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Circuit de Douleur – Mountains, 304 KM
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and everyone else, to the gruelling race ‘the Circuit de la Douleur’. In this race the riders will have to climb no less than 10 climbs, ending with the fearsome Col de la Décès, an HC climb of 50 KM, with an average gradient of 15 and peaking at 25 at its steepest spots.
Before reaching this challenge the riders will be going over 4 other HC climbs, 3 cat. 1 climbs and 2 cat. 2 climbs.
In fact only the 1 KM neutral zone at the beginning of the race will be on actual flat road.
As soon as the riders leave the neutral zone they’ll start climbing the day’s first HC climb.
And they’re off. Riding through the neutral zone, clearly not looking too much forward to the day ahead.
The weather today is absolutely amazing; the sun shining from a clear blue sky. For now...
The flag has just been dropped.
AND THERE’S AN ATTACK! We’ll see if we can identify the lone rider.
IT’S LIBERTINE! Now THAT was a surprise. Is he going to attempt a Poli?
No! He’s turning around at a side-road. Have to say it IS rather weird that this guy was even at the start, considering that he makes Cipollini look like a world-class climber.
Back in the peloton everyone is taking it easy.
Libertine and his DS are arguing wildly but now Libertine is getting into the car, the race is over for him!
AND THERE’S ANOTHER ATTACK! It’s Alpe d’Huez who just sat a blistering pace and broke free from the bunch.
Zoncolan follows.
So does Angliru.
Back in the peloton it’s ACF who sends his team forward to chase.
It’s to no avail, though, as our mountainous trio has already created an advantage of about a minute.
All the time while this has been going on the riders have been climbing the first cat. 2 climb of today’s race. It’s 13 k long, and it has an average gradient of 7, so it’s one of the easier climbs...
Our front-trio is nearing the top.
Angliru was first over the top, closely followed by Alpe and then Zoncolan.
Now the three riders begin the 16 k decent.
1:30 after the peloton makes it to the top, still with ACFs team at the front.
As soon as the riders reach the bottom of this decent they’ll be starting the first HC climb of the race.
Back in the peloton T-L-R has just attacked on the decent and managed to create a small gap.
But he’s caught again...
For this climb the peloton has managed to stay pretty much together, with the few being dropped already getting back up on the decent.
And the break has already begun the next climb, this HC climb is 28 k long, and has an average gradient of 10 percent, with the steepest section of 17 percent. This should create some gaps down in the peloton!
Now the peloton is starting the climb as well.
And true enough, several riders are dropped almost instantly!
At the front Angliru is attacking his two breakaway comrades and manages to create a small gap.
He’s now solo in the front with a small gap of 10 seconds over his former companions
Back in the main group it’s total chaos, with riders being pretty much all over the climb!
ElChingon seems to be having the biggest problems of all.
The “main group” is already down to around 50 riders, out of the 200 who started. And it’s only going to get smaller!
Angliru has just reached the top.
50 seconds later Alpe and Zoncolan crosses the top.
This decent is the fastest of the race. It’s 40 k and has long sections of over 10 percent!
And true enough; Angliru is reaching speeds of 100 KpH!
This also means that his gap to Alpe and Zoncolan is increasing.
Now what’s left of the main bunch has just crossed the top. 4:08 after Angliru.
When Angliru reaches the bottom he’ll be riding for 12 k on a stretch of what is without doubts the flattest section not counting the neutral zone. It only has a gradient of 1...
We’ve just heard that ElChingon is out of the race.
Angliru has just reached the flat part.
THERE’S A CRASH!!!! Cobblestoned just flew over the barrier and into the woods below. The ambulance crew is hurrying down to him, so it would appear that’s the end of the race for him.