade"

Just imagining the demons in the mind of SBW at that one.

Comeback 2017??

 

[The Hitch]

Found this from 2011 http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2011/jun/28/david-millar-bradley-wiggins-tour-de-france

 

[Dear Wiggo]

Re:

Found this from 2011 http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2011/jun/28/david-millar-bradley-wiggins-tour-de-france

Classic.

 

[thehog]

Re: Re:

Found this from 2011 http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2011/jun/28/david-millar-bradley-wiggins-tour-de-france

Classic.

Loving he Wiggins quote. And this classic:

"Just before I started writing, I read JG Ballard's autobiography, Miracles of Life," Millar says. "I was enchanted by that book, by its simplicity and the way it retold such a complicated life."

How much of a douche is this guy?

 

[ScienceIsCool]

Re:

Found this from 2011 http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2011/jun/28/david-millar-bradley-wiggins-tour-de-france

Quote from the article: 'So where does this leave Sky – especially when, earlier this year, Dave Brailsford, general manager of the team, admitted that Wiggins is not a leader? "They're pretty *** there. Yeah. They're going to have to find a solution."' - June 2011...

Hmmm. Right about the time they found a solution! Nifty.

John Swanson

 

[wendybnt]

Re: Re:

Found this from 2011 http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2011/jun/28/david-millar-bradley-wiggins-tour-de-france

Classic.

Loving he Wiggins quote. And this classic:

"Just before I started writing, I read JG Ballard's autobiography, Miracles of Life," Millar says. "I was enchanted by that book, by its simplicity and the way it retold such a complicated life."

How much of a douche is this guy?

Total douche.

Nevertheless, I found his book to be a good read, especially when compared to Cav's primitive effort.

 

[JimmyFingers]

Any update on the bullying at all?

 

[Thairider]

Re:

Any update on the bullying at all?

I think it's you guys who are the bullies. Constantly accusing people of doping in what are clear libels in "The Clinic". Unbelievable small-minded nonsense. Just go out and ride your bike. It's a far more pleasant activity than posting your prejudiced stupidity here!

 

[Dear Wiggo]

giggity

 

[veganrob]

Re: Re:

Found this from 2011 http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2011/jun/28/david-millar-bradley-wiggins-tour-de-france

Classic.

Loving he Wiggins quote. And this classic:

"Just before I started writing, I read JG Ballard's autobiography, Miracles of Life," Millar says. "I was enchanted by that book, by its simplicity and the way it retold such a complicated life."

How much of a douche is this guy?

Total douche.

Nevertheless, I found his book to be a good read, especially when compared to Cav's primitive effort.

Then why would you waste your time and money reading this tripe.