Who is/are your favorite user(s) on this forum?

[Timmy-loves-Rabo]

You guys should all have a big orgy due to the fact you love each other so much. I'm off to toilet to vomit due to reading this sycophantic load of dribble.

this was most unexpected, but made me laugh none the less.

 

[Spider1964]

You guys should all have a big orgy due to the fact you love each other so much. I'm off to toilet to vomit due to reading this sycophantic load of dribble.

this was most unexpected, but made me laugh none the less.

That's not morning sickness is it ACF?

 

[craig1985]

Stage 1 .

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What should have been a boring predictable stage saw surprising fireworks. It would have been welcomed too with the disappointing news prior to the start of the race. Daotec had been linked to the el clinico fiasco. The yellow red blue once hero, now a villain in the public eye, was out of this race before it even started.

Unsurprisingly in the break of the day we saw luckyboy and jens attacks, both never shy to get amongst it. They attacked relentlessly on this, a pancake flat stage, at times it looked like they were going to make it... until the bullies of peloton decided to make things right; Team Cristiano Ronaldo in full flight deployed their entire team (including their potential GC youngster Parullo) to make the sprint happen for Libertine. He is of course the man to beat on these finishes, just like the sky is blue, the sprints are always a case of Libertine.

With just 2 km remaining teams were forming their train, dim had sublimit and jamusque working tirelessly for his hopes, while the mafioso were fighting for position for their number one sprinter, barrus. DT and El pickle in the heat of the moment head butting each other for prime position, el pickle didn't even have any right to be battling for sprint position as his team failed to bring a sprinter this year, but el pickle wouldn't be el pickle without pointless battles. Mean while GC favorites such as Hitch and Publicus were happy to see the stage nearing an end. Finally the finish approached, Garlic ho attempting an arrogant attack only to be swept away by the favorite Libertine who started powering for the line... no one could touch him, except one. Out of the shadows the consistent little sprinter Craig came around in the final meters and stole the victory from libertine, and alas had won the opening the stage of the inaugural CN tour. 1. Craig 2. Libertine 3. Dim

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if not noticed. I am pretty bored, waiting for the end of this vuelta stage

Haha, great stuff.

BTW I'm 188cm tall.

 

[craig1985]

You guys should all have a big orgy due to the fact you love each other so much. I'm off to toilet to vomit due to reading this sycophantic load of dribble.

What happens after I read your posts BTW Mind you I do the same to mine as well

 

[auscyclefan94]

What happens after I read your posts BTW Mind you I do the same to mine as well

Hey, I am only sycophantic towards Cadel. Not to other randoms which I know jack **** about.


btw timmy, I didn't mean to solely direct that at you. Sorry.

 

[The Hitch]

Hey, I am only sycophantic towards Cadel. Not to other randoms which I know jack **** about.


btw timmy, I didn't mean to solely direct that at you. Sorry.

You guys should all have a big orgy due to the fact you love each other so much. I'm off to toilet to vomit due to reading this sycophantic load of dribble.

Someone's upset they never made the podium.

 

[sublimit]

ACF fell in the neutralized zone in stage 1 presume.
El pickle - that is neat!

 

[bicing]

Stage 1 .

Profile:

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What should have been a boring predictable stage saw surprising fireworks. It would have been welcomed too with the disappointing news prior to the start of the race. Daotec had been linked to the el clinico fiasco. The yellow red blue once hero, now a villain in the public eye, was out of this race before it even started.

Unsurprisingly in the break of the day we saw luckyboy and jens attacks, both never shy to get amongst it. They attacked relentlessly on this, a pancake flat stage, at times it looked like they were going to make it... until the bullies of peloton decided to make things right; Team Cristiano Ronaldo in full flight deployed their entire team (including their potential GC youngster Parullo) to make the sprint happen for Libertine. He is of course the man to beat on these finishes, just like the sky is blue, the sprints are always a case of Libertine.

With just 2 km remaining teams were forming their train, dim had sublimit and jamusque working tirelessly for his hopes, while the mafioso were fighting for position for their number one sprinter, barrus. DT and El pickle in the heat of the moment head butting each other for prime position, el pickle didn't even have any right to be battling for sprint position as his team failed to bring a sprinter this year, but el pickle wouldn't be el pickle without pointless battles. Mean while GC favorites such as Hitch and Publicus were happy to see the stage nearing an end. Finally the finish approached, Garlic ho attempting an arrogant attack only to be swept away by the favorite Libertine who started powering for the line... no one could touch him, except one. Out of the shadows the consistent little sprinter Craig came around in the final meters and stole the victory from libertine, and alas had won the opening the stage of the inaugural CN tour. 1. Craig 2. Libertine 3. Dim

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if not noticed. I am pretty bored, waiting for the end of this vuelta stage

Legen-

-DARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[krebs303]

Someone's upset they never made the podium.

