Tour of California "Honey Badger" Thread Plus+

[krebs303]

Gosh, what to wear

Honey Badger don't care
but a fascinator would be nice

 

[mewmewmew13]

or maybe a fez!...

can also hold popcorn

 

[I Watch Cycling In July]

Honey Badger don't care
but a fascinator would be nice

A "deer in the headlights" inspired look would certainly be appropriate...

 

[Cal_Joe]

I hear its that Fraud Ball is supplying the hookers and blow. I wonder if he used brunette hookers so he could get all crazy without thinking about his mom? lol.

Wow, I thought you got over the mom obsession when you channeled your efforts into "giving your monkeys a hand". Maybe forget about that mom and your monkey friends - your wife may appreciate it. Or maybe not.

By the way - the "hookers and blow" line is so last decade - would recommend updating your act. Maybe something like smashing watermelons on stage, or doing a Barney Fife revival. Talk to your agent. Or maybe not.

 

[Anonymous]

Wow, I thought you got over the mom obsession when you channeled your efforts into "giving your monkeys a hand". Maybe forget about that mom and your monkey friends - your wife may appreciate it. Or maybe not.

By the way - the "hookers and blow" line is so last decade - would recommend updating your act. Maybe something like smashing watermelons on stage, or doing a Barney Fife revival. Talk to your agent. Or maybe not.

Wow, I really hit close to home for you lol. Introspection, its for breakfast! (you might consider it as a snack or two also.)

 

[blackcat]

Wow, I really hit close to home for you lol. Introspection, its for breakfast! (you might consider it as a snack or two also.)

I match your Tiger Woods, hookers and blow, and raise with Ween's bananas and blow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm9iVETfxKo

 

[JMBeaushrimp]

Wow, I thought you got over the mom obsession when you channeled your efforts into "giving your monkeys a hand". Maybe forget about that mom and your monkey friends - your wife may appreciate it. Or maybe not.

By the way - the "hookers and blow" line is so last decade - would recommend updating your act. Maybe something like smashing watermelons on stage, or doing a Barney Fife revival. Talk to your agent. Or maybe not.

I think your irony may be lost on a lot of posters, so I thought I'd clarify it a bit:

You're using really old metaphors to pick at 'less older' (just made that up) metaphors to make a point that is probably lost on anyone under the age of 80, and who happened to be born in places in the US fortunate enough to have a TV in the early post-war years.

Nicely done. That was a stinger...

 

[Anonymous]

Honey Badger don't care
but a fascinator would be nice

It took 5 minutes for me to stop laughing.

Post of the year. Thank you Krebs!

 

[Barrus]

Allright, I don't have any intention to keep policing this thread. Now if you all can play nice and be reasonably serious a similar thread can be opened, or this one can be re-opened, otherwise leave it be