Warning for Lance fans

[adambarnes]

cadel evens never tested positive either so what's your point LOL

 

[Nick777]

you guys obviously have never had to deal with cancer or witnessed someone overcoming the odds so you wouldnt even know what its like. lance will be on the podium again this year whether you like it or not and he won't stop raising awareness and spreading the Live STRONG message. what a bunch of haters.

The world is lucky to have Lance. Where would we be without him?

 

[Ripper]

Babble babble babbly babble

I was tempted to call you a troll, but to be a troll, you would need to annoy rather than entertain. You are f*cking hilarious ... look at all the wonderful photos you helped get posted.

Awesome! I love this thread ... LMFAO!

 

[Hugh Januss]

cadel evens never tested positive either so what's your point LOL

I guess the point LOL is that you are a moron LOL who has no clue what goes on in pro cycling LOL. Good luck LOL getting the taste of Lances chamois LOL out of your mouth LOL.
PS a lot of other people have done a lot of good in the fight against cancer without being money grubbing douche bags like your hero (or you?)

 

[42x16ss]

there are just as many tin foil hat theories about 9/11, none of those are true either and the simple explanation is the true one - some guys flew some planes into the buildings. lance won 7 straight tours after doing a lot of training, the sort of training that we cannot comprehend. plus because of cancer he has mental toughness. the french just never liked him because they dont have anyone good enough to win their own race and they will do anything to cut him down.

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Adambarnes, you are going on ignore and I'm going to skip over the forums until August (except the Giro related threads).

Catch you all then.

 

[biker jk]

you guys are like a pack of wolves trying to force your baseless tabloid accusations down people's throats, and i can now begin to understand how lance armstrong feels and why he won't take questions from tabloid reporters at press conferences. your boyfriend alberto doesnt even know how to race in a cross wind LOL.

Could you kindly improve the intellectual rigour of your LA defence because its lack of sophistication is just amazing?

 

[42x16ss]

pfffft are you really taking that backyard test and tabloid report seriously, if he was proven to have taken EPO then he would have been suspended. never tested positive, never suspended, seven straight tours de la fance victories. your jealousy is overwhelming.

One last thing, that "Backyard Test" was conducted by Michael Ashendon. One of the guys who tests LA's Biopassport samples. You know - the same biopassport that was good enough to replace Don Catlin's individual testing...

 

[adambarnes]

edtied by mod

 

[badboygolf16v]

edtied by mod

You think you're so clever with you're crazy little satirical game.

I'm guessing you're Chris Morris or Sacha Baron Cohen.

 

[WonderLance]

you haters really have to get over you daddy issues. The guy is a hero, he won the race that you all care about the most the first 7 times he attempted it. No one else will ever match his record in Pro cycling.

Surely he has earned his rightful place as THE legend of cycling, why would you all now drag his name through the mud.

 

[badboygolf16v]

he won the race that you all care about the most the first 7 times he attempted it

Well done.

 

[WonderLance]

Well done.

why dont you go work off some of that attitude on a bike ride.

 

[petethedrummer]

http://www.livestrongaction.org/dedication/christophe-bassons?from=dedicate-page

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

you haters really have to get over you daddy issues. The guy is a hero, he won the race that you all care about the most the first 7 times he attempted it. No one else will ever match his record in Pro cycling.

Surely he has earned his rightful place as THE legend of cycling, why would you all now drag his name through the mud.

 

[Kennf1]

http://www.livestrongaction.org/dedication/christophe-bassons?from=dedicate-page

Wow! How is that still up?

 

[Mongol_Waaijer]

Let's think of who else might feature:

Paul Kimmage
Felipe Simeoni

 

[spanky wanderlust]

you haters really have to get over you daddy issues. The guy is a hero, he won the race that you all care about the most the first 7 times he attempted it. No one else will ever match his record in Pro cycling.

Surely he has earned his rightful place as THE legend of cycling, why would you all now drag his name through the mud.

sheesh. who needs to type when you can just cut and paste the same thing over and over again?

and, um, no he did not.

this thread isn't funny anymore. somebody please put it out of its misery.

 

[Hugh Januss]

One last thing, that "Backyard Test" was conducted by Michael Ashendon. One of the guys who tests LA's Biopassport samples. You know - the same biopassport that was good enough to replace Don Catlin's individual testing...

