my favourite is when a biochemistry major professional cyclist in just several months after hamilton failed the same drug, says 'i never heard of it before'.
no, it's not funny to my ilk.
no, it's not funny to my ilk.
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BroDeal said:Gilberto Simoni: His Peruvian candies contained cocaine.
lol.frenchfry said:rumour has it that rumsas' mother-in-law is a dog, but i digress...
ElChingon said:I've actually tried these, I doubt they have enough cocaine to have you test positive unless you eat several bags of these candies. By the way, you're allowed to bring them back to the US, if they were truely bad they wouldn't let you bring them back.
krebs303 said:I believe the candies are made with coca leaves which is what cocaine is derived from.
And don't drink any soda in Bolivia
Coca Colla hopes to create a buzz in Bolivia
Oldman said:Or drink all you can. Coca Cola was rumored to have an active amount of coca leaf enhancement until the 30's or 40's.
BroDeal said:That was not a rumor. That is why it is called Coke. All cocaine was gone by the end of the 20's. In the thirty years before that the amount had decreased to miniscule levels.
Michielveedeebee said:not true, all coke dissapeared in the 80's we learned it in English class
Oldman said:Or drink all you can. Coca Cola was rumored to have an active amount of coca leaf enhancement until the 30's or 40's.
BroDeal said:Jesús Rosendo Prado has managed to come up with an excuse for doping that I have not heard before: Haemorrhoids. Not quite as good as saying that your stash of dope was for your mother-in-law or your dog but still pretty good.
We need a list of the best excuses.