Unbelievable doping excuses

[doperhopper]

Re:

Didn't Rasmussen claim he was having affair to explain his missed dope tests?

Yes, but come on, that's semi-believable by this thread's standards. Contaminated EPO rain!!!

yeaah, chemtrails,baby!

 

[Escarabajo]

It wasn't my bike!!!

 

[The Carrot]

It was for my 'magnesium deficiency'.

 

[Benotti69]

heart problems

Family history of diabetes

 

[Hawkwood]

Re:

heart problems

Family history of diabetes

Didn't read the email from the governing body....

 

[sniper]

i,ve been on that stuff for ten years already.
why should i stop now? not fair!

 

[chuckmicD]

Leukemans claimed coitus interruptus for his elevated t:e ratio/positive testosterone test.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/doctors-deny-leukemans-sex-life-responsible-for-test/

 

[IndianCyclist]

Alien abduction - for future riders
China - Rogers
altitude native- Henao

 

[zigmeister]

Di Luca..."yeah, I did it!"

How's that for an excuse? Said, hey, only way to compete and win. Now that is a great excuse.

 

[Oldermanish]

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Di Luca..."yeah, I did it!"

How's that for an excuse? Said, hey, only way to compete and win. Now that is a great excuse.

He'll still never have to pay for a drink in his home town...

 

[zigmeister]

Re: Re:

Di Luca..."yeah, I did it!"

How's that for an excuse? Said, hey, only way to compete and win. Now that is a great excuse.

He'll still never have to pay for a drink in his home town...

Even better. Cheers!!

 

[Martin]

Random statement said by Gazprom-Rusvelo's Foliforov or Firsanov after Giro's stage 15.

 

[kielbasa]

Re:

Random statement said by Gazprom-Rusvelo's Foliforov or Firsanov after Giro's stage 15.

Meldonium contaminated steak knife.

 

[Alex Simmons/RST]

My coach was hungry.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3735332/IOC-opens-disciplinary-proceedings-against-Kenyan-coach-Anzrah-runner-Rotich.html

 

[DirtyWorks]

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My coach was hungry.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3735332/IOC-opens-disciplinary-proceedings-against-Kenyan-coach-Anzrah-runner-Rotich.html

WILL YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE STARVING KENYANS. Please!

 

[doperhopper]

Re: Re:

My coach was hungry.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3735332/IOC-opens-disciplinary-proceedings-against-Kenyan-coach-Anzrah-runner-Rotich.html

WILL YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE STARVING KENYANS. Please!

especially the near dead skeleton skinny yellow runners using cycling as badhzilla recovery therapy

 

[luckyboy]

Danekova (Bulgarian steeplechaser) - my doctor gave me a bunch of stuff that isn't CERA and that's how I tested positive for CERA

http://www.tas-cas.org/fileadmin/user_upload/Award_CAS_OG_AD_16-04.pdf

 

[StryderHells]

Danekova's excuse isn't that unbelievable when looking at doping excuses as a whole, feels legit in a world of truely unbelievable doping excuses

 

[thehog]

I had allergies?

 

[sniper]

I had allergies?

One of the oldest excuses in the book.

I suffered from allergies throughout my career and I've realised, post career, that I was drastically hindered by allergies during the month of May.
http://www.eurosport.com/cycling/lemond-itll-be-a-froome-contador-shoot-out-as-eurosport-announce-widest-ever-tour-coverage_sto4706045/story.shtml

 

[sniper]

can anybody tell me if an inflammation of the testicle is a typical ailment among (pro)cyclists?

 

[Bronstein]

Kidney 'malfunction'.

 

[Rollthedice]

Well, Froome's lawyer is the same who solved the Impey X file.

 

[sittingbison]

"my mum made me do it for the cameras"

Warnie

 

[Red Rick]

That excuse is even worse than Sara Errani's "I spilled my mum's cancer medication in my pasta"