Yeah, but where in his class did he graduate?

 

[plodderbob]

you haters really have to get over you daddy issues. The guy is a hero, he won the race that you all care about the most the first 7 times he attempted it. No one else will ever match his record in Pro cycling.

Surely he has earned his rightful place as THE legend of cycling, why would you all now drag his name through the mud.

erm, I really don't remember him winning in 93,95 or 96???

 

[Hugh Januss]

Warning Wonderlances Posts are sarcastic, do not take them seriously, just laugh. Responding seriously to them causes you to run the risk of looking nearly as silly as adambarnes.
I'm just sayin'.

 

[Boeing]

Warning Wonderlances Posts are sarcastic, do not take them seriously, just laugh. Responding seriously to them causes you to run the risk of looking nearly as silly as adambarnes.
I'm just sayin'.

excuse me, May I dance with your date?

Is there any irony in Myopia here? Perhaps so; check this link, you dig it the mostest:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/13168-prevent-nearsightedness/


( Lance Peeps; Irony is a...uhhh, means...errr....ahh forget it)

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Warning Wonderlances Posts are sarcastic, do not take them seriously, just laugh. Responding seriously to them causes you to run the risk of looking nearly as silly as adambarnes.
I'm just sayin'.

Actually - I am going to give 'adambarnes' the benefit here too.

If you read his first posts, he clearly is no LA supporter......WonderLance may have competition.





Of course there is always the chance that they have had a

moment too.

(As long as 'Moose' gets an opportunity to post brill fotos I am not complaining)

 

[Polish]

Mate,
Back off with your blind fanaticism and drop the following into Google.

Lance Armstrong vs Christophe Bassons
Lance Armstrong vs Fillipo Simeoni
Lance Armstrong vs Betsy Andreu
Lance Armstrong vs SCA Promotions
Michael Ashendon 1999 retests
Michele Ferrari exclusive contract

Have a good look at what comes up and then come back and tell us what you think. If you are scared of what may come up, then I suggest that you start posting here.

To be honest, THOSE 6 google recommendations are filled with boring and fail

Try THESE 7 instead...filled with awesome and winning winness

Lance Armstrong vs Zülle & Escartín & Virenque & Zabel 1999 TdF
Lance Armstrong vs Ullrich & Beloki & Botero & Zabel 2000 TdF
Lance Armstrong vs Ullrich & Beloki & Jalabert & Zabel 2001 TdF
Lance Armstrong vs Beloki & Rumšas & Jalabert & McEwen 2002 TdF
Lance Armstrong vs Ullrich & Vinokourov & Virenque & Cooke 2003 TdF
Lance Armstrong vs Klöden & Basso & Virenque & McEwen 2004 TdF
Lance Armstrong vs Basso & Ullrich & Rasmussen & Hushovd 2005 TdF
.
.
.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Actually - I am going to give 'adambarnes' the benefit here too.

If you read his first posts, he clearly is no LA supporter......WonderLance may have competition.





Of course there is always the chance that they have had a

moment too.

(As long as 'Moose' gets an opportunity to post brill fotos I am not complaining)

My irony detector usually takes a while to get an accurate reading. You could be right about adambarnes, but for me the jury is still out.
Polish, on the other hand is just trolling up a storm right at this point.

 

[ellenbrook2001]

oh boy. This will not end well.

*grabs popcorn*

for the record, here is my opinion: I'm not anti-lance nor pro-lance, and i think it's pretty indisputable he won those races through simply being far better than his oponents and deserves full credit for that.

I also know all the facts, and thus consider it completely indisputable that he used peds during his entire career, comeback included.

I get your intention and it's a good one.

However, you mentioned wikipedia as being non-biased and presenting all the facts. And that just by itself is going to get you flamed, as there are a very considerably amount of facts that aren't there because lance fans immediately edit them out and contest them.

Not that you wouldn't get flamed if you hadn't said that, as a lot of people here will see the word "lance" and will immediately engage "go for the throat" mode regardless of how right or wrong you may be.

Good luck with this. You'll need it

yes lance hes super but has you know somenthing very very wrong there?????every rider or did try too match him did end up taking wrong dosage so how can you explain???????????????wake up.i do admire lance