The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[Anonymous]

Francis "Psycho" Sawyer, of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrllCZw8jiM

ah...didnt realize...! listen, if any of you homos touch my stuff...i'll kill ye...

 

[WonderLance]

I am surprised Wonderlance and Speedway are not there.

OH NOES!!!! I guess i have to try harder.

I can't remember the thread or the context anymore (this early onset alzheimers is a bitch.

This thread started because all the intellegent people in the forum got sick of you haters getting stuck into Lovestrong. You wouldnt understand all the great things he has done as you all obviously love cancer.

Lance won all his races because he is an awesome athlete and is able to pedal a little bit faster than all the other riders. i know this becasue Phil Ligget told me its simple maths people if you pedal a little bit faster than everone else you will win bike races. He also told me that Lance trains everyday and other riders dont do that which is why they take drugs and cheat. Lance would never take drugs because he doesnt want to get cancer.

It also doesnt matter if Lance wins any races because he is doing it to rase awareness of cancer because cancer lovers like Siesta Boy and Greg Lemond are not yet aware enough of cancer.

 

[Anonymous]

OH NOES!!!! I guess i have to try harder.




This thread started because all the intellegent people in the forum got sick of you haters getting stuck into Lovestrong. You wouldnt understand all the great things he has done as you all obviously love cancer.

Lance won all his races because he is an awesome athlete and is able to pedal a little bit faster than all the other riders. i know this becasue Phil Ligget told me its simple maths people if you pedal a little bit faster than everone else you will win bike races. He also told me that Lance trains everyday and other riders dont do that which is why they take drugs and cheat. Lance would never take drugs because he doesnt want to get cancer.

It also doesnt matter if Lance wins any races because he is doing it to rase awareness of cancer because cancer lovers like Siesta Boy and Greg Lemond are not yet aware enough of cancer.

it is because we love the fact of cancer so much...isnt it obvious yet?

 

[BroDeal]

it is because we love the fact of cancer so much...isnt it obvious yet?

Evidently not. He was laying it on pretty thick there.

 

[Anonymous]

Evidently not. He was laying it on pretty thick there.

perfect...you got wonderlance to show up ...viola...keep it going...

 

[Hugh Januss]

perfect...you got wonderlance to show up ...viola...keep it going...

Wonderlance rocks. I think I know who he is too.

 

[WonderLance]

Evidently not. He was laying it on pretty thick there.

You've obviously never had Cancer

 

[Anonymous]

Don't get your panties in a wad, Francis. You are on the list because you are an a-hole whose posts TFF does not want to see. There are several other people on that list who are not Jackhammer111 or BPC. I am surprised Wonderlance and Speedway are not there.

The context that TFF posted his ignore list was a discussion about how disruptive Carboncrank and BPC were. As a point of data, TFF posted his ignore list noting that even though it was pretty large, most of it was sock puppets of one or two people.

and wonderlance enters and we talk about that...way to go...maybe call out speedway as well...

 

[WonderLance]

and wonderlance enters and we talk about that...way to go...maybe call out speedway as well...

Be quiet silly....... We're talking about Wonderstrong, this is a good thing. The cancer lovers must be converted.

 

[Inner Peace]

WonderLance is hilarious!

These forums get a little too serious far too often, and Wonderboy cracking a joke here and there brings some life into it!

Don't get your knicks in a knot guys, he's just having some fun!

 

[Inner Peace]

Wonderlance rocks. I think I know who he is too.

Go on... spill it?

Is it Lance? That'd be funny, actually...

 

[MacRoadie]

huh? I was talking about myself being listed on his list...and how this is pretty much trolling as well...derailing actual discussions to go on for how many pages about his ignore list...for any who actually give a ****, I am none of those people...read my posts thur my profile...****ing high school bull****...
how about a new thread: everyone's ****ing ignore list...it could go for thousands of pages...****ing boring and who cares...

Kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

[auscyclefan94]

WonderLance is hilarious!

These forums get a little too serious far too often, and Wonderboy cracking a joke here and there brings some life into it!

