The Lantern Jaw

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lantern jaw n.
1. A lower jaw that protrudes beyond the upper jaw.
2. A long, thin jaw that gives the face a gaunt appearance.

. Lantern jaw; large hands and feet (acromegaly in an adult)________GROWTH HORMONE
2. Bulging eyeballs, nervous, increased pulse, weight loss, graves disease___________ THYROXIN
3. demineralization of bones, spontaneous fractures___________PARATHYROID HORMONE
4. Cushings syndrome-moon face, depression of the immune system__________CORTISOL
5. Abnormally large stature, normal body proportions__________ GROWTH HORMONE
6. Abnormal hairiness, masculinization________TESTOSTERONE

I thought of Michael Phelps when I saw the Lantern Jaw terminology.

Other examples would be good to see.

 

[BroDeal]

Giggity!

 

[babastooey]

Well, there was King Charles II of Spain (1661-1700)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Juan_de_Miranda_Carreno_002.jpg

He didn't dope to become king, though, he was just horribly inbred, even by royal standards:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Carlos_segundo80.png

 

[leftover pie]

Other examples would be good to see.

i would blame the side effects from the PEPs

 

[Stingray34]

He's a native English speaker, so no chance he doped.

Seriously, this was a bit before HgH became available, too.

So he's just an ugly mofo

 

[Stingray34]

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

Well, there was King Charles II of Spain (1661-1700)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Juan_de_Miranda_Carreno_002.jpg

He didn't dope to become king, though, he was just horribly inbred, even by royal standards:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Carlos_segundo80.png

Yikes!! That is some serious family fun.....

 

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[L'Etranger]

Liam Tancock, 50m world backstroke champion.

 

[Cycle Chic]

All the Olympic swimmers appear to have huge lantern jaws............
..............and that's just the women.

by Mellow Velo

 

[Don't be late Pedro]

 

[Cycle Chic]

Cameron Van Der Burgh

 

[roundabout]

 

[stainlessguy1]

you guys forgot MAXIM MAN America`s number one cartoon hero . check out that jaw line , and how it is part of the culture . Everybody wants to be MAXIM MAN .

 

[Zam_Olyas]

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Fatclimber]

Leno:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/JayLenoJul08.jpg

Can we get a "lantern jaw" emoticon?

 

[Fortyninefourteen]

Liam Tancock, 50m world backstroke champion.

....with a last name like that, you better swim fast!

 

[Grand Tourist]

A below the belt post. This unfortunate girl is clearly a 'non combatant'.

 

[Anonymous]

A below the belt post. This unfortunate girl is clearly a 'non combatant'.

You"ll get over it.

Plus, she's a Colts fan, so there's that.

 

[pugdog]

Brothers Bogdanoff

 

[Grand Tourist]

You"ll get over it.

Plus, she's a Colts fan, so there's that.

Taking the **** out of disabled people is wrong. Dopers are fair game but not her.

 

[Anonymous]

Taking the **** out of disabled people is wrong. Dopers are fair game but not her.

Oh FFS.

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[9000ft]

Thank god the clinic is here to explain why people look the way they do. So many protruding jaws, so many dopers! It all makes sense now.

 

[mikkemus23]

How `bout Anthony Davis, USA Basketball. He grew 8 inches in one year btw...

Lol at those teeth! Screams of HGH..