The Seinfeld thread

[luckyboy]

Kramer as a cop (The Statue) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk3DjXKdVcY

Such a great show

 

[BroDeal]

Favorite major Seinfeld character???

I nominate George. His outrageous stupidity amuses me.

Favorite minor character???

Jackie Chiles.

Obligatory quote: "Serenity now. Insanity later."

 

[luckyboy]

I'd say Kramer for the main character and Frank Costanza for the minor character. Jerry Stiller is the best thing about King of Queens as well. Apart from Leah Remini (not for her jokes )..

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"I always wanted to be an Architect"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"one wonders if 'War an Peace' would've been highly acclaimed as it was had it been published under it's original title, 'War, what is it good for?'" .....Huh! Say it again!

 

[Cobber]

"It's like a sauna in here."

 

[ravens]

I'd say Kramer for the main character and Frank Costanza for the minor character. Jerry Stiller is the best thing about King of Queens as well. Apart from Leah Remini (not for her jokes )..

You must not have seen her near the end of that show's run.

 

[ravens]

The Wizard

Old Man: "It's overtipping. I just left five bucks for a BLT."
Morty: "This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard."
Jerry: "A Willard? Saccamano, Sr. screwed me!"
Old Man #2: "Mine doesn't have a seven!"
Old Man #3: "I'm ruined!"

 

[ravens]

the tip calculator

Helen: "Yay! Jerry got it open."
Morty: "The service was slow. And God forbid they should refill the water.
How does 12.4% sound?"
Jerry, looking at the Wizard: "Well, your tip is four dollars and thirty-six
point six six six six cents."
Morty: "We'll round down."

 

[luckyboy]

You must not have seen her near the end of that show's run.

Haha, probably not

 

[Anonymous]

"this pen writes upside down."

 

[unsheath]

Art Vandalay / Vandalay Industries - George sitting on the toilet running out with his pants down as he misses the call from the employment office.

Kramer and the The Bro /Manzier...

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"Yada yada"

 

[Nick777]

Newman: "What took you so long?"

 

[Nick777]

NEWMAN: You wanna know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you what happened to Kramer. He was ticked off. About the keys. Yeah, that's right - about the keys. Thought he got a bad rap.

JERRY: Bad rap?

NEWMAN: Yeah. From you.

JERRY: Me?

NEWMAN: You heard me. So he packed it up and split for the coast. La-La Land. L.A.

 

[TRDean]

"Its beyond BO...Its BBO"!!!

 

[Peter Hymas]

Cosmo Kramer--The Assman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo

 

[Anonymous]

Cosmo Kramer--The Assman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo

Hey Peter, nice Unknown Hinson avatar!

 

[aarnold517]

my favorite scene had to be when kramer and jerry switched apartments for the night and started acting like each other. Giddyup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUvzzEtNevY&feature=related

 

[laziali]

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Yes, but where is the emphasis?

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

Yes, but where is the emphasis?

"These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!"

 

[RDV4ROUBAIX]

"Here's to feeling good all the time"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JybHI19hTY

Cheers!

 

[Anonymous]

"These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!"

"THESE pretzels are making me thirsty!"

 

[tifosa]

"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."

From "The Little Kicks" episode where Elaine dances.

 

[Lifeshape]

- "Costanza's in the building; he's got my calzone and he's not in my office!"

- "George, how is the project coming along?" "The Project?! Oh, the project is great!"

- "This isn't the way to the store. This is the way to the vet."