ASO turns the clock back and puts a total of 300km of TT distance in the 2012 Tour, and adds two long cobbled stages. Spartacus loses 25 minutes in the only mountain stages, but gains it all back in those TT's and cobbled roads, winning the Tour.
Or perhaps he just slipped a little something into Frank Schlecks drink. We know how common those kind of problems are. Surveys have shown that around 50% of the riders who tests positive does so as a result of spiked drinks or tainted supplements.
crazy prediction: by 2024 people will eventually stop exaggerating sylvain chavanel's accomplishments, calling him the next great french rider, and predicting him to be the winner of literally every classic and tour stage.