Not even an honorable mention

 

[Parrulo]

Stage 1 .

Profile:

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What should have been a boring predictable stage saw surprising fireworks. It would have been welcomed too with the disappointing news prior to the start of the race. Daotec had been linked to the el clinico fiasco. The yellow red blue once hero, now a villain in the public eye, was out of this race before it even started.

Unsurprisingly in the break of the day we saw luckyboy and jens attacks, both never shy to get amongst it. They attacked relentlessly on this, a pancake flat stage, at times it looked like they were going to make it... until the bullies of peloton decided to make things right; Team Cristiano Ronaldo in full flight deployed their entire team (including their potential GC youngster Parullo) to make the sprint happen for Libertine. He is of course the man to beat on these finishes, just like the sky is blue, the sprints are always a case of Libertine.

With just 2 km remaining teams were forming their train, dim had sublimit and jamusque working tirelessly for his hopes, while the mafioso were fighting for position for their number one sprinter, barrus. DT and El pickle in the heat of the moment head butting each other for prime position, el pickle didn't even have any right to be battling for sprint position as his team failed to bring a sprinter this year, but el pickle wouldn't be el pickle without pointless battles. Mean while GC favorites such as Hitch and Publicus were happy to see the stage nearing an end. Finally the finish approached, Garlic ho attempting an arrogant attack only to be swept away by the favorite Libertine who started powering for the line... no one could touch him, except one. Out of the shadows the consistent little sprinter Craig came around in the final meters and stole the victory from libertine, and alas had won the opening the stage of the inaugural CN tour. 1. Craig 2. Libertine 3. Dim

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if not noticed. I am pretty bored, waiting for the end of this vuelta stage

this has to be one of the best posts ever on this forum. its hilarious, libertine as top sprinter riding for the big bullies and el pickle getting into a fight just because he wants to really made me laugh

 

[bicing]

Not even an honorable mention

Someone with a post count that high has to be doping, hence ineligible to race!

 

[Michielveedeebee]

Haha, great stuff.

BTW I'm 188cm tall.

I on the other hand, am small

 

[Hugh Januss]

this was most unexpected, but made me laugh none the less.

Anyone who is genuinely suprised at ACF getting his tidy-whities in a bunch over some percieved slight just hasn't been paying much attention.

 

[Timmy-loves-Rabo]

What happens after I read your posts BTW Mind you I do the same to mine as well

whoops. Let's just say liggit was commentating

 

[craig1985]

El pickle = Amets Txurruka?

King of the most pointless attack award.

 

[auscyclefan94]

Anyone who is genuinely suprised at ACF getting his tidy-whities in a bunch over some percieved slight just hasn't been paying much attention.

but I don't really care about what you or most other think.



I'll stop being an **** now.

 

[boomcie]

Awesome post Timmy.

 

[bicing]

but I don't really care about what you or most other think.

I find it funny that more people are coming out to say that it is such an awesome post just because I have been critical of it.

COME.
ON.
W.
T.
F.
R.U.
THINKING?

That has absolutely nothing to do with it. We love it because it's an awesome post. We just had one of the best posts of the year, and you follow it up with one of the gayest things I have ever read. You actually think that people like it because you don't. How self-obsessed!

"An inflated consciousness is always egocentric and conscious of nothing but its own existence. It is incapable of learning from the past, incapable of understanding contemporary events, and incapable of drawing right conclusions about the future. It is hypnotized by itself and therefore cannot be argued with. It inevitably dooms itself to calamities that must strike it dead."
- Dr Carl Jung, talking about auscyclefan94,

...

Back to the topic...

When will we have stage 2? Timmy you'll have to write another! Plus Hitchy it'd be great if you had a shot given your EPIC GIRO stage preview skills, cannot imagine how great they'd be applied to a stage report. woW.

 

[Anonymous]

COME.
ON.
W.
T.
F.
R.U.
THINKING?

That has absolutely nothing to do with it. We love it because it's an awesome post. We just had one of the best posts of the year, and you follow it up with one of the gayest things I have ever read. You actually think that people like it because you don't. How self-obsessed!

"An inflated consciousness is always egocentric and conscious of nothing but its own existence. It is incapable of learning from the past, incapable of understanding contemporary events, and incapable of drawing right conclusions about the future. It is hypnotized by itself and therefore cannot be argued with. It inevitably dooms itself to calamities that must strike it dead."
- Dr Carl Jung, talking about auscyclefan94,

...

