I know you're just joking but in keeping with this, consider the following:
There was a re-run of Stage 17 of the 2004 (I think) Tour de France following the completion of the ToC on Versus yesterday, which I thought was rather interesting. The leaders are going up the mountain led by Floyd Landis with Lance Armstrong on his wheel, followed by Basso and Ulrich. Sastre had been caught and dropped, but Kloden caught up with the group, eventually, I think. However, it was the picture of these four men going up the mountain together that was rather striking. It just does not seem possible that Mr. Armstrong was the only one of the group that was clean, else wise, we must imagine something far worse in that he used people like they were animals, gave them drugs and used them to lead him up the climbs. This seems a lot like him, though, especially the way he revealed himself last year.
Just as interesting, to me at least, is the top ten through that stage, who are as follows:
Lance Armstrong
IVAN BASSO
Andreas Kloden
JAN ULRICH
Jose Asevedo
FRANCISCO MANCEBO
GEORG TOTSCHNIG
Carlos Sastre
Levi Leipheimer
PIETRO CAUCCHIOLI
Need we go on with the next five?
Oscar Periero
CHRISTOPHE MOREAU
MICHAEL RASMUSSEN
GILBERTO SIMONI
Thomas Voeckler
Eight of the top fifteen are convicted drug users (or retired under suspicion) and a few are facing more current accusations. I also found it interesting, looking back, and reading an article in Cycling news from an interview with Floyd Landis, done in March of 2004, when he talked about where he was living and his closest friends, at the time, Zabriske and Leipheimer.
So, here is my question: How does the Swami (Armstrong), who knows and can see everything in cycling, can not see that the guy in front of him, on his own team, mind you, is using drugs? I realize it is not nice to "tell on your friends" but it is another thing to condone and encourage drug usage, as well as to benefit from it, directly or indirectly. The sht is just starting to hit the fan. Being a fan, I'm really not encouraged by all of this and think I will reevaluate. Maybe Contador, Schlek, Cancellara are clean, but it would be too painful to discover that they weren't or to see them lose to a druggie, like Cancellara did in a previous TdF time trial. The Swami is already out there saying that Landis didn't use drugs, when he was on "his" team, but that is the first of what is going to be a long list of lies by the time this thing is done. Would you present any of these individuals to your children as people to look up to and admire? It is such a shame. There are probably many good people in cycling, but they are being dragged down by the greedy and their unrelenting efforts that are destroying the sport.