The crazy predictions thread

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Mar 11, 2009
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Dekker_Tifosi said:
Don't forget Bauke Mollema wins 5 giri, 7 tours and 4 vueltas plus 3 world championships and 4 times liege-bastogne liege and 3 times amstel, plus 5 times lombardia ofcourse
This is the crazy predictions thread, not the obvious predictions thread one ;p



For me: Dekker wins a GT after his comeback
 
Aug 18, 2009
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Not that crazy prediction
Cancellara to win a tour.
More when I can think of them.
 
Marianne Vos to realise in 2012 there is literally nothing left for her to win, so she has a sex change, rides at the élite level with the men, wins the cyclo-cross worlds, the worlds, Paris-Roubaix, Gent-Wevelgem and the Amstel Gold Race, then wins the queen stage of the Vuelta just because (s)he can.
 
Libertine Seguros said:
Marianne Vos to realise in 2012 there is literally nothing left for her to win, so she has a sex change, rides at the élite level with the men, wins the cyclo-cross worlds, the worlds, Paris-Roubaix, Gent-Wevelgem and the Amstel Gold Race, then wins the queen stage of the Vuelta just because (s)he can.
Wait....? Marianne Vos is female?!?

*runs away from angry mob of women with pitchforks*
 
May 3, 2010
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Signor Corleone

Raymond Poulidor will come out of retirement to win the 2012 Tour de France
and with it, at last wear the Maillot Jaune, which always eluded him during
his career.
 
Pat McQuaid resigns as head of the UCI, after an Interpol raid finds $12,000 in a brown envelope taped behind a framed photograph of Lance Armstrong, in McQuaid's office.

"It was in the best interests of our sport. Since we had already cleaned up the sport's doping issues, it was time to deal with the issue of administrative corruption."

Confirms cycling's newly elected supremo.............









.............................................................Johan Bruyneel.:D
 
This is nothing, crazywise, compared to some of the other lunatic postings on this thread, but: I'm picking Zubeldia for the Vuelta. Probably, with his broken wrist, he doesn't have to spend july towing armstrong around france, and should be nice and rested for it. Always been a solid, but unspectacular rider, maybe this is his year.
 
Moondance said:
Wait....? Marianne Vos is female?!?

*runs away from angry mob of women with pitchforks*
ooooh, catty.

In response to Marianne's success after changing to a man, Cadel Evans finally realises he'll never win a Grand Tour and decides to change gender too. The newly female Cadelle Evans promptly comes 2nd in the Giro Donne.
 
Gesink will win Vuelta 2010, after crashing out early in the TDF obviously, probably on the cobbles:cool:

Seriously. I think Gesink will win the Vuelta within the next 3 years. So there:p
 
Jun 23, 2009
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Dekker_Tifosi said:
He already has the female voice
Yes he has when he gives an interview in italian.

My prediction sounds a bit crazy but could come true: Alberto Contador will win the Dauphiné by accident because he can't get rid of the Yellow Jersey.
:)
 
Jun 22, 2009
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With Liggett and Sherwin having no credibility following the close of the Landis/Armstrong saga, Schmalz and Shen become the voice of cycling on Versus.
 
May 28, 2010
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Valverde returns from his doping ban at the age of 32 and immediately sweeps the Giro, Tour, and Vuelta all in 2012. He then is in the lead of the 2013 giro when he gets caught and passed on the Zoncolan by Mark Cavendish. He retires immediately.
 
May 19, 2010
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* Alexsandr Dyachenko becomes world champion, followed by Andrey Zeits, with Yevgeniy Nepomnyachshiy coming in 3rd place to complete a kazakh podium in 2011.

* Alberto Contador goes to Tour of Qinghai Lake instead of TdF in 2012.

* A romanian climber who will ride for Liquigas wins the climber jersey in Il Giro 2013 (lucky year).

* Cycling Club Bourgas invited to La Vuelta 2014.

* Normund Lasis wins 9 stages (and of course the green jersey) in TdF after he is transferred by Cervelo in 2015.

* Betonexpressz team roster in 2016: - 2 x Schleck
- 2 x Guldhammer
- 2 x Velits
- 2 x Sagan
- 15 x south african young hopes discovered by epic scouts.
 
Oct 29, 2009
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Eddy Merckyx drops 80kgs, comes out of retirement and finishes on the podium in the 2012 Tour. Pat McQuaid, from his jail cell in The Hague, proclaims it a victory for clean cycling.

After becoming the world's pariah, Lance Armstrong throws himself into biochemistry studies and actually finds a cure for cancer. He laments he wasted so much time being a dou*che riding a bike.
 
Claudiu said:
* Betonexpressz team roster in 2016: - 2 x Schleck
- 2 x Guldhammer
- 2 x Velits
- 2 x Sagan
- 15 x south african young hopes discovered by epic scouts.
Wow... I didn't even know there were two of those in bold
But... if you're aiming to make a team-bro why not
- 2 x Haedo
- 2 x Efimkin
- 2 x Feilu
?
 
May 19, 2010
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RedheadDane said:
- 2 x Haedo
- 2 x Efimkin
- 2 x Feilu
?
Ah, i can't believe i forgot about these...oh, well, i guess my crazy prediction reached the max cap for brother pairs.
 
Claudiu said:
Ah, i can't believe i forgot about these...oh, well, i guess my crazy prediction reached the max cap for brother pairs.
And then, just to mess with people's minds, it could be 2x Sørensen too! I know they aren't related but everyone seems to think so, and just imagine how many times they'd have to explain that they aren't brothers and that Sørensen is actually a rather common name in Denmark...
 

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