Back to the topic...

When will we have stage 2? Timmy you'll have to write another! Plus Hitchy it'd be great if you had a shot given your EPIC GIRO stage preview skills, cannot imagine how great they'd be applied to a stage report. woW.[/QUOTE]

Stage 2 is eagerly waited.

 

[craig1985]

but I don't really care about what you or most other think.

I find it funny that more people are coming out to say that it is such an awesome post just because I have been critical of it.

Settle down mate, it was actually funny by Timmy and we thought so, and you know that there is nothing wrong in taking the p*** out of each other, as long as it's good natured. Like when I said your posts make me vomit and I do the same for mine, ie I think my posts are nonsensical and if I have made one good post in my 6,300+ posts, then I've done well

Relax bro, your alright, and although your a fanboy, you are open minded about certain clinic issues which I do credit you for.

Now for once, I'll get back on topic and say benpounder (the name always makes me chuckle since I have the mind of an 11 year old) has been in stirling form lately with his TOC previews.

 

[boomcie]

It's on Timmy

World Championchips road race today.

The Dutch team was expected to crush the race, but it has been decimated because its leader, Dekker_Tifosi, failed to report his correct whereabouts to doping officials. Reportedly, Tifosi told his team he was training in Mexico in August while in fact he was in front of his computer crapping all over the Cycling News forums.

We are in the first kilometers of the race and Australia’s ACF is already trying to break clear from the peloton, this will probably end up in a long, lonesome and totally pointless breakaway from reality again. Germany’s Bavarianrider is tripping over his own words as usual and brings down half of the peloton. El Pistolet wasn’t caught in the crash, but stops anyway to take a pee and laugh at the injured people. Meanwhile ACF’s breakaway has already ended because he didn’t get enough attention from the tv crew. He has abandoned the race, but will no doubt be back next week.
After 40 kilometers a new break is formed consisting of several riders no one has ever heard of: ramjambunath, antares1, Midnite, dirkprovin and The other McHoy. This one will probably stay ahead for the next few hours.
Meanwhile the new Dutch hierarchy has become clear. It seems like Timmy loves Rabo and theyoungest will be the new leaders of the crippled team. Havetts and Thesheep has been fetching the water bottles, while ak-zaaf, Kwibus and Moondance are pulling in the front.
This just in: Germany’s Cobblestoned wasn’t too happy with the status quo in the peloton and has started causing uproar. He has reportedly swung his fist at some riders for unclear reasons. Ferminal has now intervened and Cobblestoned was taken out of the race.
Despite the many hiccups in the peloton, the speed never went down and the breakaway has been reeled in with 3 laps to go. We’re seeing a very conservative race.
An elite group of 10 riders has now broken free with 2 laps to go. It is unclear who is in this front group, but we have seen at least one Belgian jersey and a strange jersey with a question mark on it. The rider with the question mark jersey has been identified as Libertine Seguros and was signaled reading the complete Encyclopaedia Britannica while escaping from the peloton.
According to Race Radio the following riders are currently in the front: Hrotha (Spain), The Hitch (Poland), Libertine (Unknown), TLR (the Netherlands), Ferminal (Australia), Michielveedeebee (Belgium), Thirteen (US), Jamsque (UK), Parrulo (Portugal).
We are in the final lap now and Hrotha has placed a subtle attack on the left side of the road. The front group is disorganized. At the foot of the final climb Hrotha has an advantage of 20 seconds over the the group.
Thirteen is now placing an impressive jump. She only has Michielveedeebee, Ferminal and TLR on her wheel; they are all hanging on for dear life.
We are at the top of the hill and the 4 escapees have now caught up with Hrotha. With only 4 kilometers to go it’s going to be a very exciting finale.
The first one to attack is Ferminal, he doesn’t have the best sprint and now places a tremendous attack. The others are immediately on his wheel but Ferminal doesn’t give in and accelerates a second time trying to suffocate the group. Hrotha pays for his earlier efforts and has to sit up. Ferminal now looks over his shoulder and sees TLR sitting comfortably on his wheel. The pace slows down again.
We are entering the last kilometer, with Hrotha at only 10 seconds and the peloton at 20, anything is possible. TLR fears the return of Hrotha and is taking his responsibility pacing the group. With 700 meters to go Thirteen goes all in and sneaks away on the right side of the road. The others hesitate and for the moment it looks like Thirteen might take the rainbow home this year. 400 meters to go now and TLR launches another massive acceleration. He immediately gets a gap on Ferminal and Veedeebee has to close the gap himself. Ferminal seems to be having some issues with his gear. With only 150 meters to go Veedeebee starts sprinting and gets within 10 meters of Thirteen. He seems to be closing the gap fairly easy but Thirteen still has something left in the tank and keeps her lead over the talented young Belgian. Impressive win.

