Warning for Lance fans

[Ferminal]

Thanks for the thread btw... I now feel sufficiently warned and will bring my kevlar vest next time I visit.

I think we need a "Warning for Valverde Fans" too - the rumour and innuendo people spread about this great champion is ridiculous. If you look at his Wikipedia (most legitimate source on the planet) it says that he NEVER TESTED POSITIVE.

There is some sort of conspiracy between the Eyetalians, the Swiss and the Irish who are trying to get him banned because he's TOO GOOD and winning all their races.

Don't listen to all these rumours and remember that Alejandro achieved all his victories because he's a freak of nature and trains harder than everyone else.

 

[Ripper]

Thanks for the thread btw... I now feel sufficiently warned and will bring my kevlar vest next time I visit.

I think we need a "Warning for Valverde Fans" too - the rumour and innuendo people spread about this great champion is ridiculous. If you look at his Wikipedia (most legitimate source on the planet) it says that he NEVER TESTED POSITIVE.

There is some sort of conspiracy between the Eyetalians, the Swiss and the Irish who are trying to get him banned because he's TOO GOOD and winning all their races.

Don't listen to all these rumours and remember that Alejandro achieved all his victories because he's a freak of nature and trains harder than everyone else.

You da' man! He's just getting his freak on

 

[Anonymous]

 

[El Imbatido]

I don't really want to keep this thread going but it just had an awesome fail-like pic i wanted to post:

 

[FoxxyBrown1111]

steroids found in his house

That´s news for me. Is that confirmed (documents, affidavits or something else)? It would be nice if true. Another nail in Epo-Lances coffin...

 

[Race Radio]

That´s news for me. Is that confirmed (documents, affidavits or something else)? It would be nice if true. Another nail in Epo-Lances coffin...

By his former assistant Mike Anderson. Armstrong then hounded him until he had a seizure. He now lives in New Zealand to escape the groupies.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Why does this thread still live?

 

[Hugh Januss]

Why does this thread still live?

I heard it was gonna be made a sticky..........or maybe that was stinky. At any rate I had told myself that I wouldn't post at all on this turd. Oh god I am so weak.

 

[Ripper]

Why does this thread still live?

Because it's f*cking hilarious, especially the photos!

 

[spanky wanderlust]

I am hoping the anti-Lance haters don't descend on this thread and destroy what I am trying to do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! dude, that's hilarious! hard to believe you have lurked here at all, actually. i mean seriously, this is professional trolling. and if it's not, see alpe's post to explain why it seems it is. he has waaaaayyyy too much patience, imho. obviously, others can't be bothered because this shyte has been plaaayed!

this thread has been the most entertaining thing i've read today. thanks guys (and gals?).

please make it sticky!

(not a hater. just a (sort of/former) lance fan with a working brain.)

 

[Alpe d'Huez]

I came back on here to close this thread, and I probably will eventually, steering everyone to the Official LA Thread, but I have to admit, some of the photos on here are just damned hilarious.

 

[42x16ss]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Moose McKnuckles
Why does this thread still live?

Because it's f*cking hilarious, especially the photos!

You should know moose, you put most of them there! Good work btw - saved the thread IMO at least!!!

 

[Hugh Januss]

I came back on here to close this thread, and I probably will eventually, steering everyone to the Official LA Thread, but I have to admit, some of the photos on here are just damned hilarious.

It doesn't want closing as much as it needs euthanizing. You realize as soon as you close it the OP will be back to complain?

 

[Michielveedeebee]

why does everybody likes LAbashing so much...?
It's lame he doped, but then again everybody doped in the 90's and early 2000's....

 

[Michielveedeebee]

To be fair to him, there is nothing proven or conclusive but if one day he was found guilty I would be disappointed but not unbelieving. We have all done and do things we are not proud of - it should not be a surprise if sporting hero's are the same, but my default position remains innocent until proven guilty.

oh and it has been proven, in his urine samples of 1999

 

[Mellow Velo]

LA? What's this thread got to do with LA? Oh yes, I forgot.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

 

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[Anonymous]

 

[adambarnes]

lance came back from adversity and won a bike race 7 times guys have some respect

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Anonymous]

lance came back from adversity and won a bike race 7 times guys have some respect

No....................

 

[42x16ss]

lance came back from adversity and won a bike race 7 times guys have some respect

Yes, he did. However, it's not what he has achieved ON the bike that so many of us dislike, it's how he has behaved OFF the bike that people find very distasteful. At times his poor behavior has been on the bike as well, just ask Filippo Simeoni!!

His antics have polarised many followers of the sport and cost him a lot of fans. Many posters here are ex-LA fans who have been turned off him by his behavior in the past.

 

[Dr. Maserati]

lance came back from adversity and won a bike race 7 times guys have some respect

I am sure most cycling fans have enough respect for that 'bike race' (and those who ride it) to call it the Tour de France.

PS....you forgot to post a picture...... let me help you.