cineteq said:
Ladies and gents, here's the grumpy ol' Hitch, heavy dose of condescendency and zero sense of humor. Remember last year when I asked if you bought a mirror yet? It's never late sir
Im not grumpy. On the contrary, I posted that because I like stickin it to you

You gave me the open goal so i took it.
Yes, there was a time when you were capable of winding me up.
But after a couple of thousand "

"'s, constantly getting into post wars with every poster you can, then losing, those days are gone.
You are like a politician who has suffered a sex scandal, or for a more accurate analogy, lost too many elections. Your rep is dead and no matter how hard you try you can no longer rebuild it.
We can ignore you or we can respond as I did above, in both cases its with a smile on our face and in both cases its like scoring an open goal.
If you want to bring back the days when you can wind prominent posters up again, you need a new rep. And the only way to do that is to create what is known as a "sockpuppet".