180mmCrank said:
And while we are talking about the Maldives I just thought I add that my uncle once had a very bad experience on a bus in Sheffielfld which I think goes to prove my point. There are no circumstances under which playing lacrosse on a cabbage patch is acceptable and I believe there is even a section of the Magna Carta that deals specifically with this very issue. I am sure that one of the above posters who are clearly more knowlegeable than I on the subject could confirm. And remember as they say in the lower mainland there is non so queer as potatoes planted in the spring and harvested with a spirit of adventure!
You incoherent ramblings are to be much admired sir i salute you

It takes me back to a girl i once knew. Not in the literal sense of course, i have not seen her in years nor do i wish to ever again. And when i say
knew i don't mean
knew in the biblical sense. Although she was in fact Episcopalian, which i find admirable in this day in age not to mention difficult to spell.And when i say girl i don't so much mean girl in the literal sense of the word so much as she was a transvestite. But girl more in the sense that she she wore womens clothes, which i find quite appealing. In fact i frequently like to partake in dressing in the garb of the opposite sex. And when i say garb i don't mean so much the usual outer wear, so much as what is worn underneath. Although it is still worn on the outside of ones body i much prefer to wear my clothes in such a manner. Although i don't like to wear many clothes, just the bare minimum, a nice lacey bra & panty set some thigh highs and a nice pair of Manolo pumps although they can be quite difficult to find in a size 13. And we all know how essential good shoes are in being taken seriously. Take the Malta conference for example, would Stalin have been taken seriously if he had shown up in a pair of fur lined mules? Of course not! The mere thought of him wearing anything of the kind is simply ridiculous. I did hear that he did have a soft spot for a nice tight bustier set off by a brocade trim with matching lilac panties. Roosevelt However went for the more minimalist approach, a see through white lace bra mated with crotchless panties. Churchill was rather attached to leather. he really owned the bondage look that day And it was obvious he had alot of experience in pulling off the look probably due to his British public school upbringing. Leather Merry Widow, leather crotchless chaps with matching leather g string set off nicely by a contrasting studded red leather choker in an homage to Stalins domestic policies.
Unfortunately photographers were not allowed in to the actual conference that historic day so there is no photographic record of this cutting edge moment in fashion.
Up next the Axis powers, who pulls off the slotty look best, Hitler or Mussolini or will Hirohito take the prize with his groundbreaking giesha meets streetwalker concept.
We will see...