1.Thirteen
2. Michielveedeebee
3. TLR

 

[auscyclefan94]

It's on Timmy

World Championchips road race today.

The Dutch team was expected to crush the race, but it has been decimated because its leader, Dekker_Tifosi, failed to report his correct whereabouts to doping officials. Reportedly, Tifosi told his team he was training in Mexico in August while in fact he was in front of his computer crapping all over the Cycling News forums.

We are in the first kilometers of the race and Australia’s ACF is already trying to break clear from the peloton, this will probably end up in a long, lonesome and totally pointless breakaway from reality again. Germany’s Bavarianrider is tripping over his own words as usual and brings down half of the peloton. El Pistolet wasn’t caught in the crash, but stops anyway to take a pee and laugh at the injured people. Meanwhile ACF’s breakaway has already ended because he didn’t get enough attention from the tv crew. He has abandoned the race, but will no doubt be back next week.
After 40 kilometers a new break is formed consisting of several riders no one has ever heard of: ramjambunath, antares1, Midnite, dirkprovin and The other McHoy. This one will probably stay ahead for the next few hours.
Meanwhile the new Dutch hierarchy has become clear. It seems like Timmy loves Rabo and theyoungest will be the new leaders of the crippled team. Havetts and Thesheep has been fetching the water bottles, while ak-zaaf, Kwibus and Moondance are pulling in the front.
This just in: Germany’s Cobblestoned wasn’t too happy with the status quo in the peloton and has started causing uproar. He has reportedly swung his fist at some riders for unclear reasons. Ferminal has now intervened and Cobblestoned was taken out of the race.
Despite the many hiccups in the peloton, the speed never went down and the breakaway has been reeled in with 3 laps to go. We’re seeing a very conservative race.
An elite group of 10 riders has now broken free with 2 laps to go. It is unclear who is in this front group, but we have seen at least one Belgian jersey and a strange jersey with a question mark on it. The rider with the question mark jersey has been identified as Libertine Seguros and was signaled reading the complete Encyclopaedia Britannica while escaping from the peloton.
According to Race Radio the following riders are currently in the front: Hrotha (Spain), The Hitch (Poland), Libertine (Unknown), TLR (the Netherlands), Ferminal (Australia), Michielveedeebee (Belgium), Thirteen (US), Jamsque (UK), Parrulo (Portugal).
We are in the final lap now and Hrotha has placed a subtle attack on the left side of the road. The front group is disorganized. At the foot of the final climb Hrotha has an advantage of 20 seconds over the the group.
Thirteen is now placing an impressive jump. She only has Michielveedeebee, Ferminal and TLR on her wheel; they are all hanging on for dear life.
We are at the top of the hill and the 4 escapees have now caught up with Hrotha. With only 4 kilometers to go it’s going to be a very exciting finale.
The first one to attack is Ferminal, he doesn’t have the best sprint and now places a tremendous attack. The others are immediately on his wheel but Ferminal doesn’t give in and accelerates a second time trying to suffocate the group. Hrotha pays for his earlier efforts and has to sit up. Ferminal now looks over his shoulder and sees TLR sitting comfortably on his wheel. The pace slows down again.
We are entering the last kilometer, with Hrotha at only 10 seconds and the peloton at 20, anything is possible. TLR fears the return of Hrotha and is taking his responsibility pacing the group. With 700 meters to go Thirteen goes all in and sneaks away on the right side of the road. The others hesitate and for the moment it looks like Thirteen might take the rainbow home this year. 400 meters to go now and TLR launches another massive acceleration. He immediately gets a gap on Ferminal and Veedeebee has to close the gap himself. Ferminal seems to be having some issues with his gear. With only 150 meters to go Veedeebee starts sprinting and gets within 10 meters of Thirteen. He seems to be closing the gap fairly easy but Thirteen still has something left in the tank and keeps her lead over the talented young Belgian. Impressive win.

1.Thirteen
2. Michielveedeebee
3. TLR

Hey I was doing the team thing for my team leader Ferminal by going in the break.

Can someone explain to me why Timmy Loves Rabo has now become Dutch? He lives in the same city as me! Cycling Australia wouldn't allow him to ride for a country like that!

 

[sublimit]

Hey I was doing the team thing for my team leader Ferminal by going in the break.