Don't get your knicks in a knot guys, he's just having some fun!

and trying to cause trouble

 

[thehog]

New Lance question;

Does anyone remember the 1998 Vuelta? Where Lance finished 4th. Have to admit I missed race and really didn't know a lot about him at the time. How did he climb? how were his ITT's? Did he show any of the Grand Tour form that later won him 7 Tours? Be interested to hear any comments on that race.

 

[Big GMaC]

Wonderlance rocks. I think I know who he is too.

I've got it down too 2 maybe 3 people who I think it is.

Still funny though, when people react like he is pro-lance... wonderlance is only pro-humour and confusion.

 

[WonderLance]

I've got it down too 2 maybe 3 people who I think it is.

Still funny though, when people react like he is pro-lance... wonderlance is only pro-humour and confusion.

Last time I checked I new who I was..... In fact here is a cheeky little pick of me.

I still dont know why some people think that I dont like Lance. How could anyone not like Lance? His English is excellent so you know you can trust him.

 

[Big GMaC]

New Lance question;

Does anyone remember the 1998 Vuelta? Where Lance finished 4th. Have to admit I missed race and really didn't know a lot about him at the time. How did he climb? how were his ITT's? Did he show any of the Grand Tour form that later won him 7 Tours? Be interested to hear any comments on that race.

This website is pretty conclusive. Not all of the sections are still working but you can see some of it.

TTs, he was 6th and 3rd, and most of the time made the final climbing selection but didn't win a stage.

Oh, and Postal were nowhere in the team comp. But you would expect that wouldn't you.

On another note in the the first flat TT

A Kloden @7:12
C. Vandevelde @ 7:16

Those are some might loses there!

 

[Anonymous]

TFF is probably one of my favorite posters and a generally agree with most of what he posts

Awe, XOXOXOX....I heart U 2.

but you gotta admit he can fly off the handle at the slightest provocation sometimes

Whaaa???!!! ME?????

As for whatever was being discussed, my list was clearly there to illustrate how many different names a certain poster had and nothing more. If it snowballed into more than that, then it has nothing to do with me. It appears that someone is not happy with the fact they are on my list. Oh well.

 

[thehog]

This website is pretty conclusive. Not all of the sections are still working but you can see some of it.

TTs, he was 6th and 3rd, and most of the time made the final climbing selection but didn't win a stage.

Oh, and Postal were nowhere in the team comp. But you would expect that wouldn't you.

On another note in the the first flat TT

A Kloden @7:12
C. Vandevelde @ 7:16

Those are some might loses there!

My god. I guess in someways there may have been a hangover from Festina at the Vuelta. Interesting results. Few carthorse like performances.

Which website do you refer? Who was on the Postal squad?

 

[Race Radio]

New Lance question;

Does anyone remember the 1998 Vuelta? Where Lance finished 4th. Have to admit I missed race and really didn't know a lot about him at the time. How did he climb? how were his ITT's? Did he show any of the Grand Tour form that later won him 7 Tours? Be interested to hear any comments on that race.

Yes, that was before lance was LANCETM and he bragged to some of his teammates about some of the new gear Ferrari had given him. Some people don't forget things like that and tell their friends.

 

[blackcat]

Yes, that was before lance was LANCETM and he bragged to some of his teammates about some of the new gear Ferrari had given him. Some people don't forget things like that and tell their friends.

he had a horse steroid that no one else had.

 

[ErmOkk]

Did he die btw? It's odd that he hasn't tweeted for 22 hours

 

[Ripper]

Did he die btw? It's odd that he hasn't tweeted for 22 hours

He is hiding out in his secret doping chamber

 

[Kennf1]

You've obviously never had Cancer

Looked at Lance's Twitter page. He says he's 5'11". I'm pretty sure that means he's grown an inch in the last 10 years.

 

[Hugh Januss]

I've got it down too 2 maybe 3 people who I think it is.

Still funny though, when people react like he is pro-lance... wonderlance is only pro-humour and confusion.

Mostly confusion though.