Can someone explain to me why Timmy Loves Rabo has now become Dutch? He lives in the same city as me! Cycling Australia wouldn't allow him to ride for a country like that!

Count yourself lucky you got mentioned in that edition after your early histrionics.
Like Cav but without the talent lol.

 

[Timmy-loves-Rabo]

lol @ cav without the talent.

Hey I was doing the team thing for my team leader Ferminal by going in the break.

Can someone explain to me why Timmy Loves Rabo has now become Dutch? He lives in the same city as me! Cycling Australia wouldn't allow him to ride for a country like that!

I'm hot property man
Also I have both passports etc .

haha excellent boomcie. Pretty sure I'll take the rainbow someday.

 

[jobiwan]

It's on Timmy

World Championchips road race today.

The Dutch team was expected to crush the race, but it has been decimated because its leader, Dekker_Tifosi, failed to report his correct whereabouts to doping officials. Reportedly, Tifosi told his team he was training in Mexico in August while in fact he was in front of his computer crapping all over the Cycling News forums.

We are in the first kilometers of the race and Australia’s ACF is already trying to break clear from the peloton, this will probably end up in a long, lonesome and totally pointless breakaway from reality again. Germany’s Bavarianrider is tripping over his own words as usual and brings down half of the peloton. El Pistolet wasn’t caught in the crash, but stops anyway to take a pee and laugh at the injured people. Meanwhile ACF’s breakaway has already ended because he didn’t get enough attention from the tv crew. He has abandoned the race, but will no doubt be back next week.
After 40 kilometers a new break is formed consisting of several riders no one has ever heard of: ramjambunath, antares1, Midnite, dirkprovin and The other McHoy. This one will probably stay ahead for the next few hours.
Meanwhile the new Dutch hierarchy has become clear. It seems like Timmy loves Rabo and theyoungest will be the new leaders of the crippled team. Havetts and Thesheep has been fetching the water bottles, while ak-zaaf, Kwibus and Moondance are pulling in the front.
This just in: Germany’s Cobblestoned wasn’t too happy with the status quo in the peloton and has started causing uproar. He has reportedly swung his fist at some riders for unclear reasons. Ferminal has now intervened and Cobblestoned was taken out of the race.
Despite the many hiccups in the peloton, the speed never went down and the breakaway has been reeled in with 3 laps to go. We’re seeing a very conservative race.
An elite group of 10 riders has now broken free with 2 laps to go. It is unclear who is in this front group, but we have seen at least one Belgian jersey and a strange jersey with a question mark on it. The rider with the question mark jersey has been identified as Libertine Seguros and was signaled reading the complete Encyclopaedia Britannica while escaping from the peloton.
According to Race Radio the following riders are currently in the front: Hrotha (Spain), The Hitch (Poland), Libertine (Unknown), TLR (the Netherlands), Ferminal (Australia), Michielveedeebee (Belgium), Thirteen (US), Jamsque (UK), Parrulo (Portugal).
We are in the final lap now and Hrotha has placed a subtle attack on the left side of the road. The front group is disorganized. At the foot of the final climb Hrotha has an advantage of 20 seconds over the the group.
Thirteen is now placing an impressive jump. She only has Michielveedeebee, Ferminal and TLR on her wheel; they are all hanging on for dear life.
We are at the top of the hill and the 4 escapees have now caught up with Hrotha. With only 4 kilometers to go it’s going to be a very exciting finale.
The first one to attack is Ferminal, he doesn’t have the best sprint and now places a tremendous attack. The others are immediately on his wheel but Ferminal doesn’t give in and accelerates a second time trying to suffocate the group. Hrotha pays for his earlier efforts and has to sit up. Ferminal now looks over his shoulder and sees TLR sitting comfortably on his wheel. The pace slows down again.
We are entering the last kilometer, with Hrotha at only 10 seconds and the peloton at 20, anything is possible. TLR fears the return of Hrotha and is taking his responsibility pacing the group. With 700 meters to go Thirteen goes all in and sneaks away on the right side of the road. The others hesitate and for the moment it looks like Thirteen might take the rainbow home this year. 400 meters to go now and TLR launches another massive acceleration. He immediately gets a gap on Ferminal and Veedeebee has to close the gap himself. Ferminal seems to be having some issues with his gear. With only 150 meters to go Veedeebee starts sprinting and gets within 10 meters of Thirteen. He seems to be closing the gap fairly easy but Thirteen still has something left in the tank and keeps her lead over the talented young Belgian. Impressive win.

1.Thirteen
2. Michielveedeebee
3. TLR

Yeah!! An American won! I helped, I